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        Smart move Broward School Board Leadership Team! The hiring EVENT was a HUGE SUCCESS! No more STRESS at the CLERK’s OFFICE.
        Clerk of Courts- #VOTED the WORST PLACE to Work!

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    This blog hasn’t been relevant since 2009. Where is the Phantom Fauxtoshopper?

    Zzzzzzzzzzz…..

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        Uncle Biden’s numbers are in the toilet and the Calvary have all crawled back down their rat 🐀 holes in anticipation of the Midterm apocalypse.

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      This should take care of the SCOTUS Justices who lied during their confirmation hearings. Maybe they’ll ask for pardons too. Oops, their savior got fired!

      18 U.S. Code § 1621 – Perjury generally
      U.S. Code

      Whoever—
      (1)having taken an oath before a competent tribunal, officer, or person, in any case in which a law of the United States authorizes an oath to be administered, that he will testify, declare, depose, or certify truly, or that any written testimony, declaration, deposition, or certificate by him subscribed, is true, willfully and contrary to such oath states or subscribes any material matter which he does not believe to be true; or
      (2)in any declaration, certificate, verification, or statement under penalty of perjury as permitted under section 1746 of title 28, United States Code, willfully subscribes as true any material matter which he does not believe to be true;
      is guilty of perjury and shall, except as otherwise expressly provided by law, be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both. This section is applicable whether the statement or subscription is made within or without the United States.
      (June 25, 1948, ch. 645, 62 Stat. 773; Pub. L. 88–619, § 1, Oct. 3, 1964, 78 Stat. 995; Pub. L. 94–550, § 2, Oct. 18, 1976, 90 Stat. 2534; Pub. L. 103–322, title XXXIII, § 330016(1)(I), Sept. 13, 1994, 108 Stat. 2147.)

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    Term Limits on all public offices could have probably prevented the overturn of Roe v. Wade, but these pimps cling onto office like there’s nothing else that matters. It’s sad but true that the rest of us suffer because of it.

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      If its not in the Constitution then I would say SCOTUS got it wrong 50 years ago not now.

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    Today’s Sun Sentinel Editorial:
    “Judge Mardi Levey Cohen clearly
    lacks the temperament required
    of a judge … Kaysia Earley offers
    voters a clear alternative to an
    incumbent whose conduct casts
    serious doubt about her fitness
    to remain on the bench.”

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      Clear alternative, not a good one.
      They’re careful with their words. Kaysia is the lesser of the evils, and that’s about it.
      Everyone should go find the article. Mardi seems to be a liar too, on top of everything else.

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        Mardi’s been sucking at the trough long enough
        Time for voters to kick her to the curb for good
        Anyone would be an improvement to the rotten judges we have in Broward

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            YOU MAY AS WELL BUY MARDI A SAUSAGE MAKER
            SHE’S ABOUT TO HAVE PLENTY OF TIME ON HER HANDS

            ALL INCUMBENT BROWARD JUDGES NEED TO GET THE FLUSH

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      GIRL – U BETTER GET PACKING
      THERE BE NO MORE ROOM FOR A JINGLESCHMIDT ANYMORE
      IT BE A NEW DAY IN OLD BROWARD

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      Mardi joins Blunt Bob as one of the very few incumbents not to get then sun-sentinal endorsement.

      Reap what you sow.

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        Not that anybody cares what the Scum Sentinel has to say. Nobody’s cared what that rag has to say for years.

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        Is it too late to start being nice to people? Gawd I can’t hold this smile much longer… I want to hit someone with this hammer.

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        A retirement party for the last of the county court goofballs is long overdue. More aptly called a celebration of his departure.

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      Mardi like so many other Broward Judges just suffers from Judicial Burnout. She’s been on the bench too long. But like so many others, she just can’t bring herself to call it quits. The job is too easy and the pay too good for someone like her.

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    Are the attorneys who are charging their cars in the garage paying the county, or do they just believe the taxpayers should pay for it?

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      Cohen has had her run at being a judge and made a mess of it. Broward Judges don’t have a bad enough reputation without her adding to it ? No doubt she will lose her bid to remain.
      It’s long overdue. We need to give others a chance to improve a Justice System that’s been highjacked here in Broward by a bunch of career suckers that keep getting elected by a bunch of condo commandos without a clue what they’re doing besides voting in a name they like.
      I normally don’t agree with who the Sun Sentinel endorses, but for once they called it right on this one. Anyone who has ever appeared in front of Mardi knows exactly what I’m talking about.
      Hope she bites the big one.

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      Why not the taxpayers paid for them to be installed. Less then 2% of the nation have electric cars and half of those have internal combustion engines which mean they can also run on gas. Figures the government would cater to this group.

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    Why has this blog become so antisemitic and over the top political? The sheer vitriol against Democrats is rather constant. Is this how most feel or do we have a few jerks that can’t keep their nasty comments to themselves?

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    The end of the Biden regime is in sight as November Midterms chart the course for a return to sanity…

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    ITS CHURCH VOTES VS. CONDO GERIATRICS NOW
    THE DYNAMICS HAVE CHANGED AND THE RACE IS ON
    JUDICIAL OFFICES ARE ALL ON THE TABLE AND THE OLD PARADIGM IS DEAD

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      Takes more than this to disrupt an entrenched incumbent. At least get someone qualified.

      The networks and campaign connections run deep.

      Change would be better later than with Earley.

      See what I did there?

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          Just utter bs. Just another Trumper who refuses to acknowledge the facts. There were over 213,000,000 registered voters in US as of 2020.

          I will wait for a reply.

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      Mardi has squeezed it for all its worth and done a fairly pathetic job as judge. These career judges need to hit the road and Broward has more than our share of low hanging fruit for would be challengers.

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    Watching Satz give an opening statement and Pryor sitting behind him in his shadow. Tells a story in of itself. Pryor needs to get out from under Satz and be his own. Isn’t that what he campaigned on.

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      There is no change in broward criminal justice system. Ask anyone. All of Satz people still in charge.

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      It’s always been about shitz–this pos is a meglomaniacal sociopathic psychopath who just wants one more glory flag from a slam dunk case. If he gets his way, he needs to be appointed the button-pusher. Let him actually do the killing he is trying to get the jury to authorize, if he is even alive by the time all the appeals get exhausted and many more public millions spent and wasted, like he has done for decades. And Pryor? You’re a worthless lying pos, too. If you weren’t black, you would not be there.

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    STILL MILKING IT FOR ALL ITS WORTH

    “THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN IS PAVED WITH PRAISE”

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      Is Mike having trouble walking ? Saw the court video on the Cruz case yesterday and he seems to be having some trouble.

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    Yes dreams of gas prices through the roof, grocery prices sky high if the shelves even have any, 401k in the shitter, stock market crashing. Interest rates at an almost all time high and the country is heading for a recession. You go Democrats, good job fucking up EVERYTHING!!!!

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    The boy is going to the electric chair considering he’s received practically no Defense to speak of. PD really messed up on this one by having inexperienced APDs juggle the ball. Should have gone to a veteran trial lawyer.

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    Isn’t it bad enough that Satz and his motley crew were kept on by Pryor for more than 500,00k a year instead of assigning the case to qualified prosecutors in the homicide unit? Now half the office is sitting in the court room and the other half are watching on zoom. Don’t these prosecutors have work to do? Discovery to send out? Cases to try or resolve? Calls and emails to return? Etc…….Come on Harold. Have some oversight here and put your lazy prosecutions to work. This is not spectator sport. Do your jobs state of Florida workers. Stop wasting tax payer money.

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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Isn’t that what our tax money is for? shatz to waste, grandstanding and torturing everyone to watch the pig prosecute, hoping to get a death penalty to spawn decades of expensive appeals while he forces all the families to sop up every gorey detail, draaaaaaaaaaaaaging through it.
      What a narcissistic sociopathic psychopath.

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    https://redbroward.com/2022/07/25/text-messages-supporting-judicial-candidate-chris-brown-coming-from-phone-used-by-broward-judge-mindy-brown/

    Text Messages Supporting Judicial Candidate Chris Brown Coming From Phone Used By Broward Judge Mindy Brown
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    The text message sent from Judge Mindy Brown’s campaign telephone number.

    The first result on Google when searching the telephone number.
    Anyone with a telephone knows the drill. You do not answer a call or text from an unknown number. The first thing you do is “Google” the number. On Sunday, some Broward voters received a text message touting the campaign of Chris Marion Brown. A simple Google search shows the texts came from a phone number associated with his wife, Broward Judge Mindy Brown.

    So what?

    Judicial candidates and judges must follow a strict set of rules and ethics set by the Supreme Court of Florida. Some of the biggest rules govern what a Judge can and cannot do when their spouse is running for office. Judges are forbidden from using their office to endorse or support the candidacy of their spouse.

    Here, anyone who searches the telephone number on Google will discover a clear tie between judicial candidate Brown and Judge Mindy Brown. It doesn’t require any advanced sleuthing skills.

    The very first result on Google is a link to Judge Mindy Brown’s 2018 campaign information. In 2018, the same number promoting Chris Brown was listed as her official campaign telephone number. The website includes a picture of Judge Mindy Brown.

    To the average Google user, this may appear that Judge Mindy Brown sent a text message endorsing the candidacy of Chris Brown.

    Chris Brown should know the judicial canons governing his race. Judge Mindy Brown should definitely know the canons she must follow.

    The graphic sent from Judge Mindy Brown’s campaign telephone number includes a picture of the Browns. The graphic makes reference to “Mindy Brown.” Chris Brown and Mindy Brown know he cannot make reference to “Judge” in the piece. So why did they send from a number that links to a picture of Judge Mindy Brown wearing her judicial robes?

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      It’s amazing how all of the judges do es this and yet they don’t think that we all know. I have text messages from judges about supporting other judges or to those who ran for judge because we are “friends”. Even better how they are giving advice to those running!

      I just keep them all stored in case I ever need to use it one day. It’s always the women too. No different in this case. Stupid!

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        It’s NOT amazing, because they all know that nothing will be done about it, even if someone actually does file a complaint with the JQC. it is a big a joke as the Fla. Bar–no real true honest oversight.

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        Been a while since a Broward Judge got their titty caught in the ringer… How did Brown think she could use her cell phone number for solicitations and not get caught?

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    So stupid ass Biden is willing to swap the Merchant of Death, that has threatened to kill tons of Americans for a giant, gay basketball player that knew damn well she packed an illegal substance in her luggage in RUSSIA? Let her rot there since she refused to honor our countries anthem and now wants our country to protect her freedom. Maybe she will time to think about her stupidity now.

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    I am trying to complete my absentee ballot for judges and even though I have been practicing for many years, I am unsure who to vote for. Can we have a debate on this site concerning the judicial races?

    Lauren Alperstein or Andrea Gundersen
    Alex Arreaza or Bill Haury
    Gary Farmer or Rhoda Sokoloff or Tania Williams
    Tamar Hamilton or Denise Kistner or Lorena Mastrattigo
    Michael Ahearn or Chris Brown or Suzette Hyde
    Mardi Levey Cohen or Kaysia Earley

    Thank you.

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      I am voting for Brown; it is going to be epic when he and his wife are removed or reprimanded at the same time.

      Two more judgeships for DeSantis.

      #Browardproud

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      No one- absolutely no one who is serious about filling out an election ballot for judicial elections would take advice from the malcontents, haters, serial posters* and generally insane people who post here regularly.

      *I’m talking about you “kick to the curb”, “a breed all their own”, “broward big top”, “bimbo alert” etc, etc, etc-get some new material.

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    VOTE OUT ALL INCUMBENT JUDGES
    BROWARD HAS NO GOOD JUDGES – ONLY HARDCORE LAZY JUNKIES THAT NEED TO FIND A NEW JOB
    BROWARD HAS SUFFERED FROM JUDICIAL INCOMPETENCE LONG ENOUGH

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    Hey guys! I know- it’s been like a really long time. But, I’m like totally thinking about running for judge in the next race. Do you think the dancers at vixens would vote for me? Daddy$$$ taught me to tip the girls extra good for extra attention.

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    I never thought I’d say this, but I should have voted for Bailey.
    Odom’s the WORST.

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        This judge Odom is a cartoon character. His speech is faster than a flying bullet. His court room is chaotic and unprofessional. He is a joke. No wonder Broward County court is a bad nightmare.

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    Hey Pryor why don’t you tell the Governor your position the on Supreme Court ruling overturning Rowe v Wade 🤣

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        This governor is an asshole. I hope everyone remembers come election time that he is trying to take away elected officials in order to punish women. Let’s have a list of everyone he has appointed- so we can all remember come election time.

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          When a person is elected/ appointed to public office and becomes an elected official he or she has to swear to uphold the Constitution. The governor is in his full legal right to remove any elected official that doesn’t follow the law and we all pray the Governor looks at Pryor’s decision to not follow the law especially when it involves his friends family and big contributors.

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            Broward is a blue county. We need to vote out every single appointment of his- and send a message that we don’t want any of this ultra religious, ultra conservative, anti-choice judges. Let’s send them all packing. If this governor wants to start removing elected officials, let’s start removing all his appointments-by voting them ALL OUT. There needs to be a handout with a list of all the DeSantis appointments-so people know who not to vote for. Let’s remind this religious nut job governor that the people still matter and their vote and voice matters.

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            The Florida constitution has a express right of privacy . Maybe the governor should remove himself for his failure to follow the constitution

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              Obviously you’re not a lawyer or you’re an absolute idiot there is no right to abortion if that’s what you’re talking about the right of privacy in our constitution. Broward may be a blue county but the rest of Florida is not!! Our governor is going to get elected as long as he wants to because Broward votes mean nothing it’s a state elected position. Honestly Broward should just remove itself from the state and all you idiots can live in your own dysfunctional county.

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                Just so I understand your brilliant legal argument; roe is decided in 1973 based on a right to privacy. Florida voters, seven years later, adopt a express right to privacy in our constitution but according to you privacy does not include abortion. That’s one of the most intellectually dishonest arguments ever presented but our state Supreme Court will probably go agree with you.

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                  Yes they will our Great Governor made sure of that!!! The right to privacy doesn’t equate to the right to an abortion because you were too stupid to use birth control and now the innocent baby has no right to live? I’ll take my interpretation of the right to privacy and life and liberty over your right to kill an innocent baby. Oh and save your BS argument about rape and incest look how many people really have an abortion over rape. Abortion is just used for birth control plain and simple. Just look up the abortion rate in the Tri county area. Wonder why the red counties have a lower rate of abortions? You have 15 weeks to get an abortion. How long do you need right before a woman gives birth? Now that’s sad!

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                    A woman’s right to choose should be when she decides to spread her legs and not use birth control, not to murder an innocent baby. A baby is very much human who protects their rights to live? I think every woman seeking an abortion should have to watch how a baby is ripped apart and killed during an abortion.

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                      How about the man? Pregnancy starts with sperm- regulate that! Or, how about child care, child support, and 50% time-sharing start at conception, too? Morning sickness and missing work? Let the dad pay your day’s wages. . .

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                      I guess all those things are yet another chance you take when you knowingly have unprotected sex. A guy can’t put his hot dog in a closed bun.

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                      I guess your way of thinking is probably why you never get laid. Don’t be such a woman hater-lol

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                    Glad to see you’ve given up on your ludicrous legal argument and gone strictly to a political one. I wonder what your arguments will be when, as justice Thomas stated in his concurring opinion, birth control is no longer a right.

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                      I don’t think birth control is a “right” I think it’s a person’s responsibility if you’re going to be sexually active. That’s exactly what’s wrong with this country these days, no one seems to want to take responsibility for their actions so dismemberment of a baby is a better option?

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                      Responding to “why does everyone think they have rights”
                      The Supreme Court wants to take away access to birth control. They want forced births. How can you be so stupid? There is no way you are a lawyer. Again- you don’t want abortions and you don’t want access to birth control- you probably aren’t getting laid and want everyone to suffer.

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                      Like a lawyer is anything more then being a prostitute, no moral compass and you sell your soul to the devil all so some one will hand you money. Also, you must not have any reading comprehension because my post clearly was showing I am an advocate of birth control. I guess you’re so busy worrying if a person is “getting laid” that you can’t think straight. You sound like such a creep maybe in your case I could believe abortion is a good choice.

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                      Your Supreme Court wants people to not be able to get birth control. I don’t know how you can be an “advocate” for that and still support this court. Sorry you couldn’t become a lawyer- but like to hang out on a blog for lawyers. It sounds like you are bitter at life. But there is no way you could ever get through law school with your lack of critical thinking skills. I also doubt you even have an undergraduate degree. Again- I wonder why you troll a lawyer’s blog?

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      methinks there’s more to this than, like Warren was the first to create a Convictions Recview Unit and free wrongfully convicted people that have defied and survived every appellate opportunity. Will he target Melissa Nelson’s SAO, next, for the same reasons. it is because of those, micky shatz had to create his own to create appearance he gives a shitz, because of all the skeletons in his closet over his tenure and employment that made him and his gang, rich, even though he understaffed and low-ball budgeted it.

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    Marcus wife Carolyn is know as mrs death. If the Pd’s office care to investigate she seeks death on everything even though she has never tried a homicide case in her life. The new state attorney pays her an exorbitant amount to ask parents of murder victims if they wrote an impact statement. She is a complete waste of government money. Have her take some homicide cases. Retire already useless dinosaur !
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      They have both been on the public dole their entire careers. Never knowing anything else, they suck until they can’t anymore.

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      They are retired, both of them, they continued to just milk the cash cow. It seems like they went through “drop”, they should do it for free.

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    Maybe if the defense was even marginally competent he’d have a chance to dodge the Death Penalty. But as it is, the guy’s toast. Never seen such complete idiots as lawyers from the PD’s Office who spend most of their time crying in their laps or rubbing the guy’s leg and neck or both and I’ve been representing criminal clients for 24 years. The next thing one of the bimbos will be doing is the dirty under the defense table with the chimp. That’s what happens when you assign a bimbo to do a man’s job.
    There are so many lawyers who could be doing a better job.

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      Apt description. I’m voting Jim Lewis again because he says burn the bastard. Vengeance? Hell Yeah! It’s in yours & mine DNA & ain’t goin’ nowhere soon.

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      Gotta say I’m very unimpressed with McNeil’s performance
      A first year law student could do better

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    “Critical Thinking Skills” is a requirement on any job posting I’ve ever seen (would you like fries with that?) If you’re truly a lawyer that was the weakest argument I’ve ever seen pal. I am a lawyer reading these posts and I can assure you being a lawyer only takes average intelligence. I hate to say it but you got your ass handed to you by the trolling blogger. You should be embarrassed that some one that’s not a big time lawyer, like you think you are, was able to roast your ass. Your “critical thinking skills” must be pretty weak. Also you must have a hell of a lot of free time since you responded to both the posts within minutes.

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    While you are so focused on the Judicial body and politics, you are missing on the profound changes inside Court Administration since last year. Pay attention.

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