BUSTED!

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ASA Alim Babayev, most recently assigned to Marty Fein’s felony division, has been accused of DUI Property Damage and Leaving the Scene.

Thanks to Anonymous at 5:30 AM for breaking the news in the comments section, once again proving those who would stifle or destroy anonymous, constitutionally protected speech dead wrong

76 thoughts on “BUSTED!”

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      Working as a Broward Asa with no discretion and boxes full of penny ante prosecutions would drive anyone to drink.

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    who is this guy, there must be more to this,,,a dui and traffic are not very newsworthy in and of themselves. please , someone, elaborate…..

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        The State Attorney’s Office said Babayev has been suspended without pay until the charges are resolved. At that time a decision will be made on his employment with the office.

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      Yeah Jimmy, need to get back to the days you and your asa pals could get hammered at McGuire’s and dive home without issue.

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        Drunk driving is the second most popular vice at the State (after cheating on the spouse with cops or new lawyers).

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    I’m not saying he badge flashed at all but maybe in the future the badge will help once the po po have a State Attorney they like.

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    THE BADGE FLASH DOESNT ALWAYS WORK
    NOT EVEN FOR BROWARD JUDGES
    BUT ITS WORTH A TRY

    BROUGHT TO YOU BY HARD NIGHT OUT

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    Less booze needed.
    Use more FLBar approved meds, for the continuity of secret societies.

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    Ft Liquordale always has had great drinking spots.
    But pills don’t smell, and takes the edge off when engaged in nefarious activities with and for The Fl Bar.
    Especially when the hot flashes blur judgements.

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      Pharmaceuticals are the way to go. Then take the bench and decide complicated issues. But only when you’ve driven into the guard gate of the judges’ parking lot and bumped a few cars a few times. LOL
      Broward judges with nicknames like Sleepwalker get us all kinds of bad press and then we end up in cuffs.

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      Maybe he did crap his pants but officer didn’t want to embarrass him any further than he is. I hear he is a real ass

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        Read the PC again. It says his pants were “soiled”. That usually does not mean dirt. Also says “vomit” was on his shirt.

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          Soiled pants is a polite way of saying he had chit his pants. Its a common occurrence among SA’s when they’ve had their azzes beat in court.

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    I only hope he has a prosecutor with the same levels of compassion and empathy assigned to his case as he would show to defendants that he was prosecuting.

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    Only a Broward person could turn a run of the mill DUI investigation into a total cluster FK.

    It must be something in the water.

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      Why is this such big news the state attorneys drink more than anybody. You’re a bunch of hypocrites if you’re going to say this guy did anything you all wouldn’t of done public defender state attorney I don’t care.

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      Let’s see. The Shadow Cabaret. The Cheetah. LaBare. Club Madonna ?
      Maybe somebody slipped something in his drink… Maybe he had taken a laxative the night before…

      It’s a dangerous world out there when you step foot out your door.

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        Let Big Tyrone be your anger management and post.

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      A real shame prosecutors pursue cases like their lives depend on the outcome with a “Let the jury decide” attitude, and when they screw up you can expect “Cry me a River” to be the tune.
      All I can say is that this guy is very fortunate someone wasn’t killed when “I’ll give you anything you want” was being played.

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    Have to hand it to Broward buffoons.
    This week they lose a murder suspect.
    The Clerk that lost him is a mess.
    Then a prosecutor is accused of hit and run on a major freeway.
    Is supposedly found wandering on 95 begging for a getaway ride after ditching his wannabe cop car.
    Wet pants and vomit alleged.
    A scripted comedy couldn’t come up with it.

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    Big Al expected everyone to be in court and ready to go at 8:30 sharp no matter how many hours or minutes before we had bonded out.

    Times have changed.

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    SOME ADVICE
    PULL ANCHOR AND HEAD STRAIGHT TO CHURCH
    2020 IS AN ELECTION YEAR
    HYPOCRISY ON A PLATE

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    that is a shame. The kid has always been nice to me. I never had any issues with him whatsoever. I’ve got no problem with this blog and, if you are a government employee, it’s fair game. Especially if you are a prosecutor. I’ve gotten a chuckle out of similar incidents in the past, but that was because the person was a gigantic asshole. This kid was always pretty cool to me and seemed like a decent guy. So, no chuckles shall be had over this one. At least not from me.

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      OMG Thank you for finally weighing in on this, you dont know how long I have been waiting for your take on this…

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    Let me guess. Here will be another ‘born again’ defense attorney. ‘Oh me oh my, I had no idea how police lie so much until it happened to me. I learned a valuable lesson . Here’s my card.’

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      Repetitive, as in Re-Elect DWS !!!
      Wipe out corruption, and expect improvements by electing the same strain of scum?

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