Here’s the primer circulated to judges recently regarding mandatory death sentences and other trivialities following new immigration enforcement measures signed into law by Governor Desantis:
LEGISLATIVE CHANGES
Here’s the primer circulated to judges recently regarding mandatory death sentences and other trivialities following new immigration enforcement measures signed into law by Governor Desantis:
OK, ok…. BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEELER?
Why was he fired? Come on Gordon, let us know! Were you that scared of his political clout?
Wheeler was the best attorney the PDs office had to offer, and Gordon just ended his employment for DEI reasons?!
THE ENTIRE PD OFFICE IS TOP-HEAVY DEI ALL THE WAY
DID YOU BRING ANY CAKE WITH YOU ?
Ha ha. Wheeler was a mommy’s boy fat putz that couldn’t argue his way out of a ziplock bag. It was off to the glue factory for fat Dave who couldn’t keep it in his pants.
who did he impregnate? was it more than 1? that dude got some super spermies.
A real sperm whale of a guy with child support payments to match I’ll bet.
WHEN ONE PLATE IS NEVER ENOUGH
You need to get a life and some clients, if all you have to worry about is “who did he impregnate”
He may have the body fat index of a blue whale, but he’s got the political clout of a minnow and the IQ to match.
I think that about insensitively sums up Fat Dave pretty well.
It’s certainly succinct. He was a board short of a full plank.
“A board short of a plank,” makes no sense. Both are relatively the same except a plank is wider.
Suffice to say Fatty Dave has moved onto different feeding grounds.
Damnit Gordon, don’t you realize that firing Wheeler was never going to be enough to get Desantis off your ass for all your DEI practices?
Desantis is looking for any reason to go after progressive left-wing government employees. This whole DEI thing gives the governor a completely new avenue to claim that elected officials have been derelict in their duties. Allz i know is that if I were Gordon or Harold right now I’d be tripping over my own feet to hire some more white men before the governor starts his own DOGE type investigations of state agencies.
OMG imagine all the waste Desantis would find at the PD office!
I LEARNED THE BOOGIE WOOGIE IN A WEEK
“I’m going to make DEI my number 1 priority!”
I wondered why I hadn’t seen him in a while at his regular hangout; the break room snatching snacks.
Dave is Dumb as a stump
Did Wheeler really get let go ? Haven’t seen him in quite a while.
THERES ALWAYS LEGAL AID FOR CHUBBIES
You guys really don’t care about that there’s mandatory death now?
DEI is sexier
Lawyers care less about unconstitutional laws than whose sleeping with who?
Like, when they want to hold people at Magistrates for being illegal, how do they know their immigration status?
Brown = no bond.
The Judge is asking.
I can imagine the referral meeting with the family after one explains the minimum mandatory is death being a bit tricky.
If Big Dave got discharged because of his discharges. It sounds like the PD office was an office of affection and love And Not a hostile work environment. Maybe he can sue for wrongful discharge and collect more than the ASA s settled for. After he got Cruz a life sentence. That should count for something.
Other than being a sperm whale
HE FLOATS BETTER THAN HE CAN SWIM
Leave the poor guy alone. He’s populating the planet with baby chubs. Good for him. Besides, if he’s been canned, he can live off his body fat for a year or so without eating.
You must not be getting very good sex, or better yet none at all, since you’re so worried about his sex life.
I’ve told them 1000’s of times to make sure the Condom Machine never runs empty.