MORALE BUSTER!

Broward ASA’s are up in arms this morning, after the discovery of the following four page email purportedly sent recently to all Miami-Dade ASA’s by Katy Fernandez Rundle.  The details seem to indicate a wide pay disparity for experienced prosecutors (“compression”) between the 17th and 11th Circuits, for an important job that is the epitome of public service.  And following so closely on the heels of Bob Norman’sDouble Dipping” bombshell, it’s anything but welcome news for the beleaguered and outgoing Satz regime …

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96 thoughts on “MORALE BUSTER!”

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    They’re not anyway because if they do Mike and his crew will be there day one of her first term with their palms out.

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    All Broward ASAs deserve a HUGE raise…NOW! No delays or debates. Thank you very much for your public service and dedication!

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    Why else do you think they keep these old dogs around until retirement time ? Its by paying all the overworked underdogs zip and then crying there’s no more dough in the budget for a raise in salaries. It insures the loyalty of the old dogs while figuring out how they can be allowed to come back after retirement and milk the old cow again while singing the same song. Satz is gonna keep his finger in the pie along with the other diehards.
    Its even worse in the Public Defender’s Office.
    Give them their Timex watches and send them down the river. They’ve milked the old cow to death.

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    William Beamer esq for Broward County State Attorney 2020. The most qualified for the job hands down.

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    Sorry Sarahnell. It couldn’t have come at a worse time for your campaign. Maybe you should run for Clerk. The pay is better and you can run around the courthouse like a lost chicken.

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    I like how Rundle signs Kathy. Mr. Satz requests. Lol. I’m calling SS Solutions. I need another paycheck.

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    Cut them a break, will ya? They need all the extra money that Rundle is splashing around for the Parkland case. All the extra coffee needed to keep all the double paid old geezers awake past the early bird hour alone is in the $100,000 range. Plus they’re going to have to hire more media spokespeople and twitter girls because of all the bad publicity. Back off people. They’re doing it to keep everyone safe.

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    1 year probation, withheld adj. , anger management, pay all costs. (She can afford it).
    No harmful contact.

    Seems fair for a first offense.

    While the JQC and FSC can have at her.

    Victim should consider civil suit against not only the judge but also the county for the harmful workplace they are forced to endure.

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      YOU SHOULD BE BAKER ACTED:
      UP ALL NIGHT ?
      South Florida Corruption
      AUGUST 1, 2019 AT 4:39 AM

      Baker Act
      The Baker Act is a Florida law that enables families and loved ones to provide emergency mental health services and temporary detention for people who are impaired because of their mental illness, and who are unable to determine their needs for treatment. The Act was named after Maxine Baker, former Miami State representative who sponsored the Act in 1972. People who require the use of the Baker Act have often lost the power of self-control, and they are likely to inflict harm to themselves or others. It is important that the Baker Act only be used in situations where the person has a mental illness and meets all the remaining criteria for voluntary or involuntary admission. It does not substitute for any other law that may permit the provision of medical or substance abuse care to persons who lack the capacity to request such care

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        Who gives a shit? I carry a badge and a gun. I can label anybody I choose and tag them for the rest of their lives.

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        Seems to be a ridiculously light sentence. No community service? She choked the guy in a back alley. Wearing a judge’s robe. You’d think that abuse of power and violence would get more than Anger Management. And misdemeanor probation. Then again she ruined her career. Shows you the real side of certain female judges.

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        IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?
        You sound dangerous.
        By your criteria 1/3 of law enforcement, fire fighters, waitresses at Denny’s, and hospital medical staffs should all be baker acted for being awake at that time.

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          1/3 of law enforcement, fire fighters are usually sleeping with the Denny’s waitress or the medical staff at 4:30 am.

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    2020 – I can’t lose!

    This time I will win. Next August, you will all be calling me the HONORABLE JUDGE RICHARD BRIAN KAPLAN! I can’t wait.

    But, even if my name game judicial campaign fails again, I’ll still be cashing in.

    State Attorney Kimok will appoint me Chief Assistant – cha ching – triple salary!
    or
    Judge Donoho will leave the OCCRC and who else would they pick to replace our boss than the Civil Litigation DIRECTOR – again cha ching- triple salary!

    I really can’t lose!

    VOTE RICHARD BRIAN KAPLAN ensuring liberty and power grabs for all.

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    This is in response to all the negative Morale Buster comments. I have known Mike Satz, Jeff Marcus, Monica Hofheinz, Carolyn McCann, and distinguished other ASA’s in the 17th Judicial Circuit for quite some time. I can personally attest to their integrity and professionalism. Each has made significant contributions not only to the State Attorney’s Office but to the community as well. The 17th is one of the most innovative and creative Judicial Circuits in the State of Florida. The fiscal responsibility in this office is one of, if not the best of all 20 Judicial Circuits (thank you Monica Hofheinz). Moreover, Mr. Satz and his team want nothing less than fair salary equity for all ASA’s and support staff. This will be achieved because they are formative problem solvers. For the disgruntled malcontents there is a simple solution. Leave the office and seek employment with the wicked witch of the 11th Circuit.

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      Malcontents isn’t that the word Satz/Sarahnell and their double dipping cronies use when someone dares to complain? If things keep being exposed as they’ve been, looks like to me that the only ones who need to be worried about moving will be them.

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      Formative problem solvers must mean who cares the Blacks get the worst of it so long as there are lots of prison admissions to brag about. Plus the parentless children of the incarcerated keep the treadmill of poverty and prison going. Problem solved all right.

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    Or better yet get your JNC application ready for Vegina’s seat. Mike is always proud of all his ASA’s that make Judge and is very helpful assisting ASA’s go for the brass ring assuming their parents are politically connected.

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    Al Schreiber was a good lawyer, and a great adminitrator and leader. He knew how to take care of people. Who remembers $100 bills taped to the bottom of chairs during staff meetings, or the free cruises he’d hand out, or the daiquiri machine in the PD’s office? How about those in-office AA meetings? Howard is a great lawyer but a shitty administrator and poor team leader. So many good lawyers left during his tenure. Howard failed to understand people, and understand that not everyone is like him. Nobody was more surprised than me when he turned into a slave driver. People don’t want to work 12 hour days, then spend their nights and weekends visiting clients in jail. Not for 35k a year. Or 40k. Or 45k. The general and his commanders are barking out orders from the ivory tower while the troops down in the trenches have bullets whizzing over their heads. Satz is no bargain either. It’s the same crap over at SAO. A few old top dogs at the top milking it dry while underlings are expected to survive on salaries 10k a year lower than what their counterparts in Dade and Palm Beach county are making. This double dipping shit should be outlawed.
    Have a nice weekend.

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    Judges to the rescue this is David B’s Answer to the JQC today.

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      LOL ! OLE DAVE’S ANSWER TO THE VIDEO EVIDENCE?
      HARDLY ANY FEASIBLE MITIGATION UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES
      SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THE LAYING ON OF THE HANDS DEFENSE CONSIDERING THESE ARE BROWARD JUDGES HE WANTS TO CALL
      WE ALL DESERVE A CHANCE AT REDEMPTION

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          Sounds like Dave’s inspiration is running dry.
          Tried the same approach with Gardiner and it didn’t work either.
          At this point the JQC is probably pretty sick and tired of hearing from any judge in Broward County.
          This one looks like a slam dunk.
          Hawkins should be packing her bags about now.
          I’ve never heard of such behavior on behalf of any judge anywhere. She was just a blip on the screen better forgotten.

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        he pulled the same BS in defending his lying ho wife. news flash–he can be called as an expert witness against her if anybody would actually charge her with her criminal felonies. but like Kathy Willets black book—charges would probably disappear.

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          David is old but will never support Sarahnell given what Tony did to his daughter. Also, Tony, when your employee tells you she has a brain tumor maybe it’s not a good time to audit her files and report her.

          Cannady and Pryor need to throw their support behind a Gina Faulk candidacy for unit head position. Gina didn’t like that, Tony. Neither did the rest of us.

          Let’s discuss the SA candidate FIRE KATYA PISMAN platform—that’s where the money is. I’ll maxx out right now. Once we started a rumor she was going to be a felony supervisor as a joke and multiple felony ASAs were in tears.

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            What did Tony do to Dave’s daughter ?
            Tony the Toad who came crawling back from an empty private practice with Dennis Bailey to beg for their jobs back at the SA? This Toady ? They both flopped fast and had to crawl back and live on Gov. Slop.

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              There’s a list of lawyers who left because of him. If the SAO keeps personnel files appropriately (which may be a big if), there should be entries regarding meetings held about his behavior and his treatment of subordinates. Verbal abuse, bullying, calling people pussies to their faces when they didn’t want to go forward on an insufficient case, etc.

              Attorneys who were leaving for the same job/pay at other agencies were asked by the current chief assistant if they were quitting because of the way they’d been treated by him. You’d think that would be worth a memo and a couple of serious questions for anyone who might leave him employed there, much less make him chief assistant… Sarahnell. To call him a liability for future administrations is kind.

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                They sure didn’t want anything to do with the Penguin in Homicide when he came crawling back. Then again, not many do. He’s a punk with little talent and a higher opinion of himself than anybody else has.
                “I’ll take seconds, Sarahnell” is the catch phrase associated with the Penguin. That and a lot of flapping of flippers.

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                  When Sarahnell wouldn’t commit to firing Tony much less not making him #2, that’s when she lost the election.

                  No one besides Katya pisman is more universally reviled (really it’s a fight to the finish). If you’re worried about retaining talent, get rid of people who’ve run off decades of experience between them. Yes, both are miserable people who belong in lengthy, daily therapy sessions and should be pitied for their total lack of humor, joy, real first engagement rings, and happiness, but taxpayers shouldn’t fund a hostile workplace. Support staff avoids like the plague.

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              To be fair to How Low can you go Loe: Boogenpoops daughter is no brain surgeon… Ever seen that freak show in court? LOL

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                The point is how many competent attorneys have left because of him. Ones who knew how to open evidence bags in court.

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      Its the worse thing Dave could do. After they hear the Judicial Jokers in Broward line up to speak about how wonderful Hawkins is as a human being and judge in Broward, the JQC will be ripe for ripping her a new one when the pictures of Dr, Jeckel Mr, Hyde are produced ! Lol.
      Dave is still playing an old game that’s been out of print for years, sort of like him, with the number of Broward Judges that have been removed from office.
      Its time to wake up and smell the coffee Dave. These aren’t the old days when everything was swept under the rug when it came to Broward Judges. Its a new dawn with the burning light of day taking sway over backroom deals. Broward Judges have the worst track record in the state and you’re not the power broker you once were.
      Go back home to momma and your black beans and rice.

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        “burning light of day taking sway over backroom deals”

        That’s PRICELESS….. > 360… > Dark 2 Light…
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compton_scattering
        C.E.R.N. has got nothing as compared to a judges chambers.
        Restoring Rights, one thought at a time….

        This is a “GREAT” blog… A perfect fit for space/time.

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    I started at the PD office in 2005 at $40,000. New ASAs were only making $41,500? I assume there is parity between the two offices. That is INSANE that nothing has changed in 14 years.

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      Who cares. When the voters find out Pryor was trained by Sarahnell Murphy, they will want the teacher not the student. It is clear that Pryor’s message is based on dividing the community by race. Sarahnell wants to unite the all of Broward, not divide it. Pryor is only 31 years old, what has he accomplished? He was not seen as anything great when he was at SAO. Many say he was lazy. Looks like we have a chocolate bunny to go with the Gummie Bear Rydell, Crazy Kimok and Shrill Teresa.

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        I see Cannady filed. Like Pryor, another one who was trained by Sarahnell Murphy. How ignorant are these guys? How ignorant do they think the voters are? They appear as dumb as Kamala and Booker thinking they could beat President Trump.

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        I WANT TO BE YOUR NEXT STATE ATTORNEY
        SOME CALL ME BARBIE OR CALL ME A BIMBO

        IM NO MORGAN FAIRCHILD BUT I FIT THE PROFILE

        VOTE FOR ME SO THE SCHMOOZE CAN CONTINUE

        I’LL BE LOOKING FOR YOU OUT THERE IN CAMPAIGN-LAND AND HOPE TO WIN YOU OVER TO THE SIDE OF LIGHT AND REASON BY MY PERSONAL CHARM AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE BIG HYPE

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        This is clearly a fake Sarahnell supporter trying to make her look like a racist. Nice try Ahearn/Josh. This is the bottom level of deceit. This blog is useless. Checking out….

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      Interesting to see a still shot of Satz and Harold in the video. Because of this, it i hard to believe he is a vehicle for a change from the Satz way of thinking.

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    Do not fear loyal supporters, I’m going to run for Judge. I’m just trying to decide which race will best for a name game candidate.

    KAPLAN vs. Bailey?
    KAPLAN vs. Ledee?
    KAPLAN vs. Francois?
    KAPLAN vs. Gunderson?
    KAPLAN vs. Hawkins replacement?
    KAPLAN vs. Kaplan?
    KAPLAN vs. Davis?

    So many good choices, I can’t wait to win and to have all the POWER and PAY.

    DONOHO will assign our targets soon. My pals HEISE and PETERSON are waiting to find out who Melissa picks to take out.

    VOTE RICHARD BRIAN KAPLAN for JUDGE
    VOTE JOE KIMOK! for STATE ATTORNEY
    VOTE MELISSA MINSK DONOHO for JUDGE
    VOTE BRADFORD PETERSON for JUDGE
    VOTE MIKE HEISE for JUDGE

    2020 – the year OCCRC wins it all!

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      Hey Kaplan – if you are a true Kimok supporter, how come you are the only one in your office who hasn’t given him a contribution?

      Is it because none of them supported you last time? Is it because they all think you are an idiot? “Thanks anyway Richard, but you would be doing me more help if you supported my opponent”

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      Anyone would be better than the crap we’ve got now. We have a stale and ineffective SA, a total loser running as Howie’s pet for PD, and Broward judges – well, take your pick of the crap we’ve got sitting on the bench.
      You could flush down the toilet all the incumbent judges in Broward and all they would do is clog up the pipes.
      So none of the above losers could possibly do any worse.
      So bring on the drain cleaner and make them have to work for it. They sure don’t put in a full workweek for what they’re getting paid.

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    I would be grumpy too if my fundraiser only had 2 people show up and donate.

    How funny would it be if Ruby out raises Weekes this month?

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      Broward Judge E. Kollra set for Public Reprimand August 28th.
      Yet another Broward Judicial Buffoon set to get read the riot act. They ought to just start throwing these trough bangers off the bench by taking off the gloves.
      If they can’t do the easiest job in the courthouse, put them back to earning a living 9 to 5.

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        I would have won if Kollra hadn’t cheated in his campaign.

        But I’ll be back. Holness promised to make me part of his 20 in 2020. I slide him 20k, he puts me on all the palm cards. That’s how you play politics in this town.

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    Trump’s guilty of preventing child trafficking.
    He needs to be impeached.
    Legal Aid has many judges in their pockets.
    Ric Bradshaw, and Our PBSO Epstein Continuity Unit (ECU), will arrest parents and whistle blowers who complain.
    Our PIU unit will ignore the intrinsic and habitual frauds committed by by county employees and officers of the courts.

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    Perhaps Scout Master, Legal Aid , Boys Club board member and “family court judge Howie Coates has some troubles.

    Beware of grown men who spend a lot of free time with minors.

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    KEEP YOUR EYES WIDE OPEN
    BROWARD CLOWNS IN BLACK TEND TO SNEAK UP ON YOU
    WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT

    BROWARD JUDGES
    A BREED ALL THEIR OWN

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    Years of walking though the creepy courts, makes
    Scully Bones the perfect narrator for an Epstein Island walk through.

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