JAABWALK

*UPDATE* – the “no bond hearing tomorrow” judge ended court this morning (Weds) with plenty of docket time to spare, at roughly 10:37 AM. The judge did, however, have afternoon court …

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Today’s JAABWALK inspired by a judge who finished court at roughly 10:30 AM this morning, has a locked courtroom this afternoon, has no court Friday, and refused this morning to set a bond hearing for tomorrow morning for a Defendant with no priors, even when the SAO agreed to hear it tomorrow on what appears to be a light docket …

CONDUCTED: FROM 2:00 – 2:08 PM ON TUESDAY, OCTOBER 17TH, 2023.

COURTROOMS AUDITED: ALL TWENTY-FOUR (24) NORTH WING BROWARD CENTRAL COURTHOUSE CIRCUIT FELONY AND JUVENILE CRIMINAL COURTROOMS

COURTROOMS IN USE FOR COURT PURPOSES: SEVEN (7)

LOCKED: SIXTEEN (16)

IN USE FOR STAFF MEETING: ONE (1) (DRUG COURT)

RATIO: LESS THAN 30% IN USE FOR COURT ON A TUESDAY, EARLY AFTERNOON OF A FULL WORK WEEK.

(Drop a line for the list of specific courtrooms locked or in use)

COMING SOONJudicial time sheets, court consolidation, and you; World War III? …

182 thoughts on “JAABWALK”

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      .
      Gelin’s 8 minutes

      Gelin wrote that he went by 24
      courtrooms in eight minutes,
      from 2:00pm – 2:08pm.

      Did he make calls and inquire
      about the locked courtrooms
      that he saw?

      No, he just went back to
      his office and composed
      his JAABWALK article
      between the end of his
      2:08pm walk and the first
      anonymous comment made
      @2:45pm.

      Gelin is pissed at one judge
      for not giving him his next day
      bond hearing, so without making
      JA or any other inquiries, he
      broad brushes them all,
      including the 7 unnamed judges
      in court at that time.

      For Gelin, it’s Really all about himself.

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          Burp car accident, cannolis and parking garages. What do these things have in common? Final Jeopardy Question!!!

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              Did someone say Broward County Judge?!

              I could definitely use the salary (check out my campaign financial documents)

              Twice divorced because I’m such a dick,
              S.J.

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            Mr. Westheimer, congratulations on being elected Bar President.

            I write to bring to your attention the fact that at least 62 persons are employed by legislative and executive branches of Florida government while at the same time serving on judicial branch Bar grievance committees.

            Florida’s Constitution, Article 2, Section 3, prohibits a person from exercising power in more than one branch of government.

            This illegal, unconstitutional arrangement renders any decision by a grievance committee with any member compromised in this way void ab initio.

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            Midlife crises accompanying massive hormonal imbalances followed by misdirected indignant rage usually preceding an expeditious exit from the bench.

            Broward judges take it to an entirely new level.
            I attribute it something in the water.

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    Locked/empty courtrooms are more indicative of lazy defense / state attorneys who aren’t litigating matters. If hearings need to be held then Courts will be obliged to hold hearings.

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      Blame the lawyers? Unbelievable. It’s the judiciary that’s in charge. It used to be when a trial or hearing washed out judge have the trial pool get the next one moving. But there’s no oversight. So left to their own devices the ones who aren’t lazy find trials whilst the lazy ones are happy to do a disappearing act. It’s a miracle Judge Scherer was even held accountable after no showing for all of Covid. It was only because of her infantile behavior on the big case that she was busted too. Judge Tuter should be removed as Chief. It’s a free for all.

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        Not really. In a motion to follow the statutory law: Right out of Gardiner’s mouth: I deny motion for whatever the reasons in the state’s response–Satz and the SAO control the courts along with current lackey Pryor. PCA says the 4th where Shahood and others got to taste her goodies.

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      “If hearings need to be held then Courts will be obliged to hold hearings.”

      He said the Court wouldn’t set it?

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        That was one Judge, one courtroom. 95% of the time I never have an issue getting a hearing scheduled. I don’t doubt docket blocking takes place, I just don’t think that’s the problem the supermajority of the time.

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                    After consulting with the prosecutor, and SAO– quote: I’ll do whatever they say for what ever reasons they give.

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    I know in civil most of our cases and motion practice are via zoom. Could they be doing hearings via zoom?

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        That is a dumb order. It’s so much more efficient to use zoom. Especially for non evidentiary hearings. But I guess it makes sense in criminal because they need to bring in inmates. I just thought that might have been an explanation.

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        Civil judges can do their hearings via zoom. The lawyers prefer that. We don’t want to leave our office and drive to a courthouse for a 10 minute hearing.

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      Speaking of civil hearings. Why the f does county court not follow circuit civil in having am motion calendar Monday thru Thursday or even to Wednesday instead having to special set everything it’s a fing joke. Or the court unilaterally sets hearings without clearing dates with the parties wtf. The judges are becoming advocates in the litigation by this procedure or the JA is the advocate.
      Tooty Brenda what’s her last name where are you on this issue?

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    My guesses for who the judge was:

    LEDEE
    Odom (except he’s never done by 10:30)
    Holden
    Davis

    (In this order).
    No chance it’s anybody else.
    Ledee could not give a shit about no priors. If arrested, they’re as good as guilty.
    Odom wants everyone in custody or on ankle monitor. So annoying.
    Holden, I see just making it a power play. (Hearing tomorrow? Why? Because that’s convenient for you? No. 💅🏽)
    Davis, same as Holden. And not surprisingly they are friends.

    The rest of them I think would set a hearing.

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      My experiences before Judge Lederer was that he was very accommodating and his JA for setting motions , reading them, and giving adequate time to argue them. To clear up the gossip and record I was run out of the PD by incompetent, mean, vindictive, insecure management who couldn’t handle an attorney with enough experience to see through their b.s..

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        Who are you? The old dude who’s allegedly a legend in Dade and is unbelievably rude to private attorneys in court (for no discernible reason?)

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          You mean the private attorneys who come over to the PD desk and take our property. pick up our dockets without permission that have work product and priviedged information, who ask for information about how the judge operates, who expect to be allowed to cut us in line knowing we have so much more waiting on our desk than they do, who are rude to young attorneys which my old guy butt would not tolerate. I was a legend, easily verified.

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              Publish your email address and I’ll send some of it to you. The attorney in question is in hospice and not submitting the contributions attributed to him. Flaw in this system.

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            The attorney who violate by talking to a former client in the courtroom now represents by PD because money ran out giving advice violating bar rule and mean attorney let’s it slide. So mean

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    Coleman threw the file cabinet. Coleman went to work today. It was Holden playing catch at the park at 11:00 AM

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        I was told he was extremely smart and a very good judge by a Broward County Criminal Defense member. True or untrue?

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      Throw a filing cabinet?! Do you know how heavy a filing cabinet is? Go try and push yours across the room, now try to lift and throw it.

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    It was Holden’s court room. I hear they have Bradley locked up in there until they can figure out what to do with her. She is in there writing sentences. “I shall not lie”.

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    OVER 50% OF JUDGES ARRIVE AFTER 9AM AND LEAVE PRIOR TO 5PM. I SEE THEM WALKING TO THEIR CARS EVERY DAY BETWEEN 430 AND 445. IT’S ALWAYS THE SAME ONES. WE SEE YOU. WE ARE TAKING NOTES.

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        RESTORE ORDER – STOP THE GOOF OFF

        HOLD JUDGES ACCOUNTABLE

        STOP BROWARD MELLY/CRUZ INCOMPETENCE

        CONSOLIDATE BROWARD FOR OVERSIGHT BY HENDRY OR COLLIER COUNTY

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          Better idea here-subsume the top half of 17 into WP and the bottom half to Miami.
          It makes more sense from a demographic perspective.

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      Maybe you need to quit looking out the window and try to find some paying clients? The only problem with you is your jealous I am leaving and you’re stuck in your lousy office looking out the window at some one living the high life. Why are you so obsessed at what other people are doing?

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        Nice judge. Real nice. None of the good judges would have written this. It has to be one of the loser judges that got a pay raise by becoming a judge.

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          Every one on this blog knows who you are. You post nonstop about judges, yet you’re the same person that threw your hat in the ring and lost every time a position was open. The truth is you’re a pathetic little man with a mental and drinking problem, your “marriage” is a fucking joke and your kids are a major embarrassment to you. As for your practice, well you really don’t have one since you play on the Internet all day trolling for women. All this being said, run back to your townhouse in the shit part of town and look at what a loser you are. You have worked all your life to end up in a apartment.

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            How weird, we bust your ass out and what do you know, the judge bashing posting stops.

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              Nah- not even close. I’m not sure who you think I am, but you really must have some beef with him (or her). See, I’m not married, and by the fact that you are posting on the blog at 9:15 at night, I’d guess that neither are you or your spouse is no longer interested in having evening relations with you (the later is more likely). Regardless, what’s more interesting is for the past week you guys have been showing up on time…!!

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                Who the hell has “evening relations” at 9:15 at night? You must go to bed early so you can get up and race to the office to look out the window.

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                  Most people have to wake up early in the morning…unlike the judges who show up to work at 9:30-10am. You did nothing but just prove the point.

                  No one wants to have late night sex with anyone in that courthouse…don’t kid yourself.

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                    Yes, we are all living in fear of such a powerful person that has no other purpose in life but to look out the window. What a fucking, pathetic loser.

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                      Waaahhh. My feelings are so hurt. Just do all of the tax payers a favor and make your lip injections and Botox appointments for after hours.

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        YEP- DEFINITELY A JUDGE GIVEN THE AWFUL GRAMMAR. KEEP COMING AT 9:15 AND LEAVING AT 4:30.

        EVERYONE WILL GET AN OPPONENT AND ALL OF THIS WILL COME OUT.

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    Wow this ASA works for Pryor!! Wtf!!!! He should be immediately fired. Does Pryor condone this?

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        What does your naive mindset thinks happens in bombing campaigns? Who has dropped the most bombs killing the most women, children, livestock and crops, destroying the most buildings? And what with this demand for extraordinary compassion for babies, are men expendable?

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          Nothing justifies going into civilian homes kidnapping babies and the elderly. WTF is wrong with you? You terrorist sympathizer.

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                They call it an open air prison. The Gazans have the freedom that Hamas allows. Israel has not governed Gaza since retreating in 2005. If it’s a prison, it’s the fault of Hamas, not Israel.

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                Israel’s hostility in its actions will dictate a redefined perception of its place in the Middle East in the near future where it will have to admit and accept a realignment of its thinking of exceptionality. It will not include either Benjamin Netanyahu or Zionism.

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              Those babies they beheaded and women they raped and paraded through the streets after they sent videos to their families didn’t deserve this- you sick fuck. Hamas is made up of inhuman monsters. Surprising that people try to justify this. Disgusting

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                  Unfortunately I have seen the videos. It’s disgusting what Hamas did. I can’t believe you defend that group.

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            The fact that 3 people agreed (liked the comment) to the chopping off the heads of children and kidnapping women and children and raping them just shows how sick you are. All working under Pryor I bet too.

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      A person that codones rape and beheading babies as a weapon of war needs to be fired. Nothing justifies what Hamas has done. Nothing. This person needs to be fired. How can you keep someone whose job it is to uphold the law, when they have openly supported terrorists that kill and rape children. I am a Pryor supporter, but I hope he does the right thing.

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          I guess you also haven’t seen the videos of them parading women bleeding from their vagina an either. Hamas has admitted all of this. Stick your head in the sand and keep supporting these vile monsters called Hamas. You sick fuck

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          Ethnic cleansing. Disproportionate and senseless killing of innocent human beings that will only bring more suffering to the region.

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      You idiots. The beheaded baby story has been debunked! The White House issued a statement saying the president misspoke. The cognitive dissonance it takes to believe that Israel is the underdog in this is wild.

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      Let’s be clear:

      Before Israel, there was a British mandate, not a Palestinian state.
      -Before the British Mandate, there was the Ottoman Empire, not a Palestinian state.
      -Before the Ottoman Empire, there was the Islamic state of the Mamluks of Egypt, not a Palestinian state.
      -Before the Islamic state of the Mamluks of Egypt, there was the Ayubid Empire, not a Palestinian state. Godfrey IV of Boulogne, known as Godfrey de Bouillon, conqueror of Jerusalem in 1099
      -Before the Ayubid Empire, there was the Frankish and Christian Kingdom of Jerusalem, not a Palestinian state.
      -Before the Kingdom of Jerusalem, there was the Umayyad and Fatimid empires, not a Palestinian state.
      -Before the Umayyad and Fatimid empires, there was the Byzantine empire, not a Palestinian state.
      -Before the Byzantine Empire, there were the Sassanids, not a Palestinian state.
      -Before the Sassanid Empire, there was the Byzantine Empire, not a Palestinian state.
      -Before the Byzantine Empire, there was the Roman Empire, not a Palestinian state.
      -Before the Roman Empire, there was the Hasmonean state, not a Palestinian state.
      -Before the Hasmonean state, there was the Seleucid, not a Palestinian state.
      -Before the Seleucid empire, there was the empire of Alexander the Great, not a Palestinian state.
      -Before the empire of Alexander the Great, there was the Persian empire, not a Palestinian state.
      -Before the Persian Empire, there was the Babylonian Empire, not a Palestinian state.
      -Before the Babylonian Empire, there were the Kingdoms of Israel and Judah, not a Palestinian state.
      -Before the Kingdoms of Israel and Judah, there was the Kingdom of Israel, not a Palestinian state.
      -Before the kingdom of Israel, there was the theocracy of the twelve tribes of Israel, not a Palestinian state.
      -Before the theocracy of the twelve tribes of Israel, there was an agglomeration of independent Canaanite city-kingdoms, not a Palestinian statehood.
      Actually, in this piece of land there has been everything, EXCEPT A PALESTINIAN STATE!

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        Whatever there was or wasn’t, let’s be clear. It’s another mess made by the F’d up German Nazis. No WWII and all it entailed, and no 1948 IMHO. I’m no historian, but there it is. I got an opinion and I can use it. For now they all need to stop kiling each other and forget who started it this time, 1967, 1948 or 10 million years ago. It’s all so terrible. Moderates need to be in charge on all sides. The extremists on all sides ruin everything.
        Innocent Israelis shouldn’t be slaughtered and innocent Palestinians shouldn’t be blown to bits either. Maybe that sounds simplistic but that’s all we got.

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        Why does the U.S send 2 carriers? Why will Biden inn 10/ 19/2023 ask for hundreds of billions to fund 2 wars? Is this another chance for the military industrial complex to get us into another war? All it will take is one USS Cole type suicide bomber and game on. U S at war, declared and not, since 1941. Facts shared lead to FBI surveillance.

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        British double dealing and deceit lead to this long lasting conflict and the illegal appropriation of land with no legal recourse. I see this ending badly.

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    Pryor not only employs perjuring lying state attorneys, he also employs ASA’s who support terrorists. Wtf is going on over there?

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      This needs to be reported to the news. He needs to be sent to a satellite, the one furthest from his home. And then fired the first day he shows up late. If Pryor ignores this it will come around to get him when Broward county voters learn about this moral corrupt prosecutor. SMH

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        Reported to the news? Whats newsworthy about it? Why are you so hysterical? He literally is imploring people to consider the hi a it’s of the innocent t Palestinians. He says a one sided empathy is no empathy at all. He is trying to humanize the brown lives you so easily dismiss as disposable.
        What is so terrible about that? What is antisemitic about that? And don’t get me started on the fact that Arabs are Semitic people!!

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          Get started those rag heads killed one of my friends in marine barracks bombing in Beirut. Go f yourself. They need to be eliminated. Entirely. You hate full people that cause nothing but destruction disruption and death. You people are proud of that. People that hate that much need to be exterminated.
          Your nothing but bugs that need Orkin to spray you so you all disappear. Forever, Forever, Forever.
          May the 72 virgins great you all with wide arms and spread legs. Go F your brains out in the other world.
          You scum bags.

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            Jesus fucking Christ. Listen to yourself!!! Is this John Frye???? If ever there was cause to pull IP addresses it’s now. What the fuck kind of hateful shit is this?? Is the irony lost on you? Fuck.

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            When people say “what about the innocent Palestinians” the zionists act as though they said this fuck shit. But you guys get to say this fuck shit with impunity??? The dehumanization!!!! How disgusting is this??

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            Sounds like you are having a little issue with “hate” yourself there pal. It’s ok to feel strongly about something, but you’re a little over the top.

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    It’s called diversity. Wtf lol. What a joke
    Every Jewish lawyer should file a bar complaint against this Asa a hole

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    https://www.sun-sentinel.com/2023/10/18/sheriffs-office-in-georgia-to-release-footage-of-the-deputy-involved-shooting-of-leonard-cure/

    That cop could have been killed. Cure should have never been let out of prison, and the Sun Sentinel still wants to twist the story about wrongfully convicted people. He was under arrest for driving 100 miles an hour and reckless driving and refused to comply and then violently attacked the cop. The cop tried nonlethal force, and it didn’t work. What did the cop hating Sun Sentinel want the cop to do? I guess the Sun Sentinel would’ve been happier if the cop died. Woke ass rag paper. Cure got a second chance at life and still acted like this? Thank God that officer went home to his family after being violently attacked, but that doesn’t fit the Sun Sentinel‘s narrative even with video evidence.

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    I think we have all seen the “feed the hungry Jews” commercials on TV, that feature old Jewish women who survived the Holocaust and have no food to eat. How do you live to be in your 90’s if you’re starving all your life and have had no vitamins and nutrients? We need to really think before donating to some of these organizations.

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    I’ve seen that commercial, I get horny every time I hear that old gal moan and groan like she’s having a great orgasm.

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    Broward has had a very real problem with judges not doing their jobs as evidenced by latest Jaabwalk. All incumbent judges should be made to be held accountable since we also have a chief judge that won’t do his job either. There are several that everyone knows about and don’t need to be mentioned. Several more that can’t seem to stay awake while on the bench. It’s time they will be made to know that their actions have consequences. VOTE THEM OUT

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      Elections keep them accountable to the citizenship of America.

      They start to think they’re royalty otherwise.

      The great Americans who made Florida made elections to have opposition every time for this reason.

      Running against all eleced people every time like happens for Congress and President is what great Americans intended.

      Judges aren’t any better than anyone else and they need opposition.

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        Run against a sitting judge in Broward you face nothing but retribution. Good luck prevailing in your case civil or criminal. It’s joke been that way for many many years. A dade county judge told me the same thing Unfortunately dade has acclimated to the Broward system.

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    Hennepin County prosecutor under investigation for lying to a judge

    Catherine McEnroe was removed from the case and the charges against a rape suspect were dismissed.

    Author: Jennifer Hoff (KARE 11)
    Published: 10:30 PM CST January 9, 2023
    Updated: 10:30 PM CST January 9, 2023
    MINNEAPOLIS — A St. Paul man accused of raping a teen is now free because the attorney prosecuting the case lied to the judge.

    Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty said veteran prosecutor Catherine McEnroe admitted to lying and is now under investigation by the Office of Lawyers Professional Responsibility.

    Case dismissed and Prosecutor under investigation.

    The reason the whole country considers Broward county a cesspool can be found in the the differences in other States respect for the law.

    https://www.kare11.com/amp/article/news/local/hennepin-county-prosecutor-catherine-mcenroe-under-investigation-for-lying-to-a-judge/89-e367197a-c64c-47d1-850d-9c06baa590c6

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      Wow! Impressed. Broward has never had a respectable State attorney. Watched the State attorney from MINNEAPOLIS‘s interview on u tube. Great respect.

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      Egypt informed Israel two weeks before the incursion and B.B. did nothing to stop it. That guy would do anything to stay out of jail including but not limited to sacrificing half the country’s citizens ! A monster for sure.

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      Face it folks: The IDF is not what American propaganda has racked it up to be at all. Obviously it was a massive intelligence failure and they were caught off guard while that criminal Netanyahu will do anything but keep our people safe while his attention is focused on staying out of jail. All the BS about Israel’s Mossad and Shin Bet being the best is crap like all the other propaganda we hear from western media. They got caught with their pants down pure and simple.
      A Two State Solution will be imposed on Israel whether they like it or not. The world has awakened to the injustices being committed.

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        Hey ass clown, Israel already HAS tried offering the FULL TWO-STATE solution to the arabs.
        See previous treaties – but Arafat, and all others like hím said ‘nah’

        Israel rightfully captured the entire Sinai Peninsula after kicking Arab ass in 6day war, but voluntarily gave it to Egypt

        So, now Israel has a real solid opportunity to FINALLY bulldoze them all into the sea

        Read up on your history before opening your mouth

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          Just another land grab. They’ve been hiding behind the cloak of Christianity for two thousand years with no solution in sight other than asking for more American aid.

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            Both of you should watch Noam Chomsky’s most recent address on the subject of the plight of Palestine. He sums it up pretty succinctly.

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    And the lazy judges wonder why they are getting challenged when they can’t give taxpayers a full day’s work ! LOL
    Broward judges seem to think they are on permanent vacation once they get the job either by appointment or election. Not for long. People are going to wipe the floor with them come election time.

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      CAN’T CONTROL MY HEART OR MY MOUTH

      COMING FROM THE SAME GREASER THAT PUTS STICKERS ON ELEVATORS AND WEARS ORANGE MAKEUP AFTER PIMPING HIS WIFE FOR BROWARD JUDGE TWICE AND LOSING

      A NOVEL APPROACH BUT AS CORNY AS HE IS

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        There’s vodka in that water jug
        What movie was that from? Final jeopardy question?
        The wrong answer is a broward county judge, that would be to easy of an answer. Lol
        But will take suggestions of who that might apply to? Just suggestions.

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    The unvarnished truth is all judges should be required to use time sheets and be held accountable. That would be of course if we had a Chief Judge who had any administrative skills.

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    Pryor- clean house. Jihad is a problem. He’s been trying to indoctrinate the Black ASAs in FTU. He is using words like apartheid. Ironically more Blacks live equally in Israel. Blacks are not welcome by Palestine. He knows it but these young guys are impressionable. Pryor time to cut this guy loose. Jihad, there are Jews everywhere in that courthouse. Some aren’t loud and out there- some are stealth Jews. We are watching you “bro.”

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