4:11 PM:
Please be advised that the 17th Judicial Circuit and Broward County Courts will be OPEN on Tuesday, October 8, 2024, and CLOSED on Wednesday and Thursday, October 9 and 10, 2024 in anticipation of Hurricane Milton. We are continuing to monitor the path of Hurricane Milton and any further updates to court operations will be made using this unified notification system. We anticipate reopening on Friday, October 11, 2024.
yay
I’m going to wash my hair and binge my favorite episodes of The Crown.
I have four kids at home and corns on my feet and I can’t even afford a pumice stone.
JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE MOM AND POP SHOP
I’m going to Disneyland (California)
Break out the baby oil!
I’m going to buy a rechargeable flashlight with an adapter to charge it in my car just in case. I’m also going to buy some batteries.
My shopping list: cigs, rope, ammo, ether.
Sounds different than a flashlight. Frequent shopper at Hustler Store?????
OH GOODIE
ANOTHER DAY OFF
Just buy some booze and pass out.
I’m buying some contractor bags in case the toilets break.
Just glad we’re not getting a direct hit. The way this new courthouse is built it wouldn’t survive the blow.
I’m picking up honeydew melons and shaving cream, and safety razors.
Why?
SCHOOL’S OUT
TOOT TOOT!
Is the courthouse open tomorrow?