So it starts. Broward judges thumbing their noses at Tooty.
Rotate all these little twerps like they do in every other circuit in Florida and tell them what they can do when they start whining.
There is only one thing the chief judge can order his fellow judges and that is what division you are assigned to. Suck it up and learn felony domestic violence.
P.S. Gunderson should stop blogging and pay attention to what is happening in her courtroom.
TOOTY HAS BEEN A FAILURE
ITS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U PUT POLITICS ABOVE
PRECISION
FLUSH TOOTY OUT AND GIVE IT TO GUNDERTHIGHS
ROTATE BROWARD JUDGES LIKE IN OTHER CIRCUITS
ELIMINATE THE PECKING ORDER OF CHICKEN CHIT JUDGES TO CULL THE HERD OF THE UNWORTHY, LAZY AND BURNED OUT
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE
THE BROWARD JUDICIARY IS A MESS OF SELF INTERESTED-COMPETING MORONS WITHOUT A CAPTAIN AT THE WHEEL OF ADMINISTRATION
TAKE CONTROL
SHOW SOME COURAGE
Want some leadership?
Vote for change from the ranks of the rabbit warren chief judges in Broward. Return integrity to a battered judiciary of shell shucking self promoting palm oilers.
In my learned medical opinion Ms. Assspector cannot got to any Division that presides over depressing matters due to disability. Please create a Circuit Division forthwith that can encompass Adoptions, weddings, presiding over graduation of drug court and hearings on completion of diversion,.
All these perpetually offended Broward judges should either do what they are paid and assigned to do, or give up the ridiculously overpaid and perks-heavy positions to someone who will undoubtedly do a better job without all the sobbing and handwringing.
The majority of Broward judges are a bunch of babies who think once they’ve attained the position, they’re should be on permanent vacation and are not answerable to anyone.
Why so many judges get opposition in Broward? Even a mentally challenged petulant bureaucrat should be able to figure it out.
On Thanksgiving Day it’s good to be thankful for all the Turkeys we’ve got sitting on the Broward Bench. It’s almost like having Thanksgiving every day.
Vinnie from Vegas has it off the board. You can’t bet it.
Word is Toots has made a decision and he ain’t changing it.
Assspector has 2 choices: 1. Go to Felony Domestic Violence
2. Resign…………………..Go ask Ehrlich and B. McCarthy
Did she think she was running for some County Court early retirement position? Heck there it’s getting harder to shut down court a few times a week. Ask Arlene B.
Alspector should resign if she doesn’t have the goods to be anything but a puny County Judge. That will save Finkelstein the trouble of having to cream her.
Scrap the clown…
Who cares what she wants. She does what she’s told or quits.
Tuter had better stand his ground or she’s but the first of the complainers.
I go to the hills
When my heart is lonely
I know I will hear
What I’ve heard before
My heart will be blessed,
With the sound of music
And I’ll sing once more
Life is so unfair. Some no practice nobody has all the time in the world to suck off a bunch of condo commandos and douche bag low rent local political poohbahs to get a big old pay raise and a solid medical/retirement package and then is asked to sit through a day to day grind composed of either 1) listening to the tortured defense of scumbag batterers or 2) having to call out scumbag lying “victims” using the courts in despicable fashion. Oh Daddy, what went wrong?
Susan Alspector has been a successful marital and family law attorney for 27 years. Susan should be placed in the division of her speciized area of the law. This is sensible for many obvious reasons.
My understanding is Susan has written a thoughtful and logical letter to our Chief Judge outlining in proper lawyerly fashion her position. At this time we should all support her and lobby the Chief Judge to do what is in the best interests of our Circuit and immediately stop the chatter here.
Susan Alspector has been a successful marital and family law attorney for 27 years and a dedicated radical feminist.
Do what is in the best interests of our Circuit and immediately conduct the chatter here and we’ll all be better able to make educated decisions about who would be best interested in upholding the myths needed by finding new male victims.
Judges should be well rounded in their knowledge of the law, which carries with it the continuing education necessary to manage the different divisions to which they are assigned.
Judges should be subject to administrative oversight to this end.
Judicial Rotation works well in every other Circuit in the State of Florida but has continuously been ignored in Broward in favor of a system of seniority. It has wrought the consequences of inequality among Broward judges and developed into a system of cronies and favored judges.
To allow Broward judges to think they can pick and choose the Divisions in which they work has lead to many problems that continue to plague the Broward Judiciary and does not improve the Administration of Justice.
It will take Leadership from the Chief Judge of this Circuit to correct the problems created by years of Mismanagement and the Institution of Judicial Rotation to finally bring about a much needed change in Judicial Administration.
In a perfect world (maybe) all judges would be well-rounded & rotations would not be a problem. But just as in practicing law, a judge becomes knowledgeable & well versed in one or two areas, and my opinion is the public is best served but allowing that expertise to be utilized. In the big picture it makes for better justice. Rotation means a learning curve, which means mistakes will be made. And not in the best interests of justice.
Don’t know, but it works in other circuits. Of course, other circuits don’t seem to have the same political schmear as much as we do here. A lot of backbiting babies sitting on the bench.
It would probably cure some of the problems.
Everyone knows about your 5-page letter. I suspect Tuter threw it in the garbage. Now get to work!!! I also suspect this blog is going to be keeping an eye on you.
How about skipping the “my learned specially in law” and applying yourself to the job at hand. Most Broward judges had failed and were on the road to the financial dumpster before they figured it would be so much easier to milk at the public trough with a three day work week and two martini lunches.
You only hear the occasional whimper from them unless they crack up before hitting the bricks.
So do all of us a favor and quit your whining.
Judges around here really are a bunch of wimpy twerps.
The real story is why Judge Tuter makes assignments based on seniority and not on picking Judges best suited to a particular job.
There are plenty of experienced Judges in other divisions that could have been moved to domestics. He shouldn’t ask he should simply assign.
The new Judges have a lot on their plate. It includes learning at school. Dropping one into a completely foreign environment when others could go in and be effective on day one is too risky considering these are some of the most dangerous offenders.
Move a sitting Judge with criminal background there. It does not matter if they want to go or not. It only matters if one is trying to keep people happy and that’s not the role of a Chief.
Hang in there Tooty. Don’t let these lazy judges continue to think they can pick a choose. As the old codgers retire, these newbies need to be kept in their place. Especially these new bimbo judges that think they’ve hit pay dirt. They are already being paid more than they ever made in private practice or their previous employment in government work. Make them work for it.
Why is it that this sort of slop always comes from judges in Broward? No question. They’re all under qualified clowns 🤡 looking for a free ride at taxpayers expense without the responsibility attached.
Get this crybaby a bucket.
Honey glazed ham is my favorite, but I’ll eat it boiled if I have too.
Tooty and me will straighten out these new judges.
All it takes is a little more ham.
Anyone know about Allspector dropping out of the practice of law awhile back to deal with Giselle like issues? Starting to see the early signs of Giselle part 2
Of course. Since the appointment system always rewards the most qualified people. Her prior DUI was most likely the least heinous crime on the rap sheets of all the applicants.
It should have been me. My name came first on the ballot too. Broward voters made a mistake when they rejected me. I’m the only one with true domestic violence experience. I have restraining orders to prove it. Bitch needs to stop crying and step aside. If the governor does not appoint me to replace Snipes, I will run for something! Vote Kaplan and show bitches their place.
Gentlemen, we’re in agreement. Dave will carry the boxes of eagle trophies, Grillo is in charge of the plaques, Cavanagh the inscribed silver bowls and goblets, and the rest of you guys will handle my Girl Scout stuff. I guess I’m going to have to find another government job to have a place to store everything.
I want my old job as a Broward Circuit Judge back. You never heard me complain about what division I was assigned.
I was on the bench whether I was schlogged or not.
Good-bye hope, good-bye future. No mall, no friends, no pizza. No friends, no past or future. Choice, choice, choice. Don’t be a lunatic like DJ MerryLee.
They’re mostly bad lawyers that couldn’t make decent money in private practice or were so lazy they lived off government jobs until smooching up a spot on the bench.
I had a nice cake too.
It said “Congratulations JUDGE Richard Kaplan.”
But everyone in the office choked on it.
The next one will say “Congratulations Sheriff Kaplan”
Susan Alspector is a brilliant attorney and will be an excellent Judge. I know that Susan is very happy about the division she was assigned to preside in. She will prove all of you wrong. She is an asset to the Broward County Circuit Court bench! You will soon see how dedicated Susan is and why she was elected in the first place!
Sounds to me like she’s getting the short end of the stick for a new judge. Why not put Rothschild in that division? That’s whats going to happen eventually anyway.
AS Brilliant as she is…….she has NEVER
1. PICKED A JURY AS AN ATTORNEY
2. DOES NOT KNOW THE SENTENCING GUIDELINES
3. HAS NO CRIMINAL EXPERIENCE
4 IS NO GEOFF COHEN
This is a specialized division it requires experience
not some neophyte learning on the job
people go to prison in this division
she does not belong there
Just keep an eye on her and when and if she cracks, you can bet the word will be it was from a pre-existing condition that most Broward judges suffer from and we have seen repeatedly raise its ugly head.
Is it true in the 4 page letter she explained Fabianne or Rothschild should be moved due to their lack of practicing in family law compared to her 20 years of practice?
Judges have the easiest jobs. All they have to do is be a referee. Lawyers supply them with the law. All they have to do is ditch the politics and decide the issues based on the law and not on who gave the biggest contribution to their last campaign.
All Broward judges should be well-rounded, hence gain experience in different divisions. I don’t understand what all the hoopla is about.
If they paid as much attention to what they are doing as they do to getting re-elected to these cushy jobs, you wouldn’t have these newbie Broward judges complaining about their assigned divisions and suck it up and make it work.
Judge Tuter should make it a fair process and Rotate judges like they do everywhere else.
Maybe she’s being shunned because she’s another judge interloper who played the all too familiar Broward name game with her name appearing first on the ballot and slipping in without the blessing of the other trough feeders. Ever thought of that ?
There are plenty of other veteran judges who should easily be able to handle a trial division with no sweat.
Why else would a newbie be assigned a trial div. first call ?
I campaigned with Susan during this last judicial cycle. She was a breath of fresh air and I know she will do well. I had occasion one day at a forum to sit and listen to her really interact with a couple, not just the 90 second elevator speech. I learned that she is smart, empathetic and well intentioned. I was unsuccessful myself, but I can tell you that she worked very hard and presented her A game. She will do well. I don’t know the exact contents of her letter, but absent a formal judicial rotation system in place like Miami it doesn’t seem unreasonable to make a pitch based upon your skill set. Let’s face it the electorate put her in office based upon her personal pitch as a family lawyer, so why not give them what they want if it makes sense.
I don’t think Alspector is off to a good start whining about her assignment. She is not the first or the last judge to get as assignment they don’t like. Good judges make the best of it.
She has a long way to go prove she’s a good judge.
After hearing a bunch of b.s. during the campaign from many candidates, I believe Cory Cawthon has the potential to be a very good judge.
Cawthon beat an African American guy, or at least he was on the African American palm card. Didn’t help him any. Oh, wait, my bad. It was that white guy. I can’t think of his name.
Who?
Can’t Diaz be put there?
Pulled pork is my specialty…
No, he’s a County Judge.
He can only handle cases involving up to a year in the Broward County Jail.
So it starts. Broward judges thumbing their noses at Tooty.
Rotate all these little twerps like they do in every other circuit in Florida and tell them what they can do when they start whining.
NOT AGAIN
ITS LIKE BABYSITTING
Uh oh. If Gundersen is for real, he loses another vote. If he caves, he looks weak and like a vote chaser like Weinstein.
Whiney chased two things with equal passion: jelly doughnuts and votes…
Her feelings are hurt? Seriously?
The whole seniority system is nonsense. If they put the community above tracking votes then that’s how assignments would be made.
Is it too much to expect Broward judges to just do their jobs without whining about everything ?
There is only one thing the chief judge can order his fellow judges and that is what division you are assigned to. Suck it up and learn felony domestic violence.
P.S. Gunderson should stop blogging and pay attention to what is happening in her courtroom.
TOOTY HAS BEEN A FAILURE
ITS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U PUT POLITICS ABOVE
PRECISION
FLUSH TOOTY OUT AND GIVE IT TO GUNDERTHIGHS
ROTATE BROWARD JUDGES LIKE IN OTHER CIRCUITS
ELIMINATE THE PECKING ORDER OF CHICKEN CHIT JUDGES TO CULL THE HERD OF THE UNWORTHY, LAZY AND BURNED OUT
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE
THE BROWARD JUDICIARY IS A MESS OF SELF INTERESTED-COMPETING MORONS WITHOUT A CAPTAIN AT THE WHEEL OF ADMINISTRATION
TAKE CONTROL
SHOW SOME COURAGE
Tuter had his chance. Hasn’t done very well. Then again, he’s had his hands full with a nursery of newbie dummies.
More like Susan Asspector…what a jackass
Want some leadership?
Vote for change from the ranks of the rabbit warren chief judges in Broward. Return integrity to a battered judiciary of shell shucking self promoting palm oilers.
Where’s the buffet table ? Got any extra ham ?
She’s qualified. She wont miss a free lunch and can eat more than Weinstein and that my friends is not an easy task.
Right now the polls show Tooty 88
Son of a Gunderson 2 (Her and Assspector)
Idiots don’t see it coming.
It’s like pushing a cream puff thru a keyhole with these self aggrandizing pimps.
So a brand new judge dictates assignments.
Dear Judge Tutor
In my learned medical opinion Ms. Assspector cannot got to any Division that presides over depressing matters due to disability. Please create a Circuit Division forthwith that can encompass Adoptions, weddings, presiding over graduation of drug court and hearings on completion of diversion,.
Doesn’t Zeller already have all that covered?
Tooty, pull the pacifier out of your mouth and show some backbone…
IS SHE JUST A LIGHTWEIGHT OR WHAT ?
Ledee will be put there. Alspector won’t get Family like she wants but she gets out. The new Judges block carries too many votes.
All these perpetually offended Broward judges should either do what they are paid and assigned to do, or give up the ridiculously overpaid and perks-heavy positions to someone who will undoubtedly do a better job without all the sobbing and handwringing.
The majority of Broward judges are a bunch of babies who think once they’ve attained the position, they’re should be on permanent vacation and are not answerable to anyone.
Why so many judges get opposition in Broward? Even a mentally challenged petulant bureaucrat should be able to figure it out.
On Thanksgiving Day it’s good to be thankful for all the Turkeys we’ve got sitting on the Broward Bench. It’s almost like having Thanksgiving every day.
Vinnie from Vegas has it off the board. You can’t bet it.
Word is Toots has made a decision and he ain’t changing it.
Assspector has 2 choices: 1. Go to Felony Domestic Violence
2. Resign…………………..Go ask Ehrlich and B. McCarthy
Did she think she was running for some County Court early retirement position? Heck there it’s getting harder to shut down court a few times a week. Ask Arlene B.
Alspector should resign if she doesn’t have the goods to be anything but a puny County Judge. That will save Finkelstein the trouble of having to cream her.
Scrap the clown…
Who cares what she wants. She does what she’s told or quits.
Tuter had better stand his ground or she’s but the first of the complainers.
Wait a second, being a Judge stinks too?
BROWARD JUDGES MOTTO
ITS BETTER THAN HAVING TO WORK
Dear Judge Tuter the reasons why I can’t do this
I go to the hills
When my heart is lonely
I know I will hear
What I’ve heard before
My heart will be blessed,
With the sound of music
And I’ll sing once more
Yor faaamlee matttterssss
DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GUNTHERTHIGHS FALLING THRU THE JUDICIAL MANHOLE UNTIL THE HAM RUNS OUT
Happy Thanksgiving, Larry
Awww she’s so cute
BIMBO ALERT
DONT LIKE YOUR ASSIGNED DIV. ?
THEN QUIT
PLENTY LINED UP TO TAKE YOUR JOB
BROWARD JUDGES – KNOW YOUR PLACE
Alspector should run for Chief Judge. She wants to play paddy cakes all day. All puff no work.
Watch how fast Gunderson turns on her great buddy, Alspector. Bwahahahahahaha
Life is so unfair. Some no practice nobody has all the time in the world to suck off a bunch of condo commandos and douche bag low rent local political poohbahs to get a big old pay raise and a solid medical/retirement package and then is asked to sit through a day to day grind composed of either 1) listening to the tortured defense of scumbag batterers or 2) having to call out scumbag lying “victims” using the courts in despicable fashion. Oh Daddy, what went wrong?
Why don’t she just mobilize the voter blocks that put her in to the judgeship to go against Tuter’s gang?
Everyone knows a bunch of appointee woosies will buckle at the knees in the face of real power.
How many of them were elected contested fashion?
Sounds more like a desire to avoid any work to me. Thought maybe she’d be able to take an easier road.
IM ON THE WINNING SIDE THIS TIME
Susan Alspector has been a successful marital and family law attorney for 27 years. Susan should be placed in the division of her speciized area of the law. This is sensible for many obvious reasons.
My understanding is Susan has written a thoughtful and logical letter to our Chief Judge outlining in proper lawyerly fashion her position. At this time we should all support her and lobby the Chief Judge to do what is in the best interests of our Circuit and immediately stop the chatter here.
Dan Casey did high end civil work for 30 years and is now doing a division with 3rd degree felonies. He is not whining.
Olefson did all civil and is going to dependency without complaint.
Suck it up
Judge Alspector is being treated quite shabbily. I am shocked a Circuit Judge’s request is being handled in the described fashion.
Susan Alspector has been a successful marital and family law attorney for 27 years and a dedicated radical feminist.
Do what is in the best interests of our Circuit and immediately conduct the chatter here and we’ll all be better able to make educated decisions about who would be best interested in upholding the myths needed by finding new male victims.
Dan Casey did high end civil work for 30 years and is now doing a division with 3rd degree felonies. He is not whining.
Olefson did all civil and is going to dependency without complaint.
Suck it up
Judge Gundersen got the assignment of her speciality. This is entirely unfair.
AMONG BROWARD JUDGES -SHE WHO HONKS THE LOUDEST- GETS THE PIE
Judges should be well rounded in their knowledge of the law, which carries with it the continuing education necessary to manage the different divisions to which they are assigned.
Judges should be subject to administrative oversight to this end.
Judicial Rotation works well in every other Circuit in the State of Florida but has continuously been ignored in Broward in favor of a system of seniority. It has wrought the consequences of inequality among Broward judges and developed into a system of cronies and favored judges.
To allow Broward judges to think they can pick and choose the Divisions in which they work has lead to many problems that continue to plague the Broward Judiciary and does not improve the Administration of Justice.
It will take Leadership from the Chief Judge of this Circuit to correct the problems created by years of Mismanagement and the Institution of Judicial Rotation to finally bring about a much needed change in Judicial Administration.
What is this Diaz and Alcade thing about?
Who has a set of balls and who doesn’t. I’d put my bet with Alcalde.
In a perfect world (maybe) all judges would be well-rounded & rotations would not be a problem. But just as in practicing law, a judge becomes knowledgeable & well versed in one or two areas, and my opinion is the public is best served but allowing that expertise to be utilized. In the big picture it makes for better justice. Rotation means a learning curve, which means mistakes will be made. And not in the best interests of justice.
BROWARD JUDGES
THE PROGRESSIVE UTOPIA
WHERE WHINERS RULE
Don’t know, but it works in other circuits. Of course, other circuits don’t seem to have the same political schmear as much as we do here. A lot of backbiting babies sitting on the bench.
It would probably cure some of the problems.
Hey Asspector,
Everyone knows about your 5-page letter. I suspect Tuter threw it in the garbage. Now get to work!!! I also suspect this blog is going to be keeping an eye on you.
How about skipping the “my learned specially in law” and applying yourself to the job at hand. Most Broward judges had failed and were on the road to the financial dumpster before they figured it would be so much easier to milk at the public trough with a three day work week and two martini lunches.
You only hear the occasional whimper from them unless they crack up before hitting the bricks.
So do all of us a favor and quit your whining.
Judges around here really are a bunch of wimpy twerps.
The real story is why Judge Tuter makes assignments based on seniority and not on picking Judges best suited to a particular job.
There are plenty of experienced Judges in other divisions that could have been moved to domestics. He shouldn’t ask he should simply assign.
The new Judges have a lot on their plate. It includes learning at school. Dropping one into a completely foreign environment when others could go in and be effective on day one is too risky considering these are some of the most dangerous offenders.
Move a sitting Judge with criminal background there. It does not matter if they want to go or not. It only matters if one is trying to keep people happy and that’s not the role of a Chief.
Hang in there Tooty. Don’t let these lazy judges continue to think they can pick a choose. As the old codgers retire, these newbies need to be kept in their place. Especially these new bimbo judges that think they’ve hit pay dirt. They are already being paid more than they ever made in private practice or their previous employment in government work. Make them work for it.
They’ve been counting votes since Tobin/Tuter took over. Joke = 17th.
GLAD MY TOUR OF DUTY IS OVER
LEAVE IT TO THE AMATEURS
Take your letter and shove it where the sun don’t shine Asssphincter.
Do your job. That or hit the road.
Why is it that this sort of slop always comes from judges in Broward? No question. They’re all under qualified clowns 🤡 looking for a free ride at taxpayers expense without the responsibility attached.
Get this crybaby a bucket.
THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN ON MY WATCH
GOT ANY EXTRA HAM ?
YOU MA’AM ARE CORRECT!
IT WOULD BE WORSE!!
Honey glazed ham is my favorite, but I’ll eat it boiled if I have too.
Tooty and me will straighten out these new judges.
All it takes is a little more ham.
Anyone know about Allspector dropping out of the practice of law awhile back to deal with Giselle like issues? Starting to see the early signs of Giselle part 2
UGH ?
Catch it before it requires intervention…
Stays in assigned division
IT CAN LEAD TO WORSE THINGS
The one on the far left looks like she’s been there before. Oh wait. She had.
Think of the detritus the Jnc and Governor had to consider when someone with a record for dui was the best candidate to appoint to Circuit.
Of course. Since the appointment system always rewards the most qualified people. Her prior DUI was most likely the least heinous crime on the rap sheets of all the applicants.
Or nobody else applied that was related to someone with a good job.
DONT U JUST LUV CANNOLIS ?
Hard night out with no banana…
Black is the new Orange.
In Broward Judges don’t have to get arrested to get disbarred.
Fingerprint all Broward judges. Drug tests are probably a very good idea too considering the number of drunk and drugged judges caught on the bench.
Jailing people for being high while high = Only in Broward
DOWNWARD SPIRAL
WHATS THAT ?
Gender role stereotypes exist for a reason …
She should limit it to making pasta
Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
WOW ATURD
THE TURKEY FOUND HIS LITTLE TINY SACK!!!
I’d like to gobble that turkey up right now but then my wife would make me go back to that horrible reparative therapy camp in Alabama.
My name came first on the ballot and is at the top of the judicial directory too so why did I get the short end of the stick?
This chick is showing all the wrong signs from the get-go. Tooty had better make sure she works with a net.
Finkelstein’s gang will make minced 🥩 of her but at least Tuter will be able to puff out his chest.
Only there’s nobody that can try a case left in the PD
YOUVE GOT A LITTLE ME TOO MOVEMENT GOING ON HERE
NO RELATION
Never heard of her …
Maybe a wolf in mouse clothing ?
My surfer buddy used to be a county court judge…
It should have been me. My name came first on the ballot too. Broward voters made a mistake when they rejected me. I’m the only one with true domestic violence experience. I have restraining orders to prove it. Bitch needs to stop crying and step aside. If the governor does not appoint me to replace Snipes, I will run for something! Vote Kaplan and show bitches their place.
FIRST INDICATION OF TROUBLES IN PARADISE
NO OSCAR BATE
LEARNING DIFFICULTIES ?
Look, Tooty: it would be great if we didn’t start out by kicking each other in the balls.
Oh, brother, another one pops out of the woodwork. Where’s my gavel?
Ribbit
Yikes
Gentlemen, we’re in agreement. Dave will carry the boxes of eagle trophies, Grillo is in charge of the plaques, Cavanagh the inscribed silver bowls and goblets, and the rest of you guys will handle my Girl Scout stuff. I guess I’m going to have to find another government job to have a place to store everything.
ILONA, WHATS ALL THIS JUNK ALL OVER THE BENCH ?
Everything a Broward Judge needs for the drive home from Rehab.
Hey, you got your Ambien in my Xanax!
lol
I don’t know why she’s complaining about going to Domestic Violence. I’d settle for permanent weekend First Appearances right about now.
W-o-r-s-t Judge ever
His bad act had its way with him. Just another loser Broward judge that didn’t get it until the ballots were counted.
They don’t know when they’ve got it good until you don’t have it anymore
And when Sheriff’s Deputies come busting down your door, you slowly put your hands up in the air just like this.
HOLDING COURT OR A TENT REVIVAL ???
BROWARD JUDGES NEED A REALITY ADJUSTMENT
I’m ready to be doused with ice cold water. It’s the same way I steeled myself before lying to the JQC.
I want my old job as a Broward Circuit Judge back. You never heard me complain about what division I was assigned.
I was on the bench whether I was schlogged or not.
That shopping cart was so empty a box of spaghetti would have slipped through the cracks.
As it went down, honowitz was the one that slipped thru the cracks. Talk about a double standard of justice.
You’ve got a real look alike out there …
REALLY CHEAP MAKEUP AT PUBLIX
Four hours of a video on stealing was tough enough
Good-bye hope, good-bye future. No mall, no friends, no pizza. No friends, no past or future. Choice, choice, choice. Don’t be a lunatic like DJ MerryLee.
What’s it gonna take ?
WHATS WITH THE BLUBBERFEST THAT ARE BROWARD JUDGES ?
IF YOU CANT DO THE EASIEST JOB IN THE COURTHOUSE
STEP ASIDE AND QUIT WHINING
Broward Judges resemble game show panelists rather than judges administering justice.
They’re mostly bad lawyers that couldn’t make decent money in private practice or were so lazy they lived off government jobs until smooching up a spot on the bench.
Loser lawyers become judges in Broward
LOOKING BACK
WHICH ONE IS LURCH ?
some losers just try to be judges. the real loser lawyers work for the ORCC and blog all day. Register and keep the a-holes out of office.
ORCC is the bottom of the barrel legal hash. It’s where u go when you bottom out at the PD. Ask Lynch.
Maybe Destry can find something there.
Sorry Allspector, only family court judges get cake
double fisted eater
judges will go anywhere as long as there’s free food
At least she’s prepared. Is that a clip-on of TUMS on her purse? LOL.
GET HER A SHOVEL!
I had a nice cake too.
It said “Congratulations JUDGE Richard Kaplan.”
But everyone in the office choked on it.
The next one will say “Congratulations Sheriff Kaplan”
The next PD ?
BROWARD JUDICIAL SCANDALS ARE A GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
At least she’s prepared. She’s got a clip-on box of TUMS hitched to her purse.
GET HER A SHOVEL
OLD BIMBOS
Washington isn’t the only place that’s full of chit.
It’s got nothing over Broward County.
SIMPLE
VOTE OUT DEMO JUDGES
VOTE YOUR CONSCIENCE
DO YOU EVER GET THE FEELING YOURE BEING FED A LINE OF BS ?
Thank God for CNN, The honest news station that will save America.
WHINE & COMPARE
I’ll do it for a raise and Friday’s off
Prequel to success
Thank God for CNN, The honest news station that will save America.
RETROSPECT IN ACTION
Makes sense…
Susan Alspector is a brilliant attorney and will be an excellent Judge. I know that Susan is very happy about the division she was assigned to preside in. She will prove all of you wrong. She is an asset to the Broward County Circuit Court bench! You will soon see how dedicated Susan is and why she was elected in the first place!
In other words, Chief Judge Tuter has denied her Motion?
TOOTY SAYS ROUGH IT OUT
NO PICKING AND CHOOSING
LIKE IT OR LUMP IT
SENIORITY REINS
Sounds to me like she’s getting the short end of the stick for a new judge. Why not put Rothschild in that division? That’s whats going to happen eventually anyway.
AS Brilliant as she is…….she has NEVER
1. PICKED A JURY AS AN ATTORNEY
2. DOES NOT KNOW THE SENTENCING GUIDELINES
3. HAS NO CRIMINAL EXPERIENCE
4 IS NO GEOFF COHEN
This is a specialized division it requires experience
not some neophyte learning on the job
people go to prison in this division
she does not belong there
I agree. It’s a disaster waiting to happen. Not a very prudent decision by Tuter.
Just keep an eye on her and when and if she cracks, you can bet the word will be it was from a pre-existing condition that most Broward judges suffer from and we have seen repeatedly raise its ugly head.
BIMBO ALERT
EYES WIDE SHUT
WONT LAST 6 MONTHS BEFORE GOING TO FAMILY
Is it true in the 4 page letter she explained Fabianne or Rothschild should be moved due to their lack of practicing in family law compared to her 20 years of practice?
Bingo ! Obviously the argument didn’t convince Tuter.
Judges have the easiest jobs. All they have to do is be a referee. Lawyers supply them with the law. All they have to do is ditch the politics and decide the issues based on the law and not on who gave the biggest contribution to their last campaign.
All Broward judges should be well-rounded, hence gain experience in different divisions. I don’t understand what all the hoopla is about.
If they paid as much attention to what they are doing as they do to getting re-elected to these cushy jobs, you wouldn’t have these newbie Broward judges complaining about their assigned divisions and suck it up and make it work.
Judge Tuter should make it a fair process and Rotate judges like they do everywhere else.
None of the judges want judicial rotation because they’d have to work instead of being on permanent vacation.
Maybe she’s being shunned because she’s another judge interloper who played the all too familiar Broward name game with her name appearing first on the ballot and slipping in without the blessing of the other trough feeders. Ever thought of that ?
There are plenty of other veteran judges who should easily be able to handle a trial division with no sweat.
Why else would a newbie be assigned a trial div. first call ?
He thru her under the bus. She’s known as the clanger.
THE ONLY VACUUM THAT DOESNT SUCK
Broward judges can’t seem to help themselves. Unless it’s to the gravey train.
I campaigned with Susan during this last judicial cycle. She was a breath of fresh air and I know she will do well. I had occasion one day at a forum to sit and listen to her really interact with a couple, not just the 90 second elevator speech. I learned that she is smart, empathetic and well intentioned. I was unsuccessful myself, but I can tell you that she worked very hard and presented her A game. She will do well. I don’t know the exact contents of her letter, but absent a formal judicial rotation system in place like Miami it doesn’t seem unreasonable to make a pitch based upon your skill set. Let’s face it the electorate put her in office based upon her personal pitch as a family lawyer, so why not give them what they want if it makes sense.
I don’t think Alspector is off to a good start whining about her assignment. She is not the first or the last judge to get as assignment they don’t like. Good judges make the best of it.
She has a long way to go prove she’s a good judge.
After hearing a bunch of b.s. during the campaign from many candidates, I believe Cory Cawthon has the potential to be a very good judge.
Who did Cawthon beat? His name isn’t in my memory
Dumbrerro?
Kind of an arrogant fellow?
Is that it?
Easier to talk the talk than walk the walk. Then it’s how little u can get away with doing. These r Broward judges you’re talking about.
SOME JUDGES MAKE IT A SCIENCE
SHOWDOWN ON THE WAY
Cawthon beat an African American guy, or at least he was on the African American palm card. Didn’t help him any. Oh, wait, my bad. It was that white guy. I can’t think of his name.
Kasen? Krauss? Who else was like super arrogant and off-putting?
Got smoked like a pack of Marlboros
Mammary?