99 thoughts on “CAPTION CONTEST”

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    For the people that don’t know, that is called a spit bag. He/she wears it because the inmate has a history of spitting at people. Last time I checked, you all don’t like being spat at.

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    Judge Marries Inmates. The bride was resplendent in a veil fashioned from gauze bandages, toilet paper and ripped towels……..

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    Reminds me of the time Mickey Rocque put a bag over his client’s head during hearing where ID was at issue. Aleman was not amused!

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      Mickey, a dedicated law prof at Nova for years, who started drug court, who has won murder trials on down, who charges low fees because he likes to help people and does a better job than almost anyone, who will never even be considered for a Gulkin by that corrupt piece of shit political hack gathering of judicial and SAO brown nosers called BACDL.

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        and FUCK that old drug court bitch judge-yeah-you know who.

        FUCK drug court-drug prohibition is WRONG
        The war on drugs is a FUCKING JOKE. you cant stop folks from using any substance they wish to.

        YET ALCOHOL-THE MOST DANGEROUS AND DESTRUCTIVE OF THEM ALL- is legal??

        someone explain that one to me because I am not that bright.

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      Twas the week before Chritmas, in a Broward County jail
      My ass has to sit here, can’t make my bail.
      I sit in the court room no hope in the air
      The baliff keeps saying a judge should be there.
      When all of a sudden there rose such a clatter
      The judge enters yelling “cover his mouth so his spit does not splatter. Back in my cell, this shit just ain’t right
      Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!!

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    Twas the night before Chritmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, so I figured twas the best time of all to do a home invasion robbery, Happy Christmas motherfuckers, get in the bathroom and don’t make a fucking peep whilst I PRR myself about!

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    I may have killed two people, sexually assaulted my mother, and stole millions of dollars from senior citizens, but nothing could be worse than my face appearing on Jaablog.

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    Why does an appointed judge need so much money to stay on the bench?

    County Court Judge, Grp. 7 Nina Weatherly Di Pietro ( Active- Incumbent) $223,968.00 in contributions

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      She doesn’t. Her donors are likely to get good money back. Next question: why does the appointed judge’s opponent, need to look for ways to raise $39,000,000 for his wife?

        1. http://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/miami-area-physician-sentenced-60-months-prison-role-55-million-medicare-fraud-scheme says:

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          Sorry. You’re right. Her opponent bailed and switched to the Group 3 race. Probably scared off by the war chest.

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    Betsy, just a suggestion, when you are campaigning at an event for underprivileged black kids in Deerfield it is not acceptable for your son to take a free gift from Santa as he is giving donated presents to the poor kids.

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      Funny….I didn’t see Adriana at that event. Why is it that we NENEVR see Adriana at ANY events for needy people? In fact, we never see Adriana performimg ANY community service. Is that just beneath her?

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        No she is smart enough to know there are no votes gained by spending her time at those functions. Use your time wisely when trying to get elected and attend functions where people are registered voters.

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        Adriana doesn’t go and pose with needy people for photo ops. She does charity every year with her kids. It’s not a campaign stunt for her. Adriana helped my family through the toughest time in our lives, I know she has helped many families. What she did in helping my daughter get justice against a sex offender was worth more than a million phony campaign pictures. The work she did on behalf of victims is genuine. I don’t know her opponent. But I know Adriana is a great person that would be a great judge. I hope she wins.

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    Why does every one go to the black churches and run to all the black functions when they are trying to get elected? Where are they after election? You never see them at a black church or giving a black kid anything. I have heard blac people laugh about how stupid you are and all the free stuff they get.

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      How many Public Defenders are running for judge ? It’s known many are trying to blow out of the PD’s office for any number of reasons, lol, but it’s becoming ridiculous !

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        Two. It’s two – Betsy Benson (County Court Group 13) and W. Dale Miller (County Court Group 3). That’s two Assistant Public Defenders running for judge in 2016. I’m not sure how that qualifies as a “mass exodus” or “becoming ridiculous”, but there it is.

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    Motion to Suppress GRANTED, in St. v. Regina Tsombanakis. DUI case

    Lerner-Wren has set a new precedent: is now Ok for driver to drive on flate tire digging marks into road that officer says he saw + swerving. So now even non-lawyers (and lawyers whom a judge doesn’t like) can never be charged w DUI in Broward with these facts: blown tires, still driving it & putting gouge in road & even swerving = no pc to stop car.

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        Well, State appealed (to go through the routine / make it look official). But the Circuit Ct local judges are said to simply be ready to PCA the matter.

        Making it, therefore, precedent.

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          Not quite. Case hasn’t even been briefed yet. 15-000081AC10A. Has not even been assigned to the Appellate panel. Proof that you, as usual, are full of it.

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            Thanks for making it known. I didn’t even know there was a DUI case against Regina. So I’d say writer is not “full of it as usual” as the first thing written turned out to be true.

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    Hey Bill,

    No pictures of you sucking up to Howard in a long time! Maybe he doesn’t have any more use for Lynne now that she testified for him in the federal trial? Pity.

    All the best,

    Your adoring public

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      To anonymous a/k/a “Happy New Year” :
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      If I author an opinion or comment, particularly one which is, or which may be seen as, critical of an opinion or comment authored by another party, I sign my name directly below that comment or opinion.
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      You, conversely and unsurprisingly, hide behind a ridiculous moniker while you criticize Bill Gelin, a real gentleman, who has a sack – and has proven that he does – time and again. A big one at that.
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      Diamond Dave Dohner II

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    Why no coverage of RCC? Tony Ryan is the only head who had to interview and his name was sent to the governor with 5 other names. That place is a disaster!

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    Ever hear the sound of silence?

    Go ask Schwartzreich is he is renouncing his endorsement of Mike Satz and demanding return of his contribution. There you will hear the sound of silence.

    Deputy Peraza is a nice case, but long term business and estblishment ass kissing always rules the day.

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      Your just figuring out his little game ? He’s kept his nose so far up the arse of anybody that could advance him in one way or another that it’s practically worn off by now ! Lol. Oil up that thing baby. You gotta make a living anyway you can !

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    Hey Dave. You sure talk a lot about Gelin’s sack. You must have a good close-up view of it to know so much about it.

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    Even when Brian pontificated on why Satz’ prosecution was bad, he made sure to write “although I have tremendous respect for Satz”, uhh let me now go and dump on him

    Ewwww, aren’t I just all PC

    Brian PC Silber

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        First of all PBA could do a lot worse than Brian Silber. He is a good lawyer. But I don’t think he is after PBA work because before this one he was always criticizing every cop shooting. He calls them like he sees them.

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    What’s going on with that Imperato floozy ? Is she going to get away with it or are the same sleazy Broward politics in play ? How many DUIs can a judge get away with anyway ?

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    Peraza’s lawyer should stop talking to the press. It’s really not helping. I’m getting sick of the guy pontificating endlessly to local reporters about how he’s gonna “Walk him right out the door.” Stand Your Ground ain’t gonna work either. Might wanna take a stab at suicide by cop. Has anyone figured out how the victims ear plugs got removed and placed in his pocket after he was killed? Do we know who removed the ear plugs and placed them in his pocket? Was it Peraza, one of the other two deputies on scene with him, or a detective who arrived later? If not for the other resident of Green Tree Apartments who snapped the photo of the victim after he was shot, this one would have just gone away too like so many others. Nice going, whoever was up on the second floor with the cell phone.

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