JNC OPENING/MONROE COUNTY

 David Audlin, Esquire

Things have gotten mighty hot around here.  So hot, in fact, that a little more than three months after posting Let’s Get Sweaty!, the former chief judge of Monroe County is resigning from the circuit court, with four years left on his term.  The Key West article that broke the story Friday is here, and a bit more detailed story appeared Saturday.  Both articles simply state that David Audlin will be returning to private practice May 9th, and that he enjoyed his time as a judge.

Did JAABLOG light the fuse that took Audlin off the bench?  And is it only a coincidence that he stopped being chief judge of the 16th Circuit  sometime after Let’s Get Sweaty! went up?  Or were these purely personal decisions by Audlin and his family? 

The timing does seem suspect though, leading any reasonable person to conclude something unseemly is afoot.  For while there’s no question that the judge’s public Manhunt postings created an appearance of impropriety, it would be darn near criminal for this very human transgression to cost a man his job in any day and age, especially in light of all the good old-fashioned lying and cheating and racism going on which everyone tries their best to ignore.

Let’s just hope we’re wrong, or that there’s something more to it than meets the eye …

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30 thoughts on “JNC OPENING/MONROE COUNTY”

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    Nothing like getting caught with your pants down ! The only thing that surprises me is that it didn’t happen in Broward.

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    This guy is definitely some kind of angry inch weirdo, but at least it was on his off time and he wasn’t drunk as a skunk sitting on the bench like they do in Broward County. I’m glad you broke the story. In Broward they would have just tried to cover it up and transfered the judge to foreclosure court like they did Loose Lips Imperato.

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    THEY USED TO LIE ABOUT THE SIZE OF THEIR WEENY TO ALL THE GIRLS ALL THE TIME AT THE SCHOOL I WENT TO. IT WAS NO BIG DEAL. YOU CAN BET THIS DUDE HAS TO USE A PAIR OF TWEEZERS TO FIND IT.

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    Former Judge Audlin defines public service very differently than I do. Obviously his measuring stick exaggerates his own worth quite a bit.

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    David’s not such a bad guy. Just made a very stupid mistake for someone occupying public office. None of these people are anything but human with all the human weaknesses connected with it. He shouldn’t have done it, but he must have had a few week moments where he couldn’t keep it in his pants anymore.

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    Resignation was his only option. Can you imagine sitting as the chief judge and advertising the length of his penis on the internet. He was undoubtedly give his pink slip in no uncertain terms. It ought to happen more often to these sexually frustrated idiots. And this guy wants to sit in judgment of others?

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    Hard to win an election without the uncircumcised vote. He had no choice but to quit now and avoid the inevitable.

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    When will guys learn if you have to exaggerate about the size of your junk or send dick pictures then the poor little thing must not be working very good for you. A decent woman wants proof not a picture or talk.

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    Please don’t send me numbers or a picture of your dick. Just send me the numbers or a picture of your net worth. My vibrator can out work your dick any day.

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    Your dilda doesn’t stink like beer or fart in its sleep either.

    Come on honey, admit your lonely…..

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    Why would any woman with an ounce of class think that getting sex texts, dick pictures or private sex messages on Face Book is classy or hot? If your so ignorant that you would put your career, reputation and family in jeopardy then what would I want with you? Besides, I need a man that thinks a sex life is more then caressing his cell phone.

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    I can see why he has a fascination with his pecker. One look at his face makes you want to puke.

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    @ 3:03 Dude what could be more pathetic then having to take a picture of your own dick with one hand and getting yourself off with the other and calling it a sex life? How does one end that conversation? “gotta go now my keyboard is sticky”

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    This guy must suffer from the worst case of penis envy that’s ever existed. All from a Chief Judge that’s obviously so hard-up he’s got to shake the little snake on the web. Pathetic. Thought we only had judges like this in broward county.

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