Very early results indicate Lauren Alperstein defeats Andrea Gundersen; Bill Haury prevails over Alex Arreaza; and a real horserace between Mardi Levey Cohen and Kaysia Earley*:
UPDATE 7:44 PM:
UPDATE 8:09 PM:
FINAL UPDATE 11:00 PM (LEVEY COHEN BY .16% – MANUAL RECOUNT – 356 VOTE SPLIT):
Caryn Siperstein bests Alcolya St. Juste, and Paul Damico crushes Karen Velez, who just wouldn’t listen to anybody except the wrong people:
Former Broward ASA Scott Janowitz loses his judgeship in Miami (thanks to Anonymous at 4:51 PM):
Chris Brown v. Suzette Hyde (Solomon county seat)
Gary Farmer v. Tania Williams (McCarthy circuit seat)
Tamar Hamilton v. Lorena Mastrarrigo (Perlman circuit seat)
COMING SOON – Win the Primary, lose the General?
322 thoughts on “ELECTION RESULTS/MANUAL RECOUNT*”
Vote against Earley. Sends wrong message to elect her.
Wrong. There is no worse than Levey Cohen.
There are how many other judges in Broward?
If Karen hadn’t been so stupid, she could have won against Bryson. You can’t help feeling she was done before she actually started. Dumb move on her part, but not particularly surprising.
She got Cornerstoned. Like the rookie she is.
How she lost I’ve no idea… with the SS etc.
It’s back to scrounging for grub now Ahearn !
Hi masler…still a loser
She’s a ratchet. And I’m black.
And nasty Mardi LeveyJinglehimerschmit is the right message?
You can’t be serious!
City Commissioner Robert McKenzie :
A player who channeled $500, 000
of taxpayers’ money for a free concert
“courtesy of” Robert McKenzie in his new
run for Broward County Commissioner
Commissioner Robert McKenzie
is a great man. Just ask him.
Let’s go Earley! May MLC be swept out like the trash she is!
Looks like Mardi won. So you can STFU. Lol
It really says a lot to be an incumbent and barely beat by < 1% an opponent with only a few years legal experience and a criminal record. Nothing to be proud of. This is evidence of just how bad she is.
Ha ha. I hate her but hate idea of a judge (Earley) that’s just gonna have to bd appealed over & over & cost everyone time & $$
Sorry.. Kesha…BLM is no longer operating at capacity
Looks like Farmer and Mastarrigo will win, as will Brown with Ahearn in 3rd.
Can they win now or in Nov??
BUT I NEED THE SLOP
IVE BEEN RELYING ON STUPID JUDGES ALL THESE YEARS TO KEEP ME FED
Just think of the free time Ahern will have to come after you two corrupt assholes 🤣🤣
We all can’t wait to sit back and watch you both get what you deserve.
We shall see who is laughing!!
ATurd comes in last. So much for thinking just because his name starts with an A he’d win. Back to the grind LOSER
No, the top two in each race go to November where there will be double the number of votes
At least Sokoloff is final put out into the pasture and is too old to run again, Broward County is Saved
Suzette Hyde really deserves that County Court job. She would really make the best judge. Runoff?
Gunderson should have been nicer.
GRUNTY CAN USE THAT GAVEL TO POUND SAND NOW
Another incumbent Broward Judge spitting nails ! They should all be run against every time their term expires. It’s not as if we could do any worse. It’s well known Broward has the worst judges in the State and the only way to shake these parasites off is to run against them, unless they screw up which any number of them do on a regular basis, even with a chief judge whose only function seems to be in providing cover for them.
Judges that are rude to lawyers … don’t last very long.
Another Broward Judge goes down in history as biting the big one. Gundersen should have seen it coming.
No more troughs…
They never learn. One who lucks into the highest paying job they’ve ever had should thank heavens for the blessing and bend over backwards to accommodate both sides going throug a difficult litigation process. Smile and rule. It isn’t difficult to do. Being a ref is easy if the ref doesn’t misunderstand their role.
IT’S BACK TO JUNK FOOD AND TV DINNERS
How am I gonna feed my pie hole now ?
How did the Great Michael Ahearn do?
Did Claudia Robinson vote for him?
Maybe Claudia can throw him some cases.
Don’t you all breakdown the doors to make him your campaign manager now.
Ahearn Sokoloff and Early all lost!
Earley was banking on all the racists to vote based on skin color (but they didn’t)
Sokoloff is just plain addicted to the thrill of thinking she might win…. wasn’t this like 7th time she’s ran n lost?
Is Pryor vulnerable now? The myth of the all powerful black vote has been exposed?
The majority of black judicial candidates advance to runoff in November. So the black vote is pretty strong
I thought I had all bases covered after kissing azz for all those years.
Nobody deserves this humiliating defeat more than Ahearn after the stunts he’s pulled. I for one am very happy he’s gone down in ignominious defeat !
If a AA woman with a criminal record can nearly beat a long standing incumbent with a decent name then a AA woman without a criminal record would have easily won in a one to one race.
the incumbents can’t be pleased w these numbers in a low turnout election
I GOT CREAMED BUT GOOD
Now if she just stops practicing law, Broward County will be better off
MICHAEL AHEARN HAS BEEN A PUSTULE ON THE BUTT OF THE BROWARD CORRUPT JUDICIARY FOR FAR TOO LONG
ONE THING THE SLUG CAN UNDERSTAND IS THAT THE VOTERS HAVE SPOKEN – YOU’RE BUSTED
TIME TO CRAWL BACK INTO YOUR HOLE
ITS BACK TO BEGGING FOR CASES A-TURD
You are really obsessed with him. You should seek help.
The fun size Baby Ruth Gunderson has been finished!
There is nothing fun or baby size of Gunderson.
Guess its back to bags of Cheetos …
THE LAST THING WE NEED WAS TO HAVE KAREN VALEZ SITTING IN ANY POSITION OF AUTHORITY-LET ALONE A JUDGE IN BROWARD OR ANYWHERE ELSE
SHE’S NEVER DONE ANYTHING BUT SKATE IN HER TENURE AS A PUBLIC DEFENDER
It’s all a crap shoot anyway. If you come up with the filing fee, you’ve got as good a chance as any incumbent. The free ride judges had in Broward is over. It’s a good thing. All these career trough suckers need to find a real job where they actually have to show up for work !
Gundy delighted in making bad rulings, completely against the established caselaw, because she wanted to spite a lawyer or party she didn’t like/didn’t kiss her ring. She delighted in presiding over her own kingdom. She delighted in attorneys visibly being forced to swallow their contempt for her in the interest of serving their clients. She delighted in being a tyrant. It was so obvious. So clear to anyone who appeared before her even once. She had a captive audience for the first time in her life and she behaved badly in her wielding of that power. Hopefully this is a lesson to judges everywhere. I’m looking at you hunter Davis. You’re going to mess with the wrong one soon. You pride yourself in following the law, but you don’t. You follow your own misguided prejudices and it’s obvious. You’ve made the mistake of thinking your prejudices are right, correct, lawful. But they aren’t. You aren’t the North Star you want so badly to be. You’ll be the gundy of criminal in short order. Time to reevaluate.
I love that so many people agree with the Hunter Davis take too. If you believe Hunter, he’s untouchable. Actually thinks he’s untouchable. Because of the federalists? How long til we get to oust him too?
The federalist are actually a big negative in Broward. If someone wanted to start going to all the democratic clubs with photos of these “federalist” judges- they would absolutely have opponents-especially after Dobbs. Broward is a liberal blue county. Why on earth would anyone think that the federalist society is anything but a HUGE liability during an election.
Really they didn’t care after haury admitted at dem forum he is a member and attends their meeting
That was ONE meeting. His opponent didn’t really utilize this. His opponent also wasn’t active in the democratic clubs. If someone decides to let these people know what the federalist society stands for and do a mailer with all the “federalist” judges- some posing with Rick Scott or Rubio- they are DONE. If I were a judge in Broward I would stay far away from that extremist right wing organization. But if someone wanted to- they could absolutely do damage with that.
Someone running against Hunter would be barred from political sentiments. Just can’t be brought up.
His opponent couldn’t. But any other person could.
I was in front of him recently and I haven’t been able to shake this feeling, so as I’m midnight trolling, I see his name and I’ve made the decision to get it off my chest!!.
I don’t do much criminal anymore and the last time I saw him was at some event during some campaign cycle.
I have a question, however.
WHAT IS WITH THIS PHONY AFFECT?? I keep thinking about it! the whole thing, how he speaks, his tone, his word choice. Did he learn to be a judge from a YouTube video? If so, hunter, bud, that was probably acting tips for actors playing stereotypical judges. Bud, please, feel free to drop the put on. It’s bad. Please stop. I seesaw between laughing when I think about it, and shuddering when I think about it. And when I shudder about it, I get so angry that this phony is a judge.
No hate though. I know I sound a little stalkery thinking so hard about this—but that’s how disturbing it is. If you knew hunter back in the day, and especially if you knew him socially, this is weird.
It sounds vaguely transatlantic. Like a toned down “see here, sonny boy” accent.
Ok I’m going to bed. Love ya hunter, but do better. Not just the talking. It sounds like your rubbing a lot of people the wrong way bud.
this is funny
I’LL BE BACK AFTER I GET MY NAILS DONE
But you told me I had it in the bag ! LOL
I’VE BEEN HAD
I WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO FALL FOR IT
THEY SWAMPED ME TOO
NOT SO FAST
I CAME CLOSE
AND YOU CAN BET I’LL BE BACK FOR SECONDS
Why am I shaking this giant nobody’s hand?
He not nobody. He a real estate agent.
Are they hiring JA’s in the 9th Circuit?
Pryor is toast if a a white moderate runs against him especially on his record failure for the past 2 year’s!! Well I’ll take that back anyone can beat him 🤣🤣🤣
Oh and you’ll be taking all you baggage ADMIN employees with you. But they are all too stupid to see the writing on the wall because they’re listening to Sean who has his Dick in everyone’s losing elections while on the public clock! Hmmm story there??
Pryor messed up.
His wife donated to the campaign of two judicial candidates that were running against incumbents, yup, sitting judges. One of those candidates had committed embezzlement and went to jail. It’s not likely that the politicos in Broward won’t take notice of that move.
This’s the stupidest comment in years. Nobody’s been afraid of a sitting Judge since Howie/Jaab cleaned up the mess. Plus the so called embezzlement candidate nearly clipped Cohen. The Black vote is the only vote that matters in August. Pryor and Weekes are in charge now.
a black female without a criminal record would have won 🙂
DON’T BE FOOLED. HOWIE WAS INCORPORATED INTO THE SHATZ MACHINE EARLY ON DESPITE HIS BLOWHARD BS.
Neva you feeling the knife in your back yet?
Neva is the best thing in that office.
HH will do a great job.
Huh? A great job? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uGkR3BhRjaA
Isn’t hederickson the same dummy that didn’t know how many days she had to file a case? Lost a murder case to speedy trial. Make her head of SBU? Duh Pryor. Keep on stepping on your 🍆
Another white satzy crony. BL do not M
God I feel sorry for the victims of Broward County. You elected him, but I still feel bad you bought into the black wave of inexperienced corrupt candidates. How’s it working out for you? No prosecutors left to give you justice for your loved ones, defendants released with no bond to commit more crimes–just in time to murder or rape your love ones. Wake up before its you or your family next!!
“When we did this order, we had about 3,300 people in custody,” Tuter said. “The unintended consequence of this order” is that the jail population has swelled five percent to about 84 percent of capacity, he said.
JT does it again.
Everyone knew the higher bonds on 2nds/and drug cases in particular would do this. The haste to make a statement on bond reform/ror’s might lead back to consent decree territory.
What is happening in SBU?
A new ASAIC?????
Is Neva leaving the office? I hope not. She should be his number 2. She is liked and respected by most.
She would make a great state attorney if she ever wanted to run.
I heard they’re making her give up SBU. Sad.
Why? For what reason? Only good reason for that is to make her number 2. SBU is one of the best run units.
Are you kidding me Neva is a no talent government employee who is lucky she has a job. Neva running for State Attorney would only be in her dreams!!!
Neva would absolutely be a force if she ran. But she is loyal to Pryor and won’t. But she would absolutely win. Bank on that.
Can’t help but laugh that Ahearn came in third ! LOL
It must have come as quite a shock to the toad !
He ran because his slimy court appointments have dried up and now with his big loss he better get used to being a couch potato. He’s one of the biggest scumbags to hit our profession.
I BET MY LAST NICKEL ON THIS RACE
AND CAME IN LAST
Aturd or Aloser was beaten by a black Jamaican woman and Rihanna’s Ex.
I can’t make this up.
THE TURD GOT JUST WHAT HE DESERVES
THE WHOLE COURTHOUSE IS LAUGHING – AND RELIEVED
Hey Barbara and Judy Stern your teeth are showing. Maybe you should look at your fat ass in the mirror and get a life. Your fascination of Ahern really is concerning. Check yourselves into the closest psyc ward.
Only these stupid and clueless Broward judges would go to Ahearn to manage their campaigns when he can’t even get himself elected ! lol
He’s lived off pay to play court appointments his entire career, and now that they are evaporating he’s realizing his so called friends used him as a dish rag and he’s been left high and dry … Typical Judicial tactics. It’s like he’s been run over by a front end loader without so much as a thank you.
ONLY ATURD THOUGHT AFTER THE BIG SCHMOOZE HE COULD BE ELECTED JUDGE
ONLY IN BROWARD WHERE YOU GET PLACES BY GREASING THE POLE
ONLY HE WAS THE ONE THAT GOT GREASED
Ahearn got bazukaed but good. Couldn’t happen to a bigger glut fly ! Lol
BIRDS OF A FEATHER
Rhoda was never a judge
True. Just a spoiler.
She would have been another Erlich only with less knowledge and application of the law, she is a disgrace to the Florida Bar
Do you think Sokoloff got the message to retire, clients, judges, and her fellow attorneys had enough of her games and lack of understanding, and application of law, and her no mediation posture, time for the washed up old bag to retire.
I believe its still called Pigs in a Blanket
BAD NEWS TRAVELS FAST GUNDERSEN
YOU CAN ALWAYS GO BACK TO BAKING PIES
ANDREA WE MISSED THESE OVER HERE
I crapped out and now collect sea shells in the Florida Panhandle
But I still tell people to call me judge
Wonder what would have happened if Kimok had been elected?
The jail would actually be empty, instead of more clogged with all the fake reforms.
STUPIDITY AND DEMENTIA ARE A WINNING COMBO
ASK ME ANYTIME
SUFFICE IT TO SAY AHEARN IS ALL WASHED UP FOR GOOD
Lol how many times has that been said on here.and nope
Do you think Sokoloff got the message to retire, clients, judges, and her fellow attorneys had enough of her games and lack of understanding, and application of law, and her no mediation posture, time for the washed up old bag to retire.
IS THIS THE BROWARD JUDICIAL UNEMPLOYMENT LINE ?
IT’S OK SHE’LL JUST BE POUNDING HER GAVEL ELSEWHERE.
More than likely old Gunty will be pounding sand from now on ! LOL
Strikes me as the type to introduce herself as ‘Judge Gubderson’ for the rest of her life.
BACDL HARVEY GLUMSKIN AWARD FOR JUDGE GUBDERSON
THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS
Judge Gundersen held such promise. There was talk she might have been The Chief Judge someday. But that’s all over now. It’s a very sad day for 17.
SO MUCH FOR GUBER’S BID FOR CJ
IT BELONGS TO ME AND MY CRONIES
Has Alperstein got the support JT call yet?
Peanut Oil has a low smoking ratio…
She could have only been elected Chief in a Circuit where she was the only judge.
Is she the one who used to say elected Judges are better than appointed ones?
Does this apply to unelected Judges too?
Anybody know why Dutko and Kroll (the firm) took out $226,000 in PPP loans that were full forgiven??
Even bogenschutz only took 120k.
They needed this for payroll?? How much staff do they have?? How much did they make in 2020? I’d venture to guess they: 1) did not suffer one iota from the pandemic, in which case this was just free money that they did not need and 2) they probably are against student loan forgiveness and welfare in general.
Free money is only ok if it’s hundreds of thousands of dollars and it benefits republicans who are already doing well.
Any of you bitching about student loan forgiveness should probably check yourselves if you got any money from ppp.
I searched some other big players: Haddad took out ZERO. Even schwartzreich only took 34k. What the fuck are Dutko and Kroll doing??
Big players? Try searching how many cases the “big players” have open and you’ll see why some people needed loans.
Well that’s the thing, the loans were supposed to be based on need and prior year income. So it doesn’t matter how many cases are open if they’re charging 100k per case to your 5k per case. Dutko and kroll might have five cases a year but they’re charging a lot. Either way, why would you NEED a quarter million in loans 8 months apart if you’re not high volume and don’t have a lot of staff?
It’s obvious they needed the dough. Its not as if they’re setting the world on fire with the number of cases they share.
Things aren’t like they used to be in criminal practice. It’s dog eat dog now and Dutko and Kroll are no different. It’s shop for the cheapest price. It’s not like they’ve been on a winning roll for a long time.
SCHWARTZY DID ME FOR FREE
WHEN U NEED THE CASH
WHEN YOUR WIFE’S PENSION ISN’T ENOUGH
MILK THE SYSTEM
BUDDY NEVINS and his Toothless blog
that is mostly inactive, fatigued and stale
has a fifteen-year history of being
Yeah. Whoever pays him while running gets a great story. Old news. Everyone knows this right(?)
I wouldn’t exactly call anything Nevins ever reported on as news. …
Never thought much about Nevins or his political slapstick. Then, again, never thought much of the Scum Sentinel and its political slant either.
Seems to me that political whores do what they’re paid to do, but not always very well, and some go for really cheap.
DOWN AND OUT FOR THE COUNT
LAST SEEN WANDERING BROWARD BLVD SHOUTING “MIKE’S GOOD FOR BUSINESS” AND “I ALWAYS DID AS I WAS TOLD”
BELIEVED TO BE CARRYING A BRIEFCASE FULL OF UNPAID JAC BILLING FORMS
RETURN ASAP TO ALF IN NEW JERSEY WHERE HE BELONGS
Next they’ll want us to apologize for sending all those Blacks to prison for nothing.
They did it for $750 a case.
THE LEAST THEY COULD DO IS AWARD ME A GLUMPKIN
For somebody like Ahearn who has slid on the coattails of any number of sleazy Broward judges, coming in last in a three way judicial race must have seemed like he got tossed off the bus for smelling bad. This dude has scrounged the crumbs off the bench of a third of the rankest judges Broward has ever seen and still couldn’t even come close to the mark.
No slug deserves it more
Poor Ahearn thought he really had a chance to hop on the gravey train. He just didn’t realize the train left the platform for him years ago.
I SQUEALED OUT JUST IN TIME
GERIATRIC PORN OR WHAT ?
CHEWING ON THAT STOGIE
HOPE SHE’S BETTER AT THAT THAN SHE WAS AS A JUDGE
Glad Earley lost even if her opponent no good. She’s a hood rat. A disgrace.
SHE ALWAYS TOLD HER CAPTIVE AUDIENCE HOW GREAT SHE IS.
WILL APPLE HIRE HER?
CRAVATH, SWAIN & MOORE?
WILL SHE SETTLE FOR HOLLAND & KNIGHT?
HOW ABOUT PRESIDENT BIDEN?
IS HE HIRING?
More like Dunkin Doughnuts 🍩. Nobody want’s a Government Gopher after they’ve hit the skids because they know they’re not producers.
Grunty did it to herself. If she had spent half as much time working as she did blowing up balloons she’d still have a job.
I think you are confused, donald trump needs the help.
They better own a dump truck
Hey does anyone know what the fuck is wrong with Ledee??
He is extremely rude, discourteous, and abusive. If just one person complained to the JQC, he’d have a problem. His behavior rises to the level of being against judicial canons. Hopefully he sees this. There’s maybe 3 or 4 courtrooms that, when you walk in, you can just feel the tension and bad juju. His is one of them.
Since when did violating the Canons mean anything to the JQC? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Ledee is very smart, very well to do, a former special unit prosecutor from Dade County. He demands proper decorum in the court room. If you are a moron he would seem to be rude
No, as in NO talking or whispering anywhere or anyone in his courtroom. Take it out to the hallway or else. Can’t say I totally disagree.
What does being well to do have to do with anything? Fucking nerd. Who’s the moron? The guy who thinks that being well to do negates being an awful human.
And did anyone else hear about Ledee granting a downward departure just to upward depart? To the tune of 50 yrs?? What is going on here?!!!! That’s borderline evil.
Why isn’t it reporting on Marcus issue?
What Marcus issue ? He wasn’t satisfied with feeding at the trough for years doing next to nothing. Now he’s back carrying Shatz’ files on the dole again.
The Marcus issue is him calling a witness the night before he was to testify in an effort to sway his testimony. Something to the tune of “im really concerned about the effect of your testimony. If you say X, youre putting us, including the victims families in a bad spot…now im not telling you to change your testimony, but you should know the effect your testimony will have if you testify in line with your prior statements.” Not sure how he gets away with this….thats witness tampering. You can say “im not telling you to change your testimony” all you want, the effect is still that.
Honestly, the real thugs are the cops and prosecution. They’ll do anything for the W. And the law protects them.
As a judge once explained (privately) & it makes a good amount of common sense.
You understand that most of the people going through the system aren’t criminals, right. Cops and prosecutors abusing their power is way more criminal than anything average joes do to survive.
Any word on the criminal complaint Early swore out on Dale Cohen at SOE lauderhill for battery during the recount.?
Give it a rest, Kaysia. You lost. You are now irrelevant. From what I hear, your antics in public crying victim with everything are pathetic- no different than your taste in clothing. Who wears spandex onesies? You are laughable.
Grow up. Mature up. No one cares about you anymore.
The one thing Earley couldn’t steal is an election.
DISPARATE TIMES CALL FOR DISPARATE MEASURES
BROWARD JUDGES – A BREED ALL THEIR OWN
Like Destry, Gundersen has a new hobby …
and broward judges still can’t figure it out. Judicial Arrogance equals contenders for much needed change.
I feel sorry for that poor chair. I wonder when the last time is that fat ass saw his weenie?
The paradigm is changing and there are several incumbents that are on the short end of the stick. The days of riding it out to retirement resemble more like riding a pogo stick with a one term limit.
BROWARD JUDGES ARE A LOT LIKE FIRE HYDRANTS
MOST OF THE INEPTITUDE IS BURIED UNDER THE GROUND
FROM HERE ON OUT IT’S EASY STREET FOR ME AND MY 7 FRIENDS
Grundy—-will go down as the most forgettable Broward Judge in history???
JUDICIAL GARAGE SALE
HONORABLE NO MORE———-NO MORE FREE DOOR PRIZES
TRINKETS FOR SALE
WILL TRADE FOR GRUB
The low pay problem is solved by lots of baubles. The bureaucrats lap it up.
JUDICIAL JUNK SHOP
BREAKFAST FOR ONE
WHERE DID ALL MY FAKE FRIENDS GO?
KEEP IT COMING
THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING A COUNTY KLUTZ IS YOU GET ALL THE FREE TACOS YOU CAN EAT
Anybody want to buy a house? How about a condo? Trailer?
I heard dale is going to donate his congressional salary to the black community if he ever wins. Good for you hero !
Its too bad for him he ain’t a lawyer. All the other politico losers with a law degree scrounge up a judgeship. To keep a paycheck coming. Maybe his friends on the CC can make him dog catcher or a life guard?
Tell the boys at Federalist Society Hunting Lodge I’m bringing this baby in for a landing and to have the Zima chilled and ready to go
Will any Broward Judges be putting in for Queen of England?
Holden is on the short list I heard. Right behind Ledee.
Job is filled.
I’m having a second slice of cake for dessert tonight and I’m no longer asking for permission first.
Now that he’s King maybe he will get those nasty, yellow teeth cleaned?
Only if he can pass the cost on to his loyal subjects…..royal fucking leeches.
We may be parasites but we look great.
The new king and his mistress will go down as the most ugly royals in history.
If I have to wait another minute to put that fucking hat on my head I may scream.
Now I can finally get an automatic transmission.
I hear poor little mistreated Meagon is lining up a black rap group to sing at the funeral.
I understand her position. Talking to more than one inbred do-nothing moron at a time must be grueling. Hence the move away from the UK.
You mean you think she didn’t know when she met Harry that he was a member of the Royal Family? It’s more like she thought because she was black she was going to change traditions that has been in place for hundreds of years. God Bless the Queen for standing up to the spoiled little black girl an sent her running back to the states. Harry will dump her just wait and see.
Call me Andy.
We proudly accept our party’s nomination for King and Queen.
Governor Desantis needs to remove them asap!
Are those two ugly ass holes brother and sister?
Let them eat used Tampons.
Can I stick this in Camilla and pretend it’s ours?
I wonder how his son’s feel about how their mother was treated by this piece of shit? How can any one respect this cheater that knew he was having an affair with horse face when he married Dianna. What a Royal fuck up.
I truly detest and abhor these TWO fucking ass holes, Charles and Camilla for what they did to Diana. I hate both of them FOR EVER AND EVER!
QUEEN DEATH IS FAKE NEWS
STAGED BY ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE MEDIA TO OBSCURE TRUMP DEVELOPMENTS
TRUMP AND HIS APPOINTEES ARE THE PROBLEM
DEEP STATE HAS INVENTED SO CALLED QUEEN DEATH TO DISTRACT THE MASSES AND HELP TRUMP
DON’T BE FOOLED
Trump knew Epstein. Knew Prince Andrew. Everyone likes🍕 🍕 . There could be something to this? Is Queen Elizabeth in Arizona and not dead at all?
Fox News said she died so it’s true.
LOL! I love your sense of humor and wits!! Brilliant!!!
THE QUEEN IS ALIVE AND STILL RULES
THE QUEEN IS PROTECTED BY THE DEEP STATE
THE QUEEN IS SAFE IN SCALIA’S FORMER BUNKER IN THE ARIZONA DESERT
THE ROYAL FAMILY/ DEEP STATE IS PROTECTING TRUMP
DON’T BE DISTRACTED
How do we know Justice Scalia is really dead?
Get it together Kaysia
She’ll be back
I have extra Tampons in my wee satchel if anyone needs.
BUT I THOUGHT I WAS THE QUEEN OF THE BLABBERMOUTHS
JUDICIAL JUNK MEISTERS
FIT FOR A QUEEN
Judge Feiner was right in one regard: she turned her place into a hovel with all that garbage.
Pretty soon it’ll be Willy and Kate’s job to have to sit through this kind of crap.
I’ve told you I only brought one extra Tampon and I’ve reserved it for Camilla.
You know Great Uncle Edward was a Nazi too.
Be careful what you say on the telephone son, you never know if someone’s taping it.
The more of these ridiculous old clothes amd ribbons I put on, the quicker their panties come off.
Am I really a King now Mummy?
How was work today you rascally proletariat?
I’ve secured the nation’s Tampon supply for the next 6 months.
As a woman if a man said he wanted to be my Tampon I think my response would have to be ” look Mr Romantic, a remark like that does not even entitle you to be my toilet paper”
And this is the button that brings the man who takes off my helmet and clothes for me.
Nana’s demand to endlessly shake the commoner’s hands for the second billion pounds was simply too much for us to take.
I’ve taught you well my boy now it’s your turn to keep shaking every farthing you can out of their pockets and into ours.
Ok, ok. I wish I could be a Tampax living inside of your trousers too. Happy now?
Don’t run! I’m Charles, not Andrew!
There’s a lot of royalty in this county
They’re all the same. Oinkers that recruit stupid little people to support their so called ‘conservative’ agenda that serves only to prop up the status quo. The little stupids get a pat on the head and a government job or contract in exchange for selling out their own people and selling out human progress in general. The self-hating sell-out minority cowards are the worst of them. But they all stink no matter what shell nature happened to give them.
Commoner! I see a commoner!
You are indeed an excellent judge of character.
I’ve got Tampons under my hat if anyone needs.
This video shows a man doing physical day labor for 12 pounds an hour.
Why don’t the Brits throw these inbreeded, descended from tyrants and thieves, in the toilet already? And turn the castles into hotels?
They’re actually Germans.
Why is it the Queen was so strict on every one upholding Royal traditions yet it was ok with her that King Tampon was having an affair with horse face?
I WAS QUEEN BUT WHINEY WOULDN’T LET ME WEAR MY AFRICAN STYLE ROBE
Grundy was bad. But Holmes? The worst in history of America.
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Is it just me or does any one else think these two look like ugly ass drag queens? Do they think people has forgot what they did and what values they DON’T have?
MY TURN AT LAST
Thank you Mummy, the Tampax we stuck inside has successfully stopped the metal rim from digging into my scalp.
What you’ve taught me about Tampons is invaluable.
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE
NETFLIX SPECIAL EDITION TRIBUTE TO QUEEN ELIZABETH II
FAIR WELL TO LIZ
What kind of fingers are those? They say a guys junk looks like his fingers, short, fat and stubby. I think Queen Horse Face better stick to Tampons stuck up her.
Tighten up; this courthouse blog has gone bloody useless & irrelevant.
WELL SAID! WELL SAID! I’m here to assist with that, if they need me.
So Judge Scher is upset that the defense is not calling another 60 witnesses? I realize it was the loss of a day that could have been avoided, but Judge Scher is not doing herself any favors. All she had to do was make the announcement, adjourn the day and move on. No need for the grandstanding.
I’m a Judge!!
LIZ HAS ALWAYS BEEN ONE OF THE BIGGEST AIRHEADS
Goddamit, does this mean scherer is taking over her division again?
This’s coming back.
Recuse the idiot. Liz didn’t have what it took to be a SA and she sure doesn’t know what she’s doing as a judge. Daddy’s little girl is an embarrassment to an already ailing Broward Judiciary.
BIGGEST CASE EVER = JUDGE NEVER TRIED A SERIOUS CASE???????
Liz never did much if anything as a state attorney either. Don’t remember if she ever tried a case.
AND YOU’RE CALLIN ME UNPROFESSIONAL ?
I was in the courtroom observing. McNeill turned as red as a tomato when Scherer went off the top scolding her lack of professionalism. I guess Liz doesn’t realize McNeill can change her mind and not decide to call certain witnesses if she wants to. Although I’m not too impressed with McNeill’s abilities as a lawyer, I’m even less impressed with Judge Scherer that doesn’t know what she’s doing and acts more like a clueless Barbie doll than a judge. It’s clear that a judge with more experience should have sat on this case. The stakes are high and Scherer just isn’t cutting it. How did she ever with her lack of experience and knowledge of law ever wind up with this case ? She’s a disaster !
She’s just a little grandstanding twerp. Her outburst was more for the benefit of Satz than anything else.
Get this twit out of my courtroom … lol
It’s what happens when you leave it to an amateur
This is what happens when you’ve got two bimbos assigned the Cruz case, judge and defense, trying to do a man’s job. Neither Scherer or McNeil have the slightest idea what they’re doing so this is the kind of stuff we can all expect from two amateur hormonally challenged gophers.
Satz must secretly be laughing his head off at this charade of bimbos !
McNeil is at that stage of her life and Scherer has always been an immature clown. You put them together and you get a farcical enactment of what a trial should be with the life of the defendant hanging in the balance. We could have skipped all the display of estrogen because we know how this will end anyway with or without all the theatrics.
WHY WOULD MCNEIL NOT CALL THE ADDITIONAL WITNESSES THAT WERE ORIGINALLY SCHEDULED ?
IT’S CALLED CONSCIOUSNESS OF GUILT
Actually a smart move because every add’l defense witness on cross allowed the prosecution to hammer home again why the chimp needs to fry.
THIS DIDN’T HAPPEN IN THE GOOD OLE DAYS
Nobody drops out of the commonwealth without my say so …
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We know where this has been.
I’m your ever-lovin’ Tampax baby, looking for the light of day…..
Your use of Tampons is extraordinary.
have hi-jacked this topic, but that’s why Neil was God – and Queen!!
It came out of nowhere and poked me right in the eye.
Let’s make them forget all about Tampons.
Don’t worry, I’ll get it out of there.
I promise you now that I’m Queen that we’ll finally put a stop to all this inbreeding.
Is it ours?
From generations of whores to the illegitimate royals ..
RICHARD THE III
If I hear the word Consort again there’s going to be trouble.
It’s sad that the Queens funeral is being upstaged by how poor little Meggie and Harry are being treated by the rest of the family. Funny they didn’t want to be Royals and ran to the states to be us common everyday people, yet they still want the titles and money.
Harry is the only Royal that doesn’t look like an inbred troglodyte. He is the only one that served in the military and actually looks good in his uniform. The rest of the are insanely jealous.
Sure he served in the military but look how crazy his lifestyle was and the nut job he married.
BUT DADDY SAID I WAS TO BECOME THE NEXT QUEEN
Sanctimonious phony … Tell me again why Liz Scherer could have ever been considered qualified to become judge in Broward or anywhere else. I’m waiting …
Her daddy put her there. That is the only reason.
She was stupid in law school. Politics was the only answer obviously. Lol
Wait your turn Varuka Jr..
Daddy said I’M going to be Kween
NOT TO BE FORGOTTEN
ASK ME – I SET THE PRESIDENT
Your Majesty, if your missing Tampax is in there I promise we’ll find it.
Was the Queens glass funeral car gas or electric?
By now that’s a beneficial thing. P.U.
Charles has run off with my Tampax again.
Full bodied, just a hint of Rayon and Cotton, a nuance of Polyester, and a dash of Paraffin wick.
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Andrew really should warn me before I turn on a Netflix documentary.
After the Coronation we’ll put the next phase of our plan into action, My Love.
Rule Tamponnia, rule the waves.
Tamponnia, the empire on which the sun never sets.
If I catch you around Camilia’s Tampax again it’s off with your head.
I can get back in Charles’ good graces if you can somehow arrange for more Tampax shipments.
Happy New Year. Here’s wishing all you stupid cucks a great 1822.
THEY SAY INTELLIGENCE SKIPS A GENERATION
Has Liz had her upper lip pumped with Botox? Between that and the pink lipstick and blue eyeshadow, she looks like a clown. She already sounds like one. All she’s missing is a rubber horn ! LOL
They all look like this. No guy (including myself) wants duck lips. Zero. I think all of the middle aged female judges got together to do their lips, makeup and nails looking for the next schmuck to bank roll when they should be reading books and focusing on not fucking up their careers with their ridiculously overinflated egos.
None of you are that hot- it’s just in comparison to what we have to look at that makes you look even remotely decent.
The job eventually makes all of them look like rotten ham. Even the ones that disappear at noon.
This trial is going to face major problems on appeal