JURY ROOM UPDATE

Challenged incumbent Steve Feren swore in the jury pool Wednesday morning.  Lynn Rosenthal was there Tuesday, and Ian Richards made an appearance last week.  On Monday, no one showed up, so a Clerk’s employee did it, just like in court.

Judicial Administration doesn’t seem concerned as to what’s going on in the jury room.  It’s as in your face as can be, begging the question, have the judges with opponents already secured a green light from the JEAC?  Only time will tell, since we’re hearing rumblings the JEAC may be queried by someone with standing soon on the issues presented.  In the meantime, is it possible candidates could be offered equal time, just to make things fair?  It is a Clerk’s function, after all …

Coming Soon – Where’s Mel Grossman, and would you like your case to be heard by Peggy Gehl?

Five years for Adria Quintela impersonator

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Coming SoonPeggy Gehl goes too far …

TUESDAY NOTES

Fair or foul?Lynn Rosenthal took a star turn in the jury room Tuesday morning, putting on a roughly five minute show for a room full of captive registered voters.  During the swearing-in ceremony, Rosenthal mentioned her name three times, and concluded by inviting everyone up to Room 6810, her assigned courtroom, for a looksy

Of course, Rosenthal isn’t the first judge battling it out at the polls to take advantage of the central courthouse jury room perk.  Ian Richards was spotted just last week, despite being assigned to the Hollywood satellite courthouse, where jurors aren’t needed.  And everyone remembers Bobby Diaz back in 2012, who took jury room shtik to a whole new level.

The question now is whether the 2014 challengers are going to sit back and take it.  Both the JEAC  and JQC would have jurisdiction to address the issue,* but getting information out of either agency is damn near impossible.  In fact, a JEAC member’s JA told us earlier today the judicial advisory board would only communicate with a judge or a judicial candidate, which unfortunately means the complaint route may be the sole remedy for any other interested parties.  And on the local level, Howard Forman half-heartedly told us he’s “looking into it“, while Peter Weinstein has made it perfectly clear he won’t answer good questions from pesky bloggers. 

All said, it’s really a shame.  It’s so transparently unfair to all those hoping for an election on the merits, while reinforcing the 17th Circuit’s image of a judiciary primarily driven by political concerns.  And with Weinstein running the show, it seems unlikely things will change before the election in August, absent external pressure …

* See Canon 2A(b)“A judge shall not lend the prestige of judicial office to advance the private interests of the judge … “

JAABWALK Monday – yesterday’s sojourn started at 2:20 PM, and finished at 2:36 PM.  Out of 36 old courthouse courtrooms checked on ostensibly the busiest day of the week, 16 were empty, 1 had just wrapped up for the day (helmed earlier by a GM), and 19 were occupied.  Of those in use, 1 was staffed by a circuit juvenile judge, 1 by a circuit criminal mental health judge, and 2 by senior judges.  Nice work if you can get it, indeed …

*CORRECTION*regarding one of the many unanswered questions posed to Peter Weinstein in the Dear Peter … post, it must be stated that Sharon Zeller has always had a full time division, carrying just as many cases as other county civil judges, in addition to her administrative duties.  All apologies, and sorry it took so long to correct, although it would have been nice if the chief judge had bothered to set the record straight himself, when the question was first posed …

Coming Soon JAABLOG writes the Miami Herald, but will they print it?; JNC cuts; Judical Administration, Boss Reporting, and you; RESIGNING WOMEN.

Florida Bar releases findings in Tampa Attorney DUI set up case

www.milianforjudge.com

4th DCA orders Bel-an-jay to get off a whole bunch of cases

Graham Update – Tallahassee DCA upholds 1,000 year sentence for 17 year old

Atlanta JC – At least judges can still buy dildos without a prescription

Bob Norman Video – Woman says she was beaten up by BSO deputies in jail

Bob Norman Video – BSO beatdown Deputy strikes again  (Gary Kollin)

The Atlantic – What If Cities Stopped Participating in the War on Drugs?

LA Times – Smartphone anti-theft “Kill Switch” coming soon

WSJ – FBI needs pothead programmers too

Volokh Conspiracy – A sad judicial family story

Business Week – Led Zeppelin’s latest plagiarism legal woes

SS: Hillstrom gets 10 months for JAABLOG threats

Rumpole – New CLE Brady standards for felony lawyers

Captain – Bad news for court appointed counsel

SS – 4th DCA tells Paul Backman to keep his private thoughts to himself

YouTube – Little Feat’s Lowell George on F Troop  (1967)

Lowell George & Linda Ronstadt “Willin”  (1975)

 
            RIP COREY DWYER

GAS LEAK

The North Wing of the central courthouse is on high alert.  The entire building stinks of gas, and not the kind that can blow up if someone carelessly lights a match.  Building staff is currently trying to figure out whether it’s a busted sewer line or just a superhumanly clogged toilet.  In the meantime, hold your breath if you have business in the circuit criminal divisions this morning.

BROWARD JUDICIAL SURVEY

It’s been a long time since either the Florida Bar or the Broward Bar Association (BCBA) issued a judicial poll for the 17th Circuit.  In fact, the only ones we could find online were this one from 2002  by the Bar, and this one from 2008  by BCBA.  Rumor has it judges don’t like being rated, which is reason enough for JAABLOG to pick up the ball and run with it.

So here’s the deal.  Judges will be broken up by division assignments, and rank (county or circuit).  Larger divisions, like criminal, will be subdivided by floor, so as not to overwhelm the voting public.  Groups of judges will go out every so often for rating, again so as not to overload those who care to share an opinion.  Votes will be cast in the form of your comments, and preserved online for anyone searching in the future for a Broward judicial poll or survey.

Ours is a lot less scientific than theirs, but much more than checking a box.  As previously stated, it’s just your comments, which means you can be as detailed as you want.  Topic areas to consider are Intelligence Level, Integrity/Ethics, Demeanor & Temperament, Work Ethic, Efficiency & Office Management, and for circuit judges, Qualifications For Chief Judge.  Check out the BCBA’s 2008 categories for a more exhaustive list of criteria, or make up your own.  Anything you have to add is relevant, and the public has a right to know.

And now, starting with circuit criminal 4th floor, here are the first judges to be rated:


   Ilona Holmes        Lisa Porter            Raag Singhal      Mike Rothschild     Matt Destry

                                                
Make Your Voice Heard!

36 APPLICANTS FOR COUNTY 2X


The following individulas will be considered to replace Ed Merrigan and Joe Murphy on the county court:

1. David Barkey; 2. Michael Berstein; 3. Mari Blumstein; 4. Monique Brochu;
5. Haccord J. Curry, Jr.;  6. Kal Le Var Evans; 7. Phoebee Rebecca Francois;
8. Keathan Frink; 9. Donald Gelin; 10. Douglas Harrison; 11. Susan Odzer Hugentugler;
12. Jose Hurtado; 13. Doreen Inkeles; 14. Daniel Kanner; 15. Ernest Kollra;
16. Phyllis Williams Kotey; 17. Charlie B. Levy; 18. Samuel D. Lopez;
19. Chris A. Narducci; 20. Rhoda Nelson; 21. Andrew Newman; 22. Stefanie Moon;
23. Thomas Oates; 24. Vicki Plant; 25. Michele McCaul Ricca; 26. Mark Rickard;
27. Abbe S. Rifkin; 28. Derrick Roberts; 29. Rosa Romero; 30. Jason Allen Rosner;
31. James K. Rubin; 32. Richard A. Sachs; 33. Maxine Streeter;
34. Natalie Knight-Tai; 35. Gerard Williams; 36. Stephen J. Zaccor.

The applicants will be notified by May 23, 2014 if they are being interviewed.  Interviews will be held at the Broward County Bar Association, 1051 SE 3rd Ave, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33316 on May 30, 2014 beginning at 10:00 a.m.  Interviews are open to the public.     

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Judges are held to stricter ethical standards than lawyers
because more rectitude is expected of them”

Kerry Evander

Six and a half reasons why KeysInfoNet is missing the point …

Coming Soon – Calling on Weinstein, Scherer, and the Sun Sentinel to weigh in for judicial diversity before the JNC makes the cut; JEAC or JQC? – is Canon 2A(b) violated by challenged judges who suddenly find time to swear-in jury pools? (“A judge shall not lend the prestige of judicial office to advance the private interests of the judge … “); Politics, the Supreme Court, and the Gardiner decision …

ATL ON AUDLIN

Above The Law’s David Lat weighed in on David Audlin’s statements from the Miami Herald earlier today, and he nailed it.  Apparently, there isn’t much gray area, no matter how effective Audlin’s early spin may have been.  A big thank you to ATL, since we now have the night off.  Enjoy!

The following article by David Lat is found here at Above The Law, Copyright © 2014 Breaking Media, Inc.  (Excerpts from Herald omitted):

In January, we brought you word of a Florida state-court judge who posted a sex ad on Manhunt. We covered the news, first broken by JAAblog, since we are fond of stories about sexy judges. But we did not judge. Instead, Staci Zaretsky wrote of Chief Judge David Audlin, “more power to him if [the photos are] real. Everyone needs to get some, even judges.”

Last week, Judge Audlin resigned from the bench, apparently because of L’Affaire Manhunt. With all due respect to the judge, this strikes me as a bad decision….

I’m not sure this is a true “invasion of privacy,” since Audlin had voluntarily injected himself into the public space that is Manhunt. Nobody hacked into his private email account to pull his photos; he maintained a public profile that was viewable by anyone on the site. But anyway….

Audlin did nothing illegal, and nobody was calling for his ouster — which is exactly why he shouldn’t have resigned. Even though he tells the Herald that he’s “not apologizing,” his actions speak louder than his words. He didn’t do anything wrong; why is he leaving the bench?

Instead of stepping down, Audlin should have told his critics to, in essence, suck his gavel. I’m inclined to agree with JAAblog’s view of Audlin as “a quitter who should have stood up and fought for what he believes in.”

His claim of being a privacy martyr is spurious. He posted a request for sex in a public place — to wit, the internet. Audlin’s reference to Manhunt as a “private” website is misleading. It might be privately owned, but profiles are available to anyone who signs up for the service — and pretty much anyone can (and does) sign up. As one JAAblog commenter said:

For a sitting judge not to understand that if you publicly (yes, Virginia, the Internets, as W would say, is/are a public place) advertise for random sex and then, when this public solicitation becomes known to members of the public whom you would like not to know, you claim that your “privacy has been wrongly invaded, then what you raise is serious, reasonable, valid concerns about whether you possess the legal analytical tools to even be on the bench.

In other words, Judge Audlin wasn’t wronged; he was just stupid. As Kashmir Hill noted when covering the Congressman Christopher Lee scandal, you should never include your face in your pics when trolling the web for sex. Here, Audlin should have a non-obvious screen name — instead of “DavidKW,” he could have tried “Gavelbanger” — accompanied by some photos of his body, “face pics available upon request.” That would have greatly reduced (although not eliminated) the likelihood of his being discovered. And it would have made his claim of privacy violation more legitimate, if his photos had been released by a single individual to whom he sent them via private message.

Audlin also seems to be trying to “play the gay card” here, claiming that he was mistreated on account of his sexual orientation.

Sorry, Your Honor, but this wasn’t a gay thing. We write all the time about judges’ sexual misadventures; click on some of the links in Staci’s original post about you for examples. If a sitting judge, gay or straight or bi, goes on the internet and announces his penis size, rest assured that Above the Law will be there.

You know how you should have responded to discovery of your Manhunt profile, Judge Audlin? You should have quoted the wise words of former judge Wade McCree, when he was accused of sending shirtless photos of himself to his bailiff: “Hot dog, yep that’s me. I’ve got no shame in my game.”

There was no shame in David Audlin’s game — until, well, Audlin acted like there was. If he really wanted to take a stand for the privacy rights of public officials, he should have returned to doing the people’s business, ignoring the critics, and staying in office until the bitter end.

Let’s hope that Audlin resigned not in a fit of pique but to pursue another opportunity — namely, so he could follow in the footsteps of many other Florida judges and become a television judge. As it turns out, Fox is looking for a current or former judge for a new reality show.

Please, Judge Audlin, respond to that casting call. Don’t make Fox go on a Manhunt to find you.

David Lat

Let’s Get Sweaty! (1/15/14)

STATE OF DISUNION (1/23/14)

ATL: Judge’s Sex Ad Found On Internet Hookup Site  (1/16/14)

SUNDAY NOTES



Peter Weinstein and David Audlin broke their respective silences last Friday, but neither one had anything interesting to say.  There are a lot of topics Weinstein should be addressing the community about, so it’s anyone’s guess why the leader of the 17th Circuit would make himself available to talk toilets, while remaining mum on problems like substance abuse, diversity, safe staff parking, and lazy judges.  The Sun Sentinel’s article is here.

As for Audlin, he confirmed he resigned from the Monroe County circuit court because of JAABLOGThe Miami Herald’s article is here.  We’ll be addressing his statements shortly, but in the meantime, please post a comment if you agree with Audlin that he’s a victim, or if outside pressure was indeed brought to bear, a quitter who should have stood up and fought for what he believes in.  It’s not hard to tell which way we’re heading, so drop a comment if you think we’re missing something …

Coming SoonAntonacci said what?; County court applicant names;
The American All You Can Eat Buffet Restaurant Association joins “Don’t Let Florida Go To Pot” campaign.

PB Post: Kastrenakes slaps atty with $6,000 sanction for missing letter in DUI

JAABWALK

Today’s lunch time sojourn yielded 22 empty courtrooms and 14 courtrooms in use out of 36 checked in the old courthouse between 1:40 PM and 1:55 PM.  Of the courtrooms in use or about to be used, 3 were staffed by senior judges, and one was staffed by a circuit juvenile delinquency judge.  As always, North Wing courtrooms were not checked, since everyone knows the Broward prison machine is nearly always running full steam.  Satellite courtrooms were likewise not checked, although it’s a safe bet another bonanza of inefficiently managed resources and personnel would have been discovered if North, South, and West were monitored.

Even allowing for the slight possibility that a few of the desolate courtrooms might have been scheduled for late starts, the fact that only 14 out of 36 courtrooms were in use during peak hours on a Wednesday afternoon speaks volumes.  Critics are quick to point out that Peter Weinstein can’t physically stop his judges from behaving badly, but no one will argue that his administration wouldn’t last a day in the private sector with so many tax dollars going up in flames on a daily basis.  Once again it’s a leadership problem, and based on the 17th Circuit’s most recent request  to the Supreme Court for 6 additional  county judges, don’t expect anything to change soon …

(Drop an email  if you’d like to know individual courtrooms and their occupancy status)

SS: Broward prosecutor arrested on meth charge

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KPBS: Judicial Candidate Accuses Judge Of Being A Criminal On Billboards
(San Diego – 5/8/14)

“Keehn, a former U.S. Army captain, has put a stark message on billboards above four intersections along Interstate-5 and downtown: “Vote for Carla Keehn . . . the only candidate for this office not convicted of a crime.”

According to court records, (Judge) Schall was
charged in October 2007 with a DUI, but pleaded guilty to a lesser reckless-driving charge six months later …

Osceola judge criticized for offering bibles to defendants

NOLLE PROSSE!

The SAO’s Drug Trafficking Unit just dismissed the Sunrise case against Blake Larocca.  Obviously, they chose to drop a major cocaine haul instead of complying with Bernie Bober’s order to disclose the CI responsible for luring many suspects into Sunrise’s jurisdiction.  What this means for other cases remains to be seen, but congrats are now in order to Kevin Kulik, Eddie Kay, and Mickey Rocque, who first exposed Sunrise’s shenanigans right here on JAABLOG many moons ago  …

SS: Prosecutors drop drug charges to protect Sunrise police informant