READY FOR TRIAL (IF YOU WANT IT) February 17, 2021 Jaaber 63 Comments Herald – A Miami judge ordered an in-person criminal hearing. COVID quickly cut it short SUPREME COURT AO No. AOSC20-23 Amendment 9(1) (2/17/21) Requirements (Remote Civil and Criminal Jury Trials)
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This should not even be an option…. Who can seriously have a successful trial through a screen there may be lags in the speech, misinterpretation, distractions…. you can be on your phone looking up the case details during the trial… I would rather do a bench trial like this over a jury trial. This idea won’t work. Minorities will find a reason to say they don’t have internet, a computer, or a quiet setting to participate in a trial. Majority of the defendant’s in criminal are Minorities… How will they have a jury of peers?
I’m trying to imagine a fair trial coming from this under the totality of circumstances…. I personally believe alot of reversals will come from this…. ***oops I mean should come from this. The 4th only issue PCA’s.
Will those who reside in the TRAILER PARKS claim they have the same or similar issues….no internet, no computers or no electricity . Most of the WHITE defendants live in the TRAILER PARKS. Right?
Malibu Trailer Trash
Minorities = Less Fortunate?… or No?
Trailer Trash= Convicted Felon?… or No?
Can convicted felons participate in a jury?
How will the Judge put the lawyers in handcuffs for arguing too effectively??
You can count me out ! Just how ridiculous can you get ?
Pretty soon Broward Judges won’t even want to get out of bed, let alone conduct trials they are so lazy !!!
Things like this could only be possible if you had really able and dedicated jurists in a organized judicial circuit with a chief judge that knew what he was doing or even cared.
Its more like a traveling carnival around here !
The only thing that gets their attention here is getting paid !
SWEAR IN THE PANEL
Who is he?
THE WITNESS WILL RAISE ITS PAW TO BE SWORN
YOU’D HAVE TO START WITH PUTTING TRACKER COLLARS ON ALL THE JUDGES FIRST JUST TO FIND THEM
They already have tracker collars: they’re called Control Cards and parking transponders. If the powers that be had any real interest in holding the slackers accountable they’d audit this information or allow it to be discoverable as public record, especially in normal times. It’s the last thing they want though, so they won’t. Whether non-partisan, Republican or Democrat, remember, it’s always them against us. Some of them care, of course. But many are lazy and abusive, and because far too many are in the latter category, they can’t allow any exposure of what’s really going on, because the rot is far too deep to allow an educated public to continue to have faith in the institutions if the truth ever came out. They’ll always circle the wagons. It’s up to honest citizens to call them out and hold them accountable. It’s always been that way.
You mean we actually have to do something ? LOL
WAKE ME UP WHEN IT’S TIME TO TYPE G-U-I-L-T-Y
It’s gonna be on Zoom?
Vinnie was on today; Marisa Tomai one hot tamale!
STATE ACCEPTS THE PANEL
Trial! Trial! I’m talking about Trial! Bill, how many Jury Trials have you had?
I COULD GET USED TO THIS
CAN I BE THE ALTERNATE?
Like how will they dress the IC’s?
Will they be in the courtroom?
Or a jail cell?
Very true… you raised a really great point. The setting, the clothes, etc will not work,
Shit, I just caught Life
Why isn’t my Pretender objecting?
Too good 😂
I NEED TO LET THE JURY KNOW I GOT ASTHMA
I SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH BY LETHAL INJECTION
I observed the Defendant drop a bag of Cocaine and flee the area
Hi, I’m your foreperson
Whoever made these amazing 😂
This is the worst episode of Court TV I’ve ever seen
F*#ck You Prospective Juror #12!
Something about that last witness wasn’t believable
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury the State’s case simply doesn’t hold water
Having been found guilty I sentence you to 25 years hard labor and order you to turn yourself into the prison system by 5:00 PM or face 60 days in jail for contempt of court
If you were found guilty through a screen would you show up? If there was a special facility to go to why not just open up court social distance is doable in a trial except for deliberation.
Let’s try Objection/Hearsay for 400
I have to report to the master bedroom for jury duty on Monday.
Some of these are funny, but credit the Supremes where due. At least they’re trying to make the best of an impossible situation. Something is better than nothing. And with a kind and patient Judge a ZOOM trial could be ok. Unfortunately, there aren’t too many of those anymore. Credit the Supremes with trying though, and understand they have nothing to do with picking Florida’s judiciary.
Juror #17 did you brush your teeth today and is my Client’s trial important enough for you to wear pants?
Ok but still can’t demand a speedy?
I won’t wear a mask but I’ve got my Zoom duty hood
Pryor should try the first Zoom trial! Oh wait, sorry he doesn’t know how!!!!!! Then again neither does Neva or Gina. The SAO is the laughing stock of the legal community. Not one person left who could try themselves out of a paper bag.
One going down…three more to go!! Going to be fun to watch.
He’s not going anywhere. Adult supervision still doesn’t = convicted felon.
I GOT TO GET BACK IN THE GRAVEY SOMEHOW
YOUVE GOT A CHOICE – TO GET ON THE JOIN THE SOUL TRAIN OR NOT
Ilona Balona. She saw bad things and kept her mouth shut. She’s no friend to anyone but herself.
A Judge Shall Perform the Duties of Judicial Office Impartially and Diligently
D. Disciplinary Responsibilities.
(1) A judge who receives information or has actual knowledge that substantial likelihood exists that another judge has committed a violation of this Code shall take appropriate action.
(2) A judge who receives information or has actual knowledge that substantial likelihood exists that a lawyer has committed a violation of the Rules Regulating The Florida Bar shall take appropriate action.
(3) Acts of a judge, in the discharge of disciplinary responsibilities, required or permitted by Sections 3D(1) and 3D(2) are part of a judge’s judicial duties and shall be absolutely privileged, and no civil action predicated thereon may be instituted against the judge.
Bill, here is your chance. READY
BOBBIE D BROWARD’S TACO DUDE IS NO BETTER THAN BIG GIRL ILONA
I Am the Greatest!
This is the legend of Ilona Holmes
the most beautiful justice in the world today.
She talks a great deal and brags indeedy of a muscular trial that’s incredibly speedy. The judicial world was dull and weary; with a champ like Ross things had to be dreary.
Then someone with color, someone with dash, brought the judicial fans a running with campaign fund cash.
The brash young Judge is something to see even if a higher court was never her destiny…
Don’t insult Ali.
E.J. Generotti. Didn’t know him but like Brian Reidy seen him a million times over 40 years. R.I.P.
WHO’S GOT THE BIG COMPUTER NOW!
The chance of Pryor getting elected again let alone a pension from the State is laughable