Ever wonder if your Chief Judge is well-endowed? Or circumcised? Well, if you happen to practice in Key West, we may be able to help you.
The above snaps are from dating sites including Manhunt, posted by “DavidKW“, who bears a remarkable resemblance to David Audlin, the current Chief Judge of Florida’s 16th Judicial Circuit.
Messages to Audlin’s office asking him to confirm/deny ownership of the postings weren’t returned by deadline. Alas, other questions we also posed via his judicial assistant and voice mail referencing the Judicial Canons remain unanswered as well.
In any event, judges are people too. Dating sites are A-OK in our book. But, does it amount to an appearance of impropriety for a judge to advertise his gavel length and width, or fudge on the “What I do” bio section by stating “Attorney“? And since Key West is a small town, shouldn’t everyone be on notice if they’re hanging with a judge, to avoid the surprise of a lifetime if they ever have to go down to the courthouse?
More unchartered terrain courtesy of the rapidly expanding world of social media. And there won’t be a clear answer unless the JEAC weighs in. So, for now … you make the call!
*UPDATE* – Audlin’s JA stated at 2:40 PM that the judge has “no comment” after we called to see if he had reviewed this post …