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ASA Alim Babayev, most recently assigned to Marty Fein’s felony division, has been accused of DUI Property Damage and Leaving the Scene.
Thanks to Anonymous at 5:30 AM for breaking the news in the comments section, once again proving those who would stifle or destroy anonymous, constitutionally protected speech dead wrong …
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I never like to see this but come on you have to know better. Time for private practice
Innocent until proven guilty!!!! Bobby
Doubt he was drinking alone on a Tuesday after court. Someone should have taken his keys!
Leave Ali alone.
Why destroy every thread with repetitive posts no one reads?
Working as a Broward Asa with no discretion and boxes full of penny ante prosecutions would drive anyone to drink.
WHY WAIT UNTIL HUMP DAY
If this all true he sounds like a good candidate for Broward bench.
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who is this guy, there must be more to this,,,a dui and traffic are not very newsworthy in and of themselves. please , someone, elaborate…..
Assistant Broward State Attorney Charged With DUI
The State Attorney’s Office said Babayev has been suspended without pay until the charges are resolved. At that time a decision will be made on his employment with the office.
It does look like bloc shot watery eyes.
Yeah Jimmy, need to get back to the days you and your asa pals could get hammered at McGuire’s and dive home without issue.
Drunk driving is the second most popular vice at the State (after cheating on the spouse with cops or new lawyers).
That’s really Lowe
Yeah, but look who I got on my side ! Lol
I’m not saying he badge flashed at all but maybe in the future the badge will help once the po po have a State Attorney they like.
THE BADGE FLASH DOESNT ALWAYS WORK
NOT EVEN FOR BROWARD JUDGES
BUT ITS WORTH A TRY
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That’s quite an alleged fact pattern.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. NOT!
I recall playing hardass in court with unreasonable offers was the mo. Go figure.
Less booze needed.
Use more FLBar approved meds, for the continuity of secret societies.
Time to ruin another thread?
Maybe a urine test on Brenda can help answer mental health questions.
Ft Liquordale always has had great drinking spots.
But pills don’t smell, and takes the edge off when engaged in nefarious activities with and for The Fl Bar.
Especially when the hot flashes blur judgements.
Pharmaceuticals are the way to go. Then take the bench and decide complicated issues. But only when you’ve driven into the guard gate of the judges’ parking lot and bumped a few cars a few times. LOL
Broward judges with nicknames like Sleepwalker get us all kinds of bad press and then we end up in cuffs.
Everything but poop and spunk is alleged to have come out of him.
Maybe he did crap his pants but officer didn’t want to embarrass him any further than he is. I hear he is a real ass
Read the PC again. It says his pants were “soiled”. That usually does not mean dirt. Also says “vomit” was on his shirt.
Soiled pants is a polite way of saying he had chit his pants. Its a common occurrence among SA’s when they’ve had their azzes beat in court.
I only hope he has a prosecutor with the same levels of compassion and empathy assigned to his case as he would show to defendants that he was prosecuting.
Does anyone know if he was a hardass Virtue signaling type prosecutor or was he someone empathetic
Another one that was in County. They don’t usually come from Juvy that way.
Are the rumors true about who will be in the inner circle of a Murphy State Attorney’s Office?
Rehab made me thirsty
Only a Broward person could turn a run of the mill DUI investigation into a total cluster FK.
It must be something in the water.
I 95 after SAO Happy Hour
Why is this such big news the state attorneys drink more than anybody. You’re a bunch of hypocrites if you’re going to say this guy did anything you all wouldn’t of done public defender state attorney I don’t care.
Hypocrisy is not on their list of sins.
I couldn’t understand one word the reporter was saying. Where are we, Venezuela?
Let’s see. The Shadow Cabaret. The Cheetah. LaBare. Club Madonna ?
Maybe somebody slipped something in his drink… Maybe he had taken a laxative the night before…
It’s a dangerous world out there when you step foot out your door.
A real shame that other attorneys would ridicule a colleague. #GlassHouse
which post came from an attorney? #Speculations
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Colleague? Ever seen how he handles stuff in court?
A real shame prosecutors pursue cases like their lives depend on the outcome with a “Let the jury decide” attitude, and when they screw up you can expect “Cry me a River” to be the tune.
All I can say is that this guy is very fortunate someone wasn’t killed when “I’ll give you anything you want” was being played.
IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYBODY
Multiple times !
He had a great meds made me vomit and piss myself and wander around 95 defense if he had blown.
Can’t wait for the videos.
IM BACK TO MY ROOTS
Have to hand it to Broward buffoons.
This week they lose a murder suspect.
The Clerk that lost him is a mess.
Then a prosecutor is accused of hit and run on a major freeway.
Is supposedly found wandering on 95 begging for a getaway ride after ditching his wannabe cop car.
Wet pants and vomit alleged.
A scripted comedy couldn’t come up with it.
Big Al expected everyone to be in court and ready to go at 8:30 sharp no matter how many hours or minutes before we had bonded out.
Times have changed.
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that is a shame. The kid has always been nice to me. I never had any issues with him whatsoever. I’ve got no problem with this blog and, if you are a government employee, it’s fair game. Especially if you are a prosecutor. I’ve gotten a chuckle out of similar incidents in the past, but that was because the person was a gigantic asshole. This kid was always pretty cool to me and seemed like a decent guy. So, no chuckles shall be had over this one. At least not from me.
OMG Thank you for finally weighing in on this, you dont know how long I have been waiting for your take on this…
Does he push falsehoods upon defendant’s for a track record?
If a particular BSO Dep had arrested him it may have been a trifecta in the pants department.
Let me guess. Here will be another ‘born again’ defense attorney. ‘Oh me oh my, I had no idea how police lie so much until it happened to me. I learned a valuable lesson . Here’s my card.’
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