JAABLOG PSA

Toward our mission to help improve the criminal justice system, JAABLOG is providing the following recently issued circuit court order laying out the procedural steps to follow to overcome BSO’s stated “no masturbation policy** when the need arises to photograph an inmate’s erect penis.

**(See A-25 & B-2)

From the order:

As we’re fond of saying, criminal may be a far cry from the most lucrative areas of the law, but it’s never boring …

COMING SOONHow to commit contempt of court in less than a couple of minutes; So that’s why lawyers can’t access the internet during jail visits …

SS – BROWARD MAGISTRATE WORKS TWO MONTHS WITHOUT LAW LICENSE (1/9/23)

Laventure held as many as 50 hearings during the time his law license was inactive, from last Oct. 17 through Dec. 16, when he became aware of the oversight and reported it to court administration

94 thoughts on “JAABLOG PSA”

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      He’ ll be guilty for non performance
      Your honor the defendant refused the erection test just like the breathalyzer therefore mandatory 6 months of jail or even more suspension of drivers license and what ever else you order.
      Elon Musk just because you curve to left you could possibly fail this test too

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    Oyez Oyez Oyez for this term Voting Rights, The Clean Water Act, Affirmative Action, The Dormant Commerce Clause, and from Broward County jailhouse dick pics.

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    Wheres that booty judge? Put her on closed caption tv n them defendants will be gunning in seconds not minutes.
    I say just do it in the jury box.
    Gun away boys it’s great practice before you go to the farm and gun them CO guards and staff. They all enjoy it. Even if they put you in solitary.

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    Is Judge Bowman in charge of photographing juvi kids? Did Lee and Tutor keep this privilege for themselves or the other judicial groomers?

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        WTF!!!
        This judicial groomer who adopted a kid who came before him in juvi court is in charge of adoption day?
        Hwwd Judical Grromee Lee and Tutor…nothing to see here.

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          Brown boys tell no tales…

          Tell us more Judge Lee and Tutor ?

          Why is a groomer in charge of adoptions?

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            Rumor is thst this guy Jose (Lee’s JA)is boi pimp to Judical Groomers , Judges Lee, Tutor and Bowman.

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              Jose is an ASSHOLE. Always talking smack about people before hearings. He always tries to get you to talk shit about other lawyers and judges so he can run back and tattle. Jose is a real jerk.

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                about time someone called this guy out, obviously, he is a direct reflection of his ahole boss. true he plays games with the lawyers but you should see the attitude and run around he gives to the pro se parties, ouch!

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                I want to say Jose and Judge Lee are the best in the Courthouse. Yeah, Jose, from time to time, can discuss topics better not discussed in court, but heck, we do live in America and have free speech (unlike the republican fear monger/anti-woke/groomer crowd says)

                Judge Lee, in his tenure, took control of an out-of-control plaintiff-leaning judiciary headed by Ross-era judges who were in bed with the Plaintiffs. Judge Lee brought balance and accountability. You don’t see any county judges stepping on their junk.

                Judge Lee also has shown a willingness to call out his judges by getting the supreme court to impose limits on how long a case takes to complete. Also, when Judge Hillal took an exceedingly long time on maternity leave, Judge Lee stepped up and reigned in these judicial maternity leave to a reasonable amount of time (as it was said Cawthon was looking for six months post-childbirth and Lee shut her down)

                It is disgusting and indicative of the lack of civility on Jaab that Jose’s photos were put on there. That is not right.

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                  The only fear mongering are the Democrats and their mask and vaccine mandates, funny how freedoms of speech works for you guys until someone disagree.

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          For years everyone has gone on and on about all the blacks in the box when right under our collective noses, we have a circuit judge who was presiding over a case of a juvi defendant who the Judge later adopted and with whom was accused of sexual misconduct.

          No one takes issue that this Judge running the adoption program.

          Wake up to these Judicial Groomers before it’s too late!

          Just because Judge Lee and Tutor look away no one else should.

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            Juvi judge who adopted a juvi defendant is head of the adoption program

            What could go wrong ?

            Down with Judicial Groomers like Lee Tutor and Bowman

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        Bowman has showered disgrace on the Broward Courthouse. Recently, at an occasion in a distant circuit, I sat with two retired circuit judges, who inquired about “the trouble they had with judges in Broward.” It wasn’t the alcohol stories they heard about; it was the pedophile-Bowman.

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        Still erect and completion or identification not in sight even with all the witnesses. What say you Judge acquittal or guilty as charged?

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    Isn’t it true you were camera shy that day and if you’d had an extra 30 seconds we wouldn’t be here today?

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        Jill levy held Mickey in contempt for something stupid and had him handcuffed in open court. You can search the blog for the details. It had its own post.

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          Didn’t recognize him it’s been years. Nice guy funny guy but was always talking. Nothing mean or Ill spirited. I always thought he was funny or being satirical

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    THE LEVEL OF CORRUPTION, NEPOTISM AND CRONYISM THAT EXISTS IN THE BROWARD JUDICIARY IS THE HIGHEST IN THE STATE AND IS NO SURPRISE IN TALLAHASSEE

    REMAIN DILIGENT IN THE SUPPRESSION OF JUDICIAL CORRUPTION

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      Amen. and it infests the 4th DCA and even the USDC–through Satz crony Dimitrouleas to cover the filthy scum in the 17th and SAO

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      Judge Seidman was a tough jurist. It was certainly no fun being in there. As a litigant. As a lawyer. He knew the law. He expected the lawyers to know it too. Or pay the consequences. This made him unpopular. He wasn’t well liked because he hard lined it. Like on the undocumented aliens. But whatever the case. He did not deserve to be threatened in anonymous and cowardly fashion. By anyone. But particularly by another jurist. That’s beyond the pale. That’s a removable offense in the modern era. Judge Diaz behaved in reprehensible fashion. Threatening a dedicated public servant. Judge Diaz needs to be voted out once and for all.

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      Seidman was one of the biggest scumbags the 17th has ever known. He and his wifey were run out of town on rails by voters. Good thing too. For as sleazy as Bob Diaz is, Seidman is equally a rubberheaded douche bag.

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    FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — Seagull Alternative High School sits behind locked gates and a chain-link fence, a complex of low-slung buildings that provides an academic home for pregnant teenagers and students at risk of dropping out. On a Tuesday in early October, it was a target of the kind of threat that every school official dreads.

    “I just might come to yo school and kill everybody,” a 17-year-old who had previously attended the school wrote in an Instagram message to a student, according to police records. He singled out the principal and a behavioral specialist and sent a chilling photograph: a handgun and an assault rifle, splayed out on a bed, with Seagull Alternative High School written across the top of the image.

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    This is Ana’s chance to get back on the bench-as a special projects judge whose job is to get that erection.

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    FLAKOWITZ BAGELS ARE THE BEST
    EVEN WHEN I CANT GET MY WIFE ELECTED JUDGE
    ONE I COULDNT RIDE TO THE FINISH LINE

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