FUN WITH ODYSSEY

BSO Crime Lab “Touch” DNA issues Tiffany Roy,  a forensic DNA Consultant, in conjunction with attorneys Rich Merlino and Monique Brochu, have BSO hopping.

From an October 2, 2015 email from Roy to the American Society of Crime Lab Directors (ASCLD):

“(After reviewing a BSO Crime Lab case) … serious concerns were raised for me regarding the methods being employed by Broward County in the interpretation of complex DNA mixtures … It appears to me that Broward County is misunderstanding the use of the stochastic threshold and the purpose of determining which locations are to be used for statistical calculations prior to comparing DNA standards to questioned profiles.  The approach they are using now is biased and the result is an overestimation of evidentiary weight, in some cases interpreting evidence that should not be interpreted … I’m certain a great many cases have been effected by this and may warrant a much wider review … ” (emphasis added)

(The email is found here)

ASCLD may have found some irregularities.  From a June 14, 2016 Motion to Compel:

Ms. Roy … indicated that , pursuant to an inquiry and complaint that she lodged … to ASCLD/LAB, as the accrediting agency for the BSO DNA UNIT, she received a response last Thursday, June 9, 2016, from ASCLD/LAB, indicating that her prior complaint to ASCLD/LAB regarding DNA testing by the BSO Crime Lab had been addressed and apparently the Sheriff’s Office has responded to said complaint and a hearing is to be held … Given the fact that a hearing has apparently been scheduled, it is likely that BSO has responded to the complaint and is invoking its due process rights with regard to defending itself on the merits of Ms. Roy’s complaints which strike at the heart of BSO’s policies, procedures, testing techniques, and the related authenticity and accuracy of DNA testing results … ”

(The motion is found here)

(Knife handle swab at issue)

DEVELOPING …

Motion to Dismiss – “Argument: Overtly Racist Targeting By Broward County Sherrif’s Office”, filed by Kevin Kulik in State of Florida  Vs. Louis Hilaire …

Truth to power!

352 thoughts on “FUN WITH ODYSSEY”

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    Please answer this question. Why does the Chief Judges JA given the special privilege of being allowed to park in the east garage while the rest of us that work here and deserve to park there as well have to park across the street and have to deal with the bums and vagrants harassing us for money. We have to walk in the rain, the dark and an non secure garage. While Stacy the special privileges JA does not. We all work here 5 days a week for 8 hours a day unlike her who barely works at all yet she get special privileges. Why is that.

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      No sense of duty. Just simple entitlement.
      At last, afraid of yourself and to be like everyone else. What a shame.

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    The bailiffs are the ones that should be in custody and the inmates should be released to guard the bailiffs. Let’s see how the bailiffs like being pushed around and talked to like crap. Bailiffs are real tough guys as long as people are in handcuffs.

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    Is bailiff Fernandez STILL sleeping. Someone needs to let him know that he can go home now. If all of his sleeping counted as beauty sleep he would most certainly be the most beautiful man in the world. But it’s not working out that way for him. WAKE UP ALREADY !

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    OMG, would someone please tell the old baillif that works for judge McCarthy to plesa shut up already. We’re really sick and tired of listening to all of outrages stories ad nauseam. All this poor old guy does is live in the past. He’s forever telling us stories about when he was a cop in NYPD and how he did this and that and all of the collars he made and how he took care of business on his own. This guy was a one man crime buster according to him. He tells the same old stories over and over again. And he’s done it all and better and bigger than anybody else. This guy NEVER stops talking about himself and how great of a cop he was. Newsflash, this isn’t the NYPD, and he’s sure a heck not a cop anymore. Just aan old baillif the all the other old fat retired baillifs walking around this place killing time and socializing with each other. Pretty pathetic to have to live in the past and make up BS stories trying to impress everybody. Thus old guy has done everything and if you’ve done something then trust me he’s done it and done it better than you. If you don’t believe us just ask him. Thus guy taught Superman how to fly. Somebody tell him to shut up already, nobody cares or wants to listen to his BS war stories anymore. Shut up.

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    I have been appearing in the broward county courthouse for many many years and have been in every courtroom here. Over the years, actually the last 5 or 6 years I have seen a very stark contrast in the quality of baillifs hired. First off they used to be called Court Deputies which the name itself commanded more respect than the name Bailiff. Whoever or whatever the reason for changing the name was in my opinion demeaning and in a way demoting the men and women doing a very thankless job. I have noticed in the 5-6 year time span that the hiring practice has declined in the quality of people hired for the position. It used to be a prerequisite to have prior law enforcement or a military background and it was very evident in the fact that you had Court deputies that commanded respect and had an air of decorum and pride in their job along with the discipline that they exhibited while doing the job. Now they seem to hire people off of the street, people with no work ethics,self pride, or allegiance to who they work for. Some appear so young that I strongly believe this is their first place of employment. No experience or respect whatsoever in the job that they are entrusted to perform. Instead they show a very large degree of being very unprofessional, rude loud behavior, no sense or knowledge of chain of command or taking directions or orders from immediate supervisors. This is witnessed on a daily basis in dealing with the various courtrooms and baillifs. Nine out of ten times you can pick out the ones who have previous law enforcement or military backgrounds just from watching the watt they work in a courtroom and just generally carry themselves in speech and demeanor. Sadly this group is getting smaller and smaller as they retire and are quickly replaced by people that don’t have a clue to what it means to respect themselves much less their jobs, supervisors or anyone else for that matter. If you have no positive qualities, you will not have any for the job that you are entrusted to do. Very sad.

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    Jesus, all the lawyers have left this blog and the only person left is the one that keeps posting about Bailiffs no one cares about. This Blog is an utter joke.

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    Kulik will try to turn this into a circus and then run for office ! Lol. Always looking to get something out of it.

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      Really? The woman does good legal work defending her client and exposing issues with BSO’s lab and gets called a pig and a whore. You people are the biggest bunch of morons who ever lived. You’re almost as pitiful as the person who posts all day and all night about baliffs. This blog used to be a great sounding board for what was happening in the courthouse. Now it is just a venue for those of you who couldn’t try your way out of a paperbag and some imbecile whose life is so lame that he is obsessed with courtroom baliffs.

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    That bailiff is an old blowhard always telling tall tales of his bygone days as a street sweeper in NY. He dreamed of being NYPD but they gave him a broom and trash can instead. Then he woke up and realized that what he thought was a gun was actually a broom. Hahaha.

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    That is funny. And oh so true. This poor bailiff is pathetic. He’s told us the same old stories so many times that we already Know them all. Poor old guy needs a hobby to keep him busy.

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    Been calling 831-5506 with no luck. Has anyone been able to ever get through to that number. Is that even a working number. NOBODY ever answers. . What’s going on with the JA that’s supposed to be there. Is she working, is she ok.?

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    Don’t worry folks. 831-5506 has been reported to court administration as being out of service. No one ever answers that number. It must be out of service. Or maybe just maybe the JA is just plain LAZY and won’t answer the phone.

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    Will someone please wake bailiff Fernandez up. It’s time for him to at least attempt to look like he’s doing some work . All he does is sleep all day.

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      Will somebody offer free psychiatric care for this person and his apparent obsession with court deputy Fernandez . Get a grip because you’re hanging on by your toenails! You might try some sleep for starters.

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    Apparently the bailiff in usans is still having anal secretions and hemorrhoid problems judging by the way that he is still walking. He claims that he’s got a sexy swagger.

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    Fernandez is NOT a court deputy. He is a BAILIFF. Very big difference. Court deputies are sworn officers of the court. Bailiffs are overpaid gofers, and do NOTHINGS.

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    Are the bailiffs all going to be gone by next year.’ We’re hearing people talk about it. Some of the judges are saying that the majority of them will be gone and replaced by the corrections deputies. I’m starting to think that’s true considering how many of them I see working in the courtrooms instead of bailiffs. I guess they will find other positions for the bailiffs and some will just retire.

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    I thought I needed a life (and I do), but anyone who has, is or does type bailiff endlessly again is seriously heat stroked. ad infinitum. Or something. Cheers!!

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      ABO is a serological test to detect the antigen (protein) on the surface of blood cells. They do DNA… not ABO blood typing. If you need a blood test, go to a free clinic.

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    The person (s) posting negative towards the baillifs sounds like someone who tried to become a baillif and was turned down or works in a courtroom doing a little menial pencil pushing job and is jealous and envious of the baillifs doing a great job in their courtrooms. Don’t be jealous, not everyone can be a baillif.

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      Being treated like a superstar when you are a nothing must be pretty appealing. Bailiffs are treated like royalty above attorneys who are ten times more intelligent. The general public is ten times more intelligent and all the bailiffs do is usher inmates in and out like a movie usher…. really

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    Finally got thru on 831-5506 and asked to speak to the Chief Judge. JA said he wasn’t available and she didn’t know where he was. That JA is really a quick thinker and very original. That must be why she gets to park in the east garage while the rest of the JAs have to park across the street. Good for her, she’s earned that privilege for being a good little story teller.

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    I would love to see some of the people that bash the bailiffs doing their jobs in the courtrooms dealing with obnoxious attorneys, unruly general public, smelly nasty inmates and demanding judges and do it every day and with a smile on their face. These people that bash bailiffs wouldn’t last a full day doing a bailiffs job and putting up with the crap that they put up with on a daily basis. Talk is real cheap. Go back to pushing your paperwork and pencil.

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      I totally agree with everything … except the obnoxious attorneys and ten times more educated than the bailiffs … even the public is more educated than the bailiffs … and as far as the inmates, they just usher them in and out… and the judges generally treat them like they are superstars and they needs and welfare come before the attorneys, public inmates and court staff.

      Here is the only place where honesty and appropriateness still reigns.

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    How’s court deputy Cunningham’s appeal going? Levenson’s courtroom hasn’t been the same since good ol’ “Unc Wobble-Wobble” been gone to da prizm. We need more of that caliber bailiff again instead of the newbies like the purple-haired chickenhead who sucks on her teeth all day long besides rappin to all the male i.c.’s up in 6810

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    With almost a third of the PD’s office quitting because of supervisors not carrying any cases and the reassigned cases from those who have quit falling on everybody else’s back, it’s no wonder more resignations are showing up on their desks. At least it gives the do nothin supervisors something to do now. That’s if the so called supervisors even show up to work because their assigned parking spaces continue to remain as empty as their heads. Bad news for the old PD.

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        Word is there’s even more leaving the PD. Fed up with big pay at the top with absolutely no productivity as far as handling any cases whatsoever and everybody else drowning in reassigned cases from those who’ve left spells disaster for clients and attorneys alike. Somethings got to change if we want to hold on to what we’ve got left which ain’t much.

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    Fact….G4S Security which is responsible for security at this courthouse LIED about the Orlando shooters background and psychological test and him to work for their company since 2007 as an ARMED guard. And G4S is in charge of security at this courthouse. Think about that for a minute or two. Very comforting isn’t it.

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    The purple headed chicken head bailif in 6810 is definitely one of BSOs finest bailifs and slot of the inmates are he relatives. And we miss Cunningham too. He didn’t do nuffin wrong. Bring him and the other rapist back.

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    I need to find my ear plugs and find them fast. I’ve got a hearing coming up in Judge McCarthy and everyone knows what that means. Having to listen to the old fat bailif ramble on incessantly about when he was NYPDs finest 50 year’s ago and how he single handedly stopped murder’s, rapist, drug dealers and every other criminal in New York. This old blowhard is so full of himself that it’s nauseating to have to listen to him and all of his BS stories that come out of his mouth like a tidal wave of diarrhea. This old guy never shuts up talking about himself and how great he is and what a great bailif he is and how every Judge in the courthouse wants him working for them. Dude take a look at yourself. Your an 80 year old fat has-been that lives in the past doing the job of a glorified gofer getting the mail for the JA and doing whatever else she orders you to do. Your just a gofer, nothing more. We don’t want to hear your stupid BS stories anymore. EVER.

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    That Old blowhard bailif reminds me of one of those puffer fish that always blow themselves up to make themselves look bigger and more important. But in the end they are just little fish full of hot air just like the bailif in judge McCarthy, a little old bailif amongst real bailfs.

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    http://www.browardbeat.com/gov-rick-scotts-cronies-reject-science-again-bloody-bear-hunt-continues/

    Gov. Rick Scott and his political thugs have once again put science on the back burner to protect the agenda of their political allies.

    This time it’s The Florida Wildlife Commission (FWC) where, notwithstanding science, they are going to put through another cruel and disastrous bear hunt on Wednesday June 22.

    Make no doubt about it, the fix is in.

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    We we told by judge McCarthy’s bailif that he is also a licensed big game hunter from Brooklyn and will be leading a safari of hunters for bares as soon as the season starts. This old bailif ha really done it all. He is the most amazing man I have ever met. He’s incredible.

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    Chief Judge JA sighting. She’s headed to the east garage where she parks. She must be going home. Surprised she stayed this late, actually surprised she came in to work at all. She is after all the Chief judges JA.

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    The old fat bailif from the NYPD has been eating way too much pasta, meatballs and pizza and whatever else he can get his hands on. But I forgot that amongst all of the things that he’s done in his life he was also an Italian chef in the bistro that he owned in Little Italy on his days off from his crime fighting duties. Certainly a man of many talent’s. A fat man nonetheless.

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    The old fat bailif from the NYPD has been eating way too much pasta, meatballs and pizza and whatever else he can get his hands on. But I forgot that amongst all of the things that he’s done in his life he was also an Italian chef in the bistro that he owned in Little Italy on his days off from his crime fighting duties. Certainly a man of many talent’s. A fat man nonetheless. A fat old man with many many stories, All ABOUT HIMSELF.

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      Your just a homo with no balls, come see me you little shit so I can give you what you deserve you little punk. Man up and don’t be the bitch you are. And if you don’t I’ll find a way to find out who you are. Plus your very stupid you can’t even spell bailiff.

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        Hey Einstein, do you maybe mean ‘YOU’RE just a homo . . . ‘ , and perhaps ‘YOU’RE very stupid . . . ‘?
        Jeez – can you say ‘stupid’ B-A-I-L-I-F-F?

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    Somebody’s been feeding this creep way too much grease. Better consider becoming a vegetarian like the rest of the gorillas.

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    Get this loser a bag of fat free potato chips and put him in front of a TV to watch re-runs of Bimbos of Broward. Maybe some ice cream. He’ll calm down.

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    The old fat bailiff loves reruns of NYPD Blue. Reminds him of the old days when he was a real crime fighter not a gofer bailif ordered around by the JA. Hahaha.

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    Good thing Bailiffs will soon be a thing of the past … In Broward they are just a bunch of retirees being shuffled around like they’re in assisted living already. They serve no real purpose except to gum things up.

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    Wasn’t there an old porn queen that went by the name of Monique Brochu? Lol. I’ve seen this chick in court. Don’t think it could be her. Not unless she’s gained about 120 pounds and her mouth has gotten even bigger.

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    The broward bailiffs are in assisted living for sure. Just look at the storytelling old fat bailiff in McCarthy getting the mail and generally just walking around telling his war stories to anyone that will listen. And bailiff Fernandez sleeping and passing gas for the majority of the day. I’d definitely say that at least these two old fools are living the good life doing nothing and getting paid for it. Life is grand for these old NYPD has beens.

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    Go back to New York old fat story telling bailif. Nobody wants to hear how great you are or how you’ve done everything better than everyone else. Dude go on a diet and lose that pasta and meatballs gut.

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    The problems have only gotten worse in the PD. My advice is to check it out for yourself very carefully before making a commitment to working there. Ask around before you get thrown into the pit of no return. Good people to ask are the attorneys who have left and their reasons why. The situation with these get out of dodge supervisors with no caseloads is out of control. You’d think they’d help the rest of us, but all they are there for is to collect their pay checks and leave after lunch. They are never there when you need one for something and won’t appear in court for anything. Most of them haven’t handled a case in twenty years and will do absolutely anything to avoid having to appear in court.
    Check out how many of their cars are gone in the afternoon as they sneak out after lunch after showing their faces for ten minutes. Third floor parking garage right off the elevators. EMPTY PARKING SPOTS.

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    Please stop making the old blowhard bailif mad. He’s a real tough guy. He’ll be glad to tell you so. And don’t let that big gut fool you, he’s not pregnant. That gut is solid mass of macho muscle consisting of years of pasta, meatballs, pepperoni pizza and lots of canoles.

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    The Chief Judge JA is like the PD supervisors. The JA NEVER comes to work either and just like the PD supervisors she also is privileged and has self entitlement to park in the east garage unlike the rest of the JAs. She’s lazy, rude and not very smart.

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      Every time you text you show how you Show us how how your nothing but a blow hole and and you think that anyone cares what you text but you are entertaining in a creepy way

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    If Brochu is counting on Tiffany Roy for a expertise, she should get find another expert who is going to enlighten her to the new reality. BSO is using a method that gives away the strength of association when it does CPI calculations. BSO is preparing to expedite the switch over to a more complete interpretation of the results that gives away far less by using LR and software that deconvolutes complex mixtures to the most probable profiles contributing to the mixtures. If you don’t know what that means, contact a DNA expert who can enlighten you.

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    OK now I’m really confused. Is it a fat blowhard bailif, a fat blowfish bailif or a fat A hole bailif. I’m very confused, which one is it. Can someone please tell me. It seems to me like any one of those terms fits any of the bailifs here.

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    I do believe that a lot of people here don’t have any use for these bumbling fools walking the around that are called bailiffs get in the real working peoples way. The only time they move fast is when they are going to lunch or going home. All of a sudden they come to life.

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      I’m sure when the bailiff s pee misses the urinal they get in your way with your mop. They should be more thoughtful and move faster so you can do the job you are qualified for.so sorry

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    Annie Dookhan, the convicted former drug lab chemist, was responsible for testing evidence in more than 24,000 cases that resulted in convictions during her 10 years working for the state — a quarter of the successful prosecutions by the district attorneys that used her laboratory, according to figures released Thursday by the American Civil Liberties Union of Massachusetts.

    The ACLU said the figures, provided in full this week by prosecutors per a court order, show the extent to which Dookhan was involved in testing evidence — she was involved in one in six drug prosecutions statewide over a 10-year-period — and the depth of the scandal that resulted.

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      Dookhan and McDonald are nothing alike. The comparison is equivalent to saying that the PD is a coke whore and a drug dealer when a brick of cocaine was discovered in his car after he collided into the back of a police car.

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    Sao exodus

    Homicide and sex batt are the trial units of the Sao. Mass exodus. Big raises for homicide… But still making 20K less than non-lawyer Ishoy. Voters should know.

    Pan to the win this one for the gipper top sex batt lawyers making 60K a year or less while the smart ones like Dudai are leaving. When you’ve got career prosecutors leaving for more money at another state agency, it’s time to reevaluate your budget and priorities. Top heavy loyal non workers vs keeping young talent.

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        It’s true. Things are pretty bad in the PD. It’s gotten to a breaking point and that’s why so many are leaving.

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      The only exodus is from this website as the baliffs take over. Will the last loser baliff remember to shut out the lights. You glorified light-switch flickers know the drill .

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    Couldn’t agree more, we need to keep our beloved sex batt attorneys especially all the young talent because the older they are, they become top heavy and unattractive.

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    That’s funny cause we’ve never heard either one of them claim they are the best. Now on the other hand we hear you claim that your the best all the time. Go figure.

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      Guess what, I’m one bailiff who couldn’t give care what a mental reject like you think about us. This is your life your pitiful life you need this to eat I don’t you poor excuse for a human being

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    My point exactly. If you keep claiming that you don’t need your job then why are you taking it away from someone who ACTUALLY needs to work for a living and feed his family. Unlike you that just has it to hang out and basically as a social hangout. In your own words you have confirmed what everybody has known for along time. Thank you for admitting the obvious.

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    My point exactly. If you keep claiming that you don’t need your job then why are you taking it away from someone who ACTUALLY needs to work for a living and feed his family. Unlike you that just has it to hang out and basically as a social hangout. In your own words you have confirmed what everybody has known for along time. Thank you for admitting the obvious. Typical selfish self centered cretin looking out only for himself and himself only. Retire already, for the third time and let somebody else work who actually needs to work and make a living. Think about for a while.

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      A third time who the fuck do you think this is asshole,you mental midget bailiffs r a thing of the past. There will be no more. So by you prior text whose spot am I taken. Think I’m sorry you would need a brain something you lack

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    Your a bailiff taking a job away from someone who actually needs a job, that’s who you are. A very selfish self centered little person. That’s who you are and we all know it.

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    Not a very hard thing to do. I’ve got a dog that runs circles around you in the brains and smarts department.

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    OMG ENOUGH ALREADY. YOU PEOPLE ARE NUTS. GET OFF OF THIS WEBSITE AND STAY OFF. NOBODY CARES ABOUT ANY OF YOU. THIS BLOG IS OUT OF CONTROL. TAKEN OVER BY IDIOTS. STOP IT ALREADY.

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    No more bailiffs allowed on this website. No more. Do you idiots understand. We are sick of all of your stupid immature childish crap. Go find somewhere else to play with yourselves you bunch of little whiny girls. Go away. Go far far away never to be heard from again.

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    Ostrander is so effing amazing that he didn’t have to cheat on the big test a few weeks back. On the weekends Ostrander spends his time walking on water. His family considers him to be. “Bailiff’s bailiff.” He is the most interesting, amazing and most super person you will ever come across. Last & most importantly, Ostrander owns the rights’ to the NYPD bailiff in McCarthy’s courtroom life story. Bow down betches!!!!

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    As desperate as she is and tired of handling tickets, her chances for success are next to nill. But watching two bimbos battle it out will be entertaining anyway. Richards will take both these bimbos easily.

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    I would work with Ostrander anywhere anytime. Ostrander knows his job, does his job and does it well. What’s the problem with that. Others should follow his lead.

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    LOL ! BRENDA Di LOSER will be the name she’s remembered by. If they can’t pronounce it, voters certainly aren’t going to vote for it. Poor Bren. You should have taken culinary courses instead. Until you learn to cook, you haven’t got a chance. The way to a man’s heart is thru his stomach and your approach now is merely gut wrenching .

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      Any moron can play character assassination by cell phone. Isn’t that what cell phones are for? Talking about the people in your courtroom?

      I mean, if you are so busy destroying the clerk or probation or other court staff, how can you be protecting us?

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      @Di Loser/anonymous/M.S./traffic ticket hack…if you would spend as much time doing productive work as you do on here as a keyboard commando or spreading your legs for all the cops in broward county, you would be a nominee for Scalia’s vacancy. We all know who you are Elvira…

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    I am deeply troubled. I am feeling insecure. I believed in myself to the point of stepping over other people. I know now they may have been more deserving and I am sorry for my actions. I have behaved deploraby. I have allowed self-interest to overwhelm. I realized too late that this is not as it seemed and I am expected to do things on a daily basis that betray core beliefs I was raised to observe. I am ashamed.

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    Wow. Who is the one confessing about their evil deeds. Sounds like they need to talk to a priest. I am deeply moved.

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    Someone has got way too much time on there hands. Either their at the buffet or they are reading and writing on here. Sad life. Go for a walk and get some exercise and walk that early bird buffet off. You’ll feel much better and your blood pressure will go down.

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    Someone has got way too much time on there hands. Either their at the buffet or they are reading and writing on here. Sad life. Go for a walk and get some exercise and walk that early bird buffet off. You’ll feel much better and your blood pressure will go down. That’s if you’re not too old to walk.

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    All of you little whiny girls should be sleeping already. Bunch of little sissies. All of you swallow too.

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    Well, when you can’t suck off the public dole as a county judge anymore, you try to find chicken feed anywhere you can get it ! Lol

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        Hey come on now – Silberstein is in deep to that publicist he paid to get him on to Fox news. “If you don’t have the credentials, buy em”

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    Will someone please tell these $450 an hour shitheads that they’re not the “prevailing party.” When he quit the post before Scott could appeal, it all ended there. Even if he won, it doesn’t take 6 lawyers 373 hours to crank-out a 34 page complaint that’s real light on case law and real heavy on DiPietro and Wayne Black’s narrative. What a bunch of bullshit.

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      Just more sour grapes of the Speckles type. They can kiss any attorney’s fees that they thought they had coming goodbye because they ain’t going to receive squat.
      Better luck next time girls. You’re small time hucksters compared to Rick. He eats girls like you putzes for breakfast everyday.
      Better try an easier mark next time. And for goodness sake, quit whining ! You sound too much like Speckles did when he got shown the door…

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        Reminds me of when Spechler wanted his job back as a county court judge. We all saw where that went. Nowhere.

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      Ouch. Somebody got ripped iff – I’ve seen Silber in court. His clients should ask to see his trial record

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        So, for lying on their timesheets (Silberberg billing his funny 450/hr for 15 hrs. on the 20th when he was actually at a judicial fundraiser?!) can’t they get in trouble with the Bar

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    Bailiff JC stop with the crap already. Your not funny A hole. Quit the crap and you know what I’m talking about A hole.

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    To the sinner feeling remorseful and ashamed of their actions, don’t worry my sweet child, just say three Hail Mary’s and don’t drink alcohol or eat meat for seven days and that will be your penetance and all you have done will be forgiven my child. Now go with peace and clear consentious. All is good in your little world.

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    Oh thank heavens it’s finally quiet here. All of the idiots are finally done playing games with each other. Hallelujah.

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      Sounds as bad as the PD’s office here where supervisors do nothing and carry no cases and get paid big bucks while the rest of us get low pay and handle so many cases it renders us ineffective. Utah’s PDs office has nothing on us.

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      The word is out at law schools. Skip the Broward PD when lookin to get a job. While supervisors sit on their fat asses with big pay checks and NO CASELOADS (that’s zero cases) the only thing u can look forward to is low pay that we can’t pay back student loans with and a bs line that got real old a long time ago. That’s why so many people are skipping out of here but fast. That’s the word out there.

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    JC you need to shut your stupid mouth already while your ahead you goddamn A hole. Enough with your crap already. Is that plain enough English for you A hole.

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      They became an item after the allegations against him surfaced ? Just another racist cop making a self serving declaration to save his miserable job ! Broward is full of these sleazoids.

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    Di Pietro should have brushed up on the law before he quit. There’s a sucker born every minute. In this case there’s four of them. Lol. Smells of Speckles Spoof. Business must be bad since the public trough ran dry!

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    It’s been Solo quiet without the dumbass bailiffs posting all of their crap on here. I simply love the peace and quiet. It’s about time they all went somewhere else to play and amuse themselves.

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    Miracles do happen. All of the bailiff’s must have retired all at once, it’s been so quiet and peaceful. It’s practically heavenly and so serene without all of the useless gibberish that they were spewing. I actually almost miss them. No, on second thought I don’t. I wish them all well but glad they found somewhere else to occupy their free time.

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    Is the PDs office going to have anyone left to handle caseloads. Maybe the supervisors will finally have to step up and actually do some work instead of leaving at 11 am every day. How refreshing it would be if the supervisors actually had to do some work.

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      You must really hate the clients to have them represent them. What with their micromanaging and lack of people skills, every client would be demanding a new attorney.
      Remember, those that can’t – supervisor; those that can’t supervisor – administrate.

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    You think the bailiffs are bad? Ever gotten a order of mediation on a county civil case? Those mediators are a joke.

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    Hey assholes quit bashing the bailiffs. They do a very hard job and they do a good job. A job that you are way too scared and not qualified to do. You people are clueless to what the bailiffs job is and the stress that they work under. Back off and worry about doing you’re own damn menial jobs.

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    The PDs that keep complaining and crying about how bad their jobs are sound exactly like the whining sniveling bailiffs always complaining about how hard and dangerous the bailiffs job is. Hey newsflash to the PDs and the bailiff’s quit your jobs and get one that you like and make more money at. No one is forcing you to stay in a crappy job. Get a new job and stop your crying.

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      The PDs office really is a mess. Help Myself Howard should spend more time looking at the mess in his own office before offering his advice on that crappy tv comedy Help Me Howie. He’s the one that needs help. Isn’t he supposed to be the Public Defender actually earning the money the State pays him instead of letting his office fall apart while half the office has quit ? He’s become as bad as the rest of these suckers milking the public trough. You can now add hypocrisy to his sound bite repertoire .

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    BSO’s crime lab problem isn’t just Kelli McDonald (who often worked weekends…alone because of a medical condition, unsupervised, in a lab with no cameras!) or Randy Hilliard or the latest DNA issues…See Massachusetts if you think it does!

    In Massachusetts it doesn’t even end there. Only a few months after Dookhan’s conviction, it was discovered that another Massachusetts crime lab worker, Sonja Farak, who was addicted to drugs, not only stole her supply from the evidence room but also tampered with samples and performed tests under the influence, thus tainting as many as 10,000 or more prosecutions. Records show Farak used cocaine, crack, or methamphetamines daily or almost daily while she was at work, as well as ketamine, MDMA, ecstasy, phentermine, amphetamines, LSD, and marijuana. Farak pleaded guilty and served 18 months behind bars.

    But in April, Massachusetts’ highest court found that state law enforcement officials had never fully investigated the scope of Farak’s wrongdoing, retesting only 10 samples of her work. And based on new discoveries by defense lawyers, the extent of Farak’s drug abuse now appears far greater than was initially alleged. Officials at the time of Farak’s arrest claimed she had tampered with the drugs she tested beginning only in July 2012, and only after she had tested each sample. That is now in serious doubt.

    Retired Superior Court Judge Peter A. Velis was appointed by Attorney General Maura Healey to examine the Farak case after the April ruling, and he is tasked with determining the real scope of wrongdoing from the Farak case. Among other things, Velis’ investigation is now looking into allegations by several defense lawyers that the attorney general’s office under then–Attorney General Martha Coakley deliberately withheld evidence that the Farak scandal was much worse than it let on.

    Two defense attorneys, Luke Ryan and Rebecca Jacobstein, subpoenaed Farak’s medical records to see if their clients had been affected and found that her drug use and theft had extended all the way back to 2004, eight full years before the state claimed it began. They contend that this new evidence warrants a review of all 29,000 samples Farak claimed to have tested during her career. They also claim the government concealed this “smoking gun” evidence from defense attorneys.

    Documents revealing Farak’s addiction were kept from defense lawyers for more than a year and a half, despite multiple requests. Once they were finally able to inspect these documents, defense attorneys obtained court orders requiring Farak’s clinicians to produce copies of their treatment records.* Judge C. Jeffrey Kinder ruled last June that Farak’s treatment records should be unsealed because they contain information that could be important to others whose cases involved evidence tainted by Farak. Among the newly revealed records are these notes from a local Amherst, Massachusetts, therapist who treated Farak in 2009 and 2010: “She obtains the drugs from her job at the state drug lab, by taking portions of samples that have come in to be tested.”

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    It is almost unbelievable. Until you read it, and see that the facts come directly from Farak’s own sworn testimony.

    In addition to the samples of suspected drugs submitted by police, the Massachusetts crime lab maintained “standard” samples of drugs, from heroin down to marijuana, which could be compared to the seized samples for testing. “Farak began to consume the Amherst Lab’s standards on a fairly regular basis beginning in late 2004 or early 2005,” the attorney general’s report notes in launching its recounting of the chemist’s drug-taking journey. She preferred meth because it was the most voluminous standard in the lab and it gave her energy. By early 2005, she began taking meth every morning and soon increased her usage to multiple times a day, the report states.

    “By the beginning of 2009, Farak had nearly exhausted the Lab’s entire methamphetamine standard,” the report, written by Assistant Attorney General Thomas A. Caldwell, states. So she used other stimulants, and “continued to abuse these substances during work hours while she was testing alleged narcotics. She maintained that her productivity and accuracy in her testing still did not suffer and that none of her fellow employees or superiors at the lab” ever noticed. Indeed, the fellow employees and superiors also testified and acknowledged they never noticed.

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      This isn’t the first time this crap has happened with BSO crime lab nor will it be the last. Their priorities are all screwed up.

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    Bye bye and aurvois to all. See you soon in the next world if we happen to and up in the same final destination. My condolences to all of you and my sincerest gratitude for everything that everyone has done for me now and will do for me in the future. I have certainly had a fulfilling and exciting and meaningful life doing what I loved the most. See everyone on the other side.

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    You should not joke and make light of such serious matters as I expressed. To do so is complete and utter blasphemy and you will regret such actions and thoughts once you cross over into the netherworld of eternal happiness or eternal damnation as you seem to have chosen as your eternal destiny. Repent while you have the chance and you shall recieve eternal happiness.

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    Jabblaw is being highjacked not by the Bailiff’s nor enemies of the Bailiffs.
    It is a group of 3 losers who ramble on and cut and paste crap. HINT:
    They have other websites that no one cares about and they are outcasts from the Republican/Tea Party. One is a dirty political operative
    MOTIVE:
    The more they hijack the comment section they think people will be bored of Jaablaw.

    Also if one of their “customers” are mentioned in Jaablaw they try to detract from the news by once again posting irrelevant and boring comments over and over.

    They do “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap” and manufacture fake videos under the guise they are doing newsworthy interviews.

    Can anyone guess who they are?

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        That slug crawled under a rotten log a long time ago and is still there afraid to crawl out again. His number was punched a while ago. ATURD and STERN are no more. She sleazed off to parts unknown as well.

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    No one cares this blog is ridiculous..gelin monitors the shit out of it. If anyone mentions someone like his wife or one of his buddies he doesn’t allow it to post.

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    My sources are telling me that it’s the MOST INTERESTING MAN. He is the smartest man alive. You know who he is, everyone knows. Don’t you ?

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      Know Benson is desperate to vacate the PDs office along with everybody else but does she have to beg so hard at every function in town ? The look of desperation on her face is very troubling. Is this what we really want on the bench, somebody who is promising to be everything to everybody ? What happened to honor and professionalism ? It’s like some sad comedy of desperation.

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        You should have heard her grovel to the Christian family coalition. She wants it so bad she will sell out her core values…the essence of who she is.

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    The PD is falling apart. Almost half the office has left and supervisors do absolutely nothing but make it worse with taking no cases to lighten the load for the rest of us. I think it’s because they are no longer capable of stepping into a court room without embarrassing themselves so they run and hide. It’s a game of hide and seek here now. Check out their parking spaces and you’ll know what I mean. There are never here.

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      THE PD IS GETTING WORSE EVERY DAY WITH MORE ATTORNEYS LEAVING. LAZY SUPERVISORS WITH NO CASELOADS DOING NOTHING AS THE CASES CONTINUE TO FALL ON THE REMAINING DIVISION ATTORNEYS. LAZY SUPERVISORS DONT EVEN MAKE IT TO WORK AS THEY ARE AFRAID THEY MIGHT HAVE TO STEP INTO A COURTROOM. MEANWHILE WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO IF WE CANT CALL MITIGATION EXPERTS ???

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        It sure isn’t getting better. And nobody cares, Howard included. Ask him where any of his supervisors are and you get a blank stare.

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    When Kulik isn’t firing off stupid motions like this one which go nowhere, he’s talking some gullible idiot into running for judge against a sitting judge who didn’t see it his way. And he hasn’t backed a winning horse yet ! LOL

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    So who is the Most Interesting Man supposed to be. I see him referred to here numerous times, so who is he supposed to be. Is he a mystery man.

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    Oh come on are you serious. You don’t know who the most interesting man in the courthouse is ? Everybody in the courthouse knows or at least has heard of the most interesting man. Have you been hiding under a rock.

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    I know who the most interesting man is. Every does. Don’t you. And no its not JC. Not even close.

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      If you don’t know they’re talking about that clown Mike a-turd, you must be a baliff.
      This is the guy who you can find slinking around the courthouse munching on donuts in the judges chambers as his little bobble headed robes check in with him every hour or so via text message. No clue how somebody who couldn’t even walk from the golf cart to the hole has a stable of judges but that type of power concentrated in one person stinks to high heaven. Nobody should have that kind of influence over our judiciary!

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    To “when Kulik isn’t firing off stupid motions…”

    There’s nothing stupid about the motion. Perhaps the legal issue addressed in the motion is above your head or pay grade, but it seems right on point.
    Is it so hard to believe that here in Broward where BSO controls the crime lab, police, courtrooms, jails…that things aren’t always kosher? Wake up people!

    Whether he’s picked a winning horse…that I know nothing about.

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      It’s a combination of clowns including Rothchild, Cohen and Bogenschutz. It’s hard not to become angry at Bogenschutz when you’re dealing with one of the biggest bombastic twits in the courthouse in my opinion. I’ve seen that twit make a complete fool of herself several times when she’s lost control of herself and her squealing big mouth. I can’t imagine a person more unsuited to be a prosecutor in any case.
      Cohen is just an old burnout who should spend more time in the islands ( Dominican Republic) and less time in court.
      Rothchild is as inexperienced and dumb as his father, a fumbler, and is obviously way over his head with these two jokers.
      If he can’t control his court room or these two idiot ego- twits he should let somebody else try it. It’s a hilarious combination of boobs.

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        Hold them both in contempt and get on with it ! Bogenschutz looks like a snorting moose who belongs in Yosemite national park and give Cohen a double scotch… skip the chaser! Lol.
        Rothchild’s got his hands full ! What’s with the beard ! Trying to look all wise like Miller ??? You’re right. He always was a dummy. Lol

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          Somebody get these amateurs a script of Ritalin and fast. Maybe a brain booster at GNC for Rothchild

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            At least Rothchild recognizes the importance of maintaining some sense of decorum in his court room. He’s not as dumb as you think. The other two are just a big mess.

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                  Man ! What happened to her ? She used to be kind of cute. Never thought she was that bright though.

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                    A back injury and an Achilles’ tendon tear can make the cutest blonde ASA a little roly poly. High brow legal discussion reference the fact that the prosecutor hasn’t been able to work out in a year rather than the disgusting behavior of defense counsel. Im sure she will rejoin the living when she can, but Herb Cohen will be a walking bar complaint for the rest of his career.

                    Married his rapist client’s wife circa 1998, knocked up a witness on a homicide and testified to a love child out of wedlock 2015, told a rape victim to go fuck herself 2016.

                    Disgusting that he’s still a member of the bar. But, yeah, let’s all talk about a chick you used to ogle who’s gained weight. much better use of your time

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                    She ain’t no pro. More like a mental midget. I don’t think she’s ever won a trial yet, has she? She’s just a fat chick with an even fatter mouth. Looks like the back end of a mighty mule commercial!

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                    Time to lay off some of the bacon Katie. You’re lookin like a Buffalo, snort, snort. Spending way too much time on the couch with that scroungy lookin cat. Time to get back to the gym before it’s too late to do anything about it and you’re shipped off to the Great Plains to pasture for good because you sure aren’t makin much of a splash around here. Not that you ever have.

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                I’ve had dealings with her. She’s about as vacuous as it gets … Not a glimmer of a hope either.

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                  Quite possibly one of the biggest and dumbest airhead bimbos I’ve ever met. And I’ve known a few ! Don’t know how she ever passed the bar.She needs to get a handle on the weight thing if she wants to stay healthy though. She’s a physical wreck.

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                    NO WAKE ZONE ! BOGEY BIMBO. IN A WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION SHES TURNED INTO A HUMAN MANATEE !

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              I’d take issue with that. I’d have to say from my experience he’s pretty dense. What’s with the beard anyway ? He’s no resemblance to Moses. Certainly no Solomon ! Somebody drop him on his head when he was a baby ? Lol

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          A real shadow boxer never hitting her target in court or otherwise. Think she’s mentally challenged myself. Probably the kind of self absorbed chick whose never had a date and won’t ever get one. She’s grown as fat as a house!

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    Herb Cohen has been taking pills for a long time. If his client somehow deciphers that from the jail, the better for the rest of the private defense community.

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    I want to know who the most interesting man in the courthouse is. I hear everyone talking about him. I would love to meet him and get a chance to listen to him. He must be the most interesting man if everyone talks about him all the time. I wonder who the most interesting man is.

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    The most interesting man in the courthouse works for BSO. Just keep walking around in the courthouse corridors and you will bump into him. And when you do you will automatically realize that you too have just met the most interesting man.

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    I have figured out who the most interesting man in the courthouse is !!!! And he is definately the most interesting man in the courthouse. According to him.

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    JC stop with the most interesting man crap already. Your not funny and you’re being an asshole. Remember that you have to work with me everyday. Stop with the bullshit.

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    Poor kid, she thinks she is the second coming of her daddy and she is far from it. Shit, even daddy has no time for her anymore with Ana’s pink taco riding the Bogey banana.

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    When I get elected as your new and true sheriff all of you bailiffs are going to get the raise and respect that all of you deserve and I will also make sure that you get your gold shields back and throw away those little plastic silver stars that you wear. All of you deserve respect. It will happen when I become your new sheriff. Vote Jaime Fondo for Sheriff. Get your respect back.

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    I don’t care care what the bobbing heads say I care about appointioinking featherweigt fascists.

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    Monique Blowsure can’t make anyone Hop. She can’t even hop herself. Who would want to see 350,lbs of pure lard hopping around. My god please be careful, someone might get hurt.

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    Bofenshutz and Monique Blowsure both look like pregnant cows and I doubt anybody would want to hop on either one of those heifers. Very large heifers. Moo Moo. Not even inviting enough for a blow job . And that’s pretty bad.

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    Why would Satz close the crime lab ? That’s where all the PDs and ASAs get all of their drugs to party with. All a bunch of disgusting Hippocrates. The whole bunch of of them. Dirty filthy swines.

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    Brenda Didioa….YOU’RE FIRED !!! That’ll teach you not to run against a sitting judge. You stupid stupid girl.

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    What good is ASCLD accreditation? How are labs passing the accreditation process and yearly audits only to be told years later they are doing it wrong? It sound like the real problem is the wishy-washiness of the ASCLD program itself. Is ASCLD being run by Clinton Foundation or Donald Trump? All it seems to be doing is taking money without exercising diligence to ensure conformance.

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