*Assuming Hawkins files, or is allowed to file if still under suspension …
121 thoughts on “PADOWITZ V. HAWKINS*”
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This is a great move. This seat needs to be filled and Kristin made a great showing last time. Best of luck to her.
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Thank God. It won’t be a Destry walk on.
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Excellent move. Go Kristen
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A response?
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Hey, don’t break your arm patting yourself on the back now.
You may want to choke someone else down the road.
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This sounds like the rantings of a women who chokes people out. Some judicial temperament.
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LET ME WIPE THE TEARS FROM YOUR FACE
NOT EVERYBODY CAN BE ME
BROWARD JUDGES ARE A BREED ALL THEIR OWN
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What if that asshole deserved to be choked?
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Then don’t do it half way like a Broward Judge does everything.
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ITS ALL IN THE RECIPE VAGINA –
AND THE COOKING TIME
YOU JUST PEAKED EARLY VAGINA
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Enough of the tribulations. When’s she go on trial ?
My bet is the JQC ain’t gonna do anything for her either, girl. So keep dragging your cross around in hopes of it dropping thru the cracks. The only crackpot in this act is and continues to be you !
And I ain’t lying on you either.
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I’VE DONE FAVORS FOR PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING FOR ME ! BUT NOT FOR THAT GOVERNOR THAT GAVE ME A GIANT ASS PAY RAISE ! CAN I HEAR AN AMEN ?
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I KNOW JUST HOW YOU FEEL GINA
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What’s Gina’s beef, if she cares about her people she should thank Kristin for stopping Mutt Fucking Destroy from sneaking in. Gina get a clue, your goose is cooked.
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She would’ve worked for Satzy if there were any concerns like that.
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Why do certain people say “lied on me”? It is not proper English. It is stupid and sounds stupid. I think the people that use this type of language are just trying to get others who speak the same way to support them. Nobody lying on this one. They got a fucking video camera
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As I recall, the only one who lied was Vagina when she said originally that she never touched the guy ! Its not like Broward judges haven’t been caught lying before; Gardiner comes first to mind, but there have been many others. This Gina chick’s only regret is that she got caught, and its captured on a security camera.
So her crap about people she’s done so much for lying on her is about as credible as the rest of her sad sack story of being a SA gopher raised to the bench simply because she’s a minority, a bench I might add that’s chock full of professional failures who looked for a job where they could preach personal responsibility and practice hypocrisy to an extent that only Broward can boast of !
This chick needs to be dumped at the nearest landfill of an ever increasing number of fraudulent and incompetent Broward judges that think they are somehow above reproach for their actions both on and off the bench.
What happened to honor and integrity? It doesn’t exist in Broward. Only government suckers looking for a raise in pay and benefits and the protection racket that exists from the Chief Judge on down thru the ranks of lazy, incompetent buzzards circling the public pocketbook.
Dump her as a warning to the rest of the birds in black.
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Wow!
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Don’t play the remorseful and accepts responsibility card Big Dave.
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EVEN A MORON CAN BECOME A BROWARD JUDGE WITH THE RIGHT CONNECTIONS AND THE COUNTENANCE OF SISTER MARIA TERESA
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STARTING TO FEEL LIKE IM FIGHTING ANOTHER LOSING BATTLE – IVE HAD A STRING OF THEM
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ANOTHER JNC BUNGLE
RUN AGAINST ALL BROWARD JUDGES
NO CAMPAIGNING IN THE TIME OF CHOLERA
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More to file:
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third time charmed
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Did she think some no practice lawyer wouldn’t be looking to pull her the rest of the way down for a chance to sit amongst the other former no practice lawyers on the bench?
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ONE OF US HAS TO GET BACK ON THE DOLE
BAGLE SALES HAVE HIT AN ALLTIME LOW
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WANT A NEW WATCH KENNY
DONT FORGET YOUR FRIENDS
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Kenny Padowitz takes huge retainers and then withdraws himself.
Padowitz is liar and a con man who should see his campaign manager Rozenfeld soon.
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If people don’t get back to work soon everyone is going to look like a big fat Broward Judge.
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GRUB HUB IS ONE OF THE PERKS OF BEING A BIG FAT BROWARD JUDGE
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Wow, what a Hog. A blonde Hog. Must be a protected species. Definitely a Sow.
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She’s not fat she’s big boned. The only bear in her is bear hugs. 😂
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Let’s not forget MARIA SCHNEIDER. An atrocious psychopath who has ruthlessly fought to keep everyone in the jail. Ironically her husband Oscar, is about the same age of the deceased inmate, and like the deceased inmate he too is wheelchair bound, so you would think she would have some compassion but she doesn’t.
Regarding the deceased inmate the PDO says she told Kollra not to have this hearing and Kollra followed suit.
Maria: Go home. Look yourself in the mirror right in the eyes. And know that you have blood on your hands. Broward should have cut the number of inmates in half 3 weeks ago. Instead you did everything you could to keep people locked up.
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The inmates should REMAIN where they are currently, in JAIL. A pandemic does NOT call for the release of anyone. So give them mask 😷 and keep their asses six feet apart. And if they have underlying conditions, they should have thought about that BEFORE they committed the alleged crime.
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Fucking Stupid Asshole Talk = Root Of Jim Crow Mass Incarceration Reality
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How is this Jim Crow? PLEASE EXPLAIN!!! So they committed a crime and should go free because of a pandemic. PLEASE. Give them MASK 😷 and keep them 6 feet apart. The SAME restrictions all FREE people are currently abiding by. Now let’s get back to this Jim Crow? I’m waiting for you to explain to me along with any other person that understands what Jim Crow is for an explanation on HOW this is Jim Crow.
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You must be an assistant SA.
Innocent till PROVEN GUILTY!
You know what bond is for, and it’s not to be used to penalize someone.
Someone should get sick and maybe die over some municipal ordinance because the city prosecutor doesn’t show?
And some have said we are idiots.
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Nope 👎! Not a SAO!!! Simply a concerned citizen. Oh and here’s the kicker I’m also African-American. So please find another angle to use.
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I always thought Maria had some kind of mental problem …
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Oh come on. She has been doing a thankless job. Her boss is shite, her supervisors are shite (so afraid of their own shadows). Forget about the Asa’s. They won’t take a stand even with King Shite a couple months from retirement. Did the PD argue his age? His MH? Did they have a place for him to go?
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So the choices are nut number one or nut number two?
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Nah. This race will be a free for all shortly.
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To my many friends and fans, I need to decide who will be my target this time. There are so many good choices:
– “NIH” Green
-Bober the boob
-“Tight End” Levenson
-“Hardly here” Henning
-“Mardi’s bitch” Cohen
-“Name confusion” Kaplan (Kappy v. Kappy)!!
-Tooty
-“my daddy’s rich” Scherer
-“angry” Pole
-“clueless”Francois
Please reply with the judge you would most like me to run against.
Vote RICHARD BRIAN KAPLAN for judge 2020. The hungry dog. Ensuring liberty and corona virus name game politics for all.
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i vote clueless
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Laugh all you want but Richard is a sure winner this time.
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Please no. Richard is an obnoxious idiot. He’s loud and pompous and never knows when to shut his mouth, which belches nonstop nonsense. I don’t want to think about what kind of black robe fever this guy would have if given power.
All joking aside, anyone would be better than Richard Kaplin.
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This comment sounds a scared judicial officer. Kaplan will win easily. He will be the best. He will bring the same passion he does daily in court now to the Bench. He is needed.
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I’LL CHEW’EM UP AND SPIT’EM OUT
NOBODY BEATS KAPPY A SECOND TIME
Definitely one of the weirdest articles I’ve ever read about yet another Broward Judge actually involved in taking this child into his own home when he had been the judge on his case ? The allegations leveled against Judge Bowman are horrific and yet nothing ever came of it ? Extremely disturbing…
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He really gets “involved” with those that he works with…
A judge on his own case, takes away parental rights, and takes the kid into his house. Weird and disturbing, downright scary.
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while kaplin vs. kaplin sounds fun (maximum confusion), I’d have to vote kaplin vs. scherer. someone needs to take her nasty attitude off the bench.
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CLUELESS IS NO ANOMALY AMONG BROWARD JUDGES
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I bet the pictures of the Judges on his wall make it easy to count votes.
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They have printouts for that. Whiney taught him.
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I’d be angry too if I was lawyer of Chris’s caliber stuck on the County Bench. Such is politics.
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He’s not even that good at golf and wasn’t even that good when he was on the bench playing golf.
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THIS SOCIAL DISTANCING IS WREAKING HAVOC WITH PALM OILING EFFORTS OF BROWARD JUDGES
IT USED TO BE SO MUCH SIMPLER
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When times get tough its easier to just hide under the bed …
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that’s the one that needs a run!
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Any bets on how long before the bailiffs are replaced with detention deputies.
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Kaplan is running against Judge Kaplan ? Are you serious.
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Before the Feds took over I could have traded a couple of these for anything in Florida now I can’t even get a lousy Corona furlough for 10 Pateks
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I’m voting for Vagina. I love Vagina.
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Klit shoulda run against Pole or Vegina.
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LORDY – WHY HATH THOU FORSAKEN ME
I HAD WARNED HIM ABOUT FRYING FISH IN AN ENCLOSED SPACE
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“WHICH OF THE FAVORS OF YOUR LORD WILL YEA DENY”
SOON TO TAKE PLACE:
JUDGE HAWKINS SLUCED DOWN THE HOLE
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Frap
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Once upon a time a long time ago in the faraway land of Social Distancing the air was clean and nobody had to go to jail
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YOU CAN FREEZE TACOS AND HAVE THEM ON HAND FOR UP TO 190 DAYS
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The bailiffs are considered to be essential employees and will be eligible for the $25,000 government bonus. How sweet it is.
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Tomorrow is Good Friday.
Let us be thankful that only those foolish enough to agree to work for a woman like Clerk Forman have to go to work in these trying times.
Wasn’t this ho the one who tried to send a 13 year old to prison for life. Lionel Tate was a baby. She will be horrible. Vegina only touches that man on the neck. God bless and protect her from people like this woman.
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SEEN BETTER LOOKING MUG SHOTS
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YOU MUST NOT HAVE SEEN THIS ONE
OUR ILLUSTRIOUS CLERK OF COURTS RUNNING FOR RE-ELECTION IN NOVEMBER
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When you think that people can’t get anymore stupid and you find out there is absolutely no limit to stupidity around here.
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STAY HOME – STAY SAFE – FOLLOW SOCIAL DISTANCING RULES – USE YOUR COMMON SENSE – WASH YOUR HANDS – DON’T TOUCH YOUR FACE – STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE THAT ARE SICK – AND FOR HEAVEN SAKE DON’T PICK YOUR NOSE
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Kristin is a nice girl but not very bright. Not that you have to be bright to be a judge because a monkey could do it, but I think we could do better than a person who is married to a guy that worked for the biggest scammer in Fla. history by the name of Scotty Rothstein. It doesn’t show the best judgement.
Almost anybody would be better than Gina, as she has shown herself to be wholly unfit, but why is it that almost anybody that runs for judge here is inevitably fatally flawed or just looking for a pay raise??? And they call it public service and then cry about how much more mula they’d be making in private practice. Some quality we’ve got in Broward, right ?
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If she’s not bright she’ll fit right in with the high caliber so called leadership in Broward Clownty.
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No problem with the supply chain yet
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ONLY A FEW OF BROWARD’S JQC JUDGES
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I MAY BE A COUNTY CLOWN BUT IM A SURVIVOR
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WITH ALL THE ENCHILADAS I THINK I NEED A DIAPER CHANGE
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There’s a few chicks I know that should try this. They work in the Clerk’s Office.
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If I hear any of them that live in my neighborhood came within a football field of someone with the virus I’ll no bond them
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Just another sap broward judge that sucked at the public tit for every shekel he could get and fucked up everything he touched. Now he needs assistance to get on and off the toilet after too many years of stool softeners. Garbage in – garbage out.
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Now you will close your eyes, tilt your head back slightly and touch your nose with your index finger like this…..
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ZANY PUFTA OR SLEEP WALKER
A/K/A BROWARD JUDGE ROSENTHAL THE RAKE
TO FORGET IS TO HAVE HISTORY REPEAT ITSELF
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In the absents of facial masks, ingenuity takes aim …
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HEY, SCHWARTZY, YOUR WIFE STILL WORKING FOR BSO ?
OF COURSE A SUIT IS FORTHCOMING
YOU GOT TO SQUEEZE WHILE THE SQUEEZING IS GOOD
MILK IT BOY
YOU GOT NOTHING MUCH ELSE TO DO
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Dorrt
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What does Moreno have to do with Bell?
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Experienced ass-polishers go the front of the line, Gordo.
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GORDON IS RUNNING OUT OF SUPPORT AND MONEY
LITL HOWIE NOWHERE TO BE SEEN
SO MUCH FOR LEADERSHIP
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He has lost any support we had for him after this.
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To Clarify:
Whenever someone in a position of power in law enforcement uses that power to stifle free speech, we feel that individual is VERY DANGEROUS.
Also they are breaking the law they were sworn to uphold.
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Paper products running low, but the circus 🎪 is almost worth it.
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IM STILL THE GO-TO SPONGE FOR DRUNK BROWARD JUDGES
THAT SHOULD COUNT FOR SOMETHING
AS LONGS AS MY WIFE’S SPRAY TAN HOLDS OUT
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The arrow is certainly pointing to the right greaseball
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“I really want to debate Tom Lynch but I can’t because of social distancing… yeah, that is good, right, social distancing is the reason!”
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Maam, the Covid-19 shutdowns ended 6 years ago. I will not be resetting this case for a Motion to Compel Discovery. Continuance denied.
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(*)(*)
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Poor Destry. He never quite got it until he got the boot to the curb. And he still hasn’t learned anything. Getting appointed and having to run to keep the job are entirely two different things when you have a judicial circuit that’s determined by playing the name game to catch the proverbial brass ring.
Riding free range until retirement is going to become less and less the case as time goes on for career Broward Judges.
And with the friends he made while sitting on the bench, both among the attorneys that had the unfortunate experience of having to appear before him, as well as his not so chummy former fellow judges, its proven to be just as elusive as keeping the position for him.
Wonder what he will feel like when he gets popped for a second time.
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GORDO’S BOY FOUND PASSED OUT IN SQUALID SEX ROOM WITH METH, BONER BOOSTERS AND MALE SEX WORKER
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TIE THE KNOT WITH NAUGHTY NIKE
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Jesus if he only ran for Governor without wearing a shirt every woman would have voted for him.
His body is gorgeous
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Doesn’t appear like he’s into women. The male sex worker was found unconscious.
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SHOW ME WHO YOU WALK WITH AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO YOU ARE
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Gillum obviously works out. Next time when you campaign no shirt please.
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Sheriff Tony has deemed ALL of the bailiffs as essential employees. As of March 1st we will be getting an extra 5% for hazardous pay until the Coronavirus is over. We will also get the $25,000 government bonus for essential employees that includes the bailiffs. In the meantime we’ll enjoy our three months paid vacation while the courthouse is closed.
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Hi kids. Pandemic Panda here with a reminder to make sure to stay far away when Mommy and Daddy lock their door and watch that scary movie that sounds like angry hippos charging each other. If you see it for just one second it will scare you for the rest of your life!
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Just not funny or clever.
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If you can skip Home Depo, do it unless you’ve got your PPE.
Its stranger than fiction.
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NO MORE SHAKE YOUR BOOTY FOR GORDON WEEKES
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Reminds me of the kind of representation you get if you’re unfortunate enough to need a Public Pretender …
This is a great move. This seat needs to be filled and Kristin made a great showing last time. Best of luck to her.
Thank God. It won’t be a Destry walk on.
Excellent move. Go Kristen
A response?
Hey, don’t break your arm patting yourself on the back now.
You may want to choke someone else down the road.
This sounds like the rantings of a women who chokes people out. Some judicial temperament.
LET ME WIPE THE TEARS FROM YOUR FACE
NOT EVERYBODY CAN BE ME
BROWARD JUDGES ARE A BREED ALL THEIR OWN
What if that asshole deserved to be choked?
Then don’t do it half way like a Broward Judge does everything.
ITS ALL IN THE RECIPE VAGINA –
AND THE COOKING TIME
YOU JUST PEAKED EARLY VAGINA
Enough of the tribulations. When’s she go on trial ?
My bet is the JQC ain’t gonna do anything for her either, girl. So keep dragging your cross around in hopes of it dropping thru the cracks. The only crackpot in this act is and continues to be you !
And I ain’t lying on you either.
I’VE DONE FAVORS FOR PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING FOR ME ! BUT NOT FOR THAT GOVERNOR THAT GAVE ME A GIANT ASS PAY RAISE ! CAN I HEAR AN AMEN ?
I KNOW JUST HOW YOU FEEL GINA
What’s Gina’s beef, if she cares about her people she should thank Kristin for stopping Mutt Fucking Destroy from sneaking in. Gina get a clue, your goose is cooked.
She would’ve worked for Satzy if there were any concerns like that.
Why do certain people say “lied on me”? It is not proper English. It is stupid and sounds stupid. I think the people that use this type of language are just trying to get others who speak the same way to support them. Nobody lying on this one. They got a fucking video camera
As I recall, the only one who lied was Vagina when she said originally that she never touched the guy ! Its not like Broward judges haven’t been caught lying before; Gardiner comes first to mind, but there have been many others. This Gina chick’s only regret is that she got caught, and its captured on a security camera.
So her crap about people she’s done so much for lying on her is about as credible as the rest of her sad sack story of being a SA gopher raised to the bench simply because she’s a minority, a bench I might add that’s chock full of professional failures who looked for a job where they could preach personal responsibility and practice hypocrisy to an extent that only Broward can boast of !
This chick needs to be dumped at the nearest landfill of an ever increasing number of fraudulent and incompetent Broward judges that think they are somehow above reproach for their actions both on and off the bench.
What happened to honor and integrity? It doesn’t exist in Broward. Only government suckers looking for a raise in pay and benefits and the protection racket that exists from the Chief Judge on down thru the ranks of lazy, incompetent buzzards circling the public pocketbook.
Dump her as a warning to the rest of the birds in black.
Wow!
Don’t play the remorseful and accepts responsibility card Big Dave.
EVEN A MORON CAN BECOME A BROWARD JUDGE WITH THE RIGHT CONNECTIONS AND THE COUNTENANCE OF SISTER MARIA TERESA
STARTING TO FEEL LIKE IM FIGHTING ANOTHER LOSING BATTLE – IVE HAD A STRING OF THEM
ANOTHER JNC BUNGLE
RUN AGAINST ALL BROWARD JUDGES
NO CAMPAIGNING IN THE TIME OF CHOLERA
More to file:
third time charmed
Did she think some no practice lawyer wouldn’t be looking to pull her the rest of the way down for a chance to sit amongst the other former no practice lawyers on the bench?
ONE OF US HAS TO GET BACK ON THE DOLE
BAGLE SALES HAVE HIT AN ALLTIME LOW
WANT A NEW WATCH KENNY
DONT FORGET YOUR FRIENDS
Kenny Padowitz takes huge retainers and then withdraws himself.
Padowitz is liar and a con man who should see his campaign manager Rozenfeld soon.
If people don’t get back to work soon everyone is going to look like a big fat Broward Judge.
GRUB HUB IS ONE OF THE PERKS OF BEING A BIG FAT BROWARD JUDGE
Wow, what a Hog. A blonde Hog. Must be a protected species. Definitely a Sow.
She’s not fat she’s big boned. The only bear in her is bear hugs. 😂
Let’s not forget MARIA SCHNEIDER. An atrocious psychopath who has ruthlessly fought to keep everyone in the jail. Ironically her husband Oscar, is about the same age of the deceased inmate, and like the deceased inmate he too is wheelchair bound, so you would think she would have some compassion but she doesn’t.
Regarding the deceased inmate the PDO says she told Kollra not to have this hearing and Kollra followed suit.
Maria: Go home. Look yourself in the mirror right in the eyes. And know that you have blood on your hands. Broward should have cut the number of inmates in half 3 weeks ago. Instead you did everything you could to keep people locked up.
The inmates should REMAIN where they are currently, in JAIL. A pandemic does NOT call for the release of anyone. So give them mask 😷 and keep their asses six feet apart. And if they have underlying conditions, they should have thought about that BEFORE they committed the alleged crime.
Fucking Stupid Asshole Talk = Root Of Jim Crow Mass Incarceration Reality
How is this Jim Crow? PLEASE EXPLAIN!!! So they committed a crime and should go free because of a pandemic. PLEASE. Give them MASK 😷 and keep them 6 feet apart. The SAME restrictions all FREE people are currently abiding by. Now let’s get back to this Jim Crow? I’m waiting for you to explain to me along with any other person that understands what Jim Crow is for an explanation on HOW this is Jim Crow.
You must be an assistant SA.
Innocent till PROVEN GUILTY!
You know what bond is for, and it’s not to be used to penalize someone.
Someone should get sick and maybe die over some municipal ordinance because the city prosecutor doesn’t show?
And some have said we are idiots.
Nope 👎! Not a SAO!!! Simply a concerned citizen. Oh and here’s the kicker I’m also African-American. So please find another angle to use.
I always thought Maria had some kind of mental problem …
Oh come on. She has been doing a thankless job. Her boss is shite, her supervisors are shite (so afraid of their own shadows). Forget about the Asa’s. They won’t take a stand even with King Shite a couple months from retirement. Did the PD argue his age? His MH? Did they have a place for him to go?
So the choices are nut number one or nut number two?
Nah. This race will be a free for all shortly.
To my many friends and fans, I need to decide who will be my target this time. There are so many good choices:
– “NIH” Green
-Bober the boob
-“Tight End” Levenson
-“Hardly here” Henning
-“Mardi’s bitch” Cohen
-“Name confusion” Kaplan (Kappy v. Kappy)!!
-Tooty
-“my daddy’s rich” Scherer
-“angry” Pole
-“clueless”Francois
Please reply with the judge you would most like me to run against.
Vote RICHARD BRIAN KAPLAN for judge 2020. The hungry dog. Ensuring liberty and corona virus name game politics for all.
i vote clueless
Laugh all you want but Richard is a sure winner this time.
Please no. Richard is an obnoxious idiot. He’s loud and pompous and never knows when to shut his mouth, which belches nonstop nonsense. I don’t want to think about what kind of black robe fever this guy would have if given power.
All joking aside, anyone would be better than Richard Kaplin.
This comment sounds a scared judicial officer. Kaplan will win easily. He will be the best. He will bring the same passion he does daily in court now to the Bench. He is needed.
I’LL CHEW’EM UP AND SPIT’EM OUT
NOBODY BEATS KAPPY A SECOND TIME
Bowman
Remind him to bring his boy with him
These allegations went nowhere:
https://www.browardpalmbeach.com/news/breaking-abuse-allegations-against-judge-john-bowman-cap-a-history-of-conflict-with-ex-foster-son-6443639
Definitely one of the weirdest articles I’ve ever read about yet another Broward Judge actually involved in taking this child into his own home when he had been the judge on his case ? The allegations leveled against Judge Bowman are horrific and yet nothing ever came of it ? Extremely disturbing…
He really gets “involved” with those that he works with…
A judge on his own case, takes away parental rights, and takes the kid into his house. Weird and disturbing, downright scary.
while kaplin vs. kaplin sounds fun (maximum confusion), I’d have to vote kaplin vs. scherer. someone needs to take her nasty attitude off the bench.
CLUELESS IS NO ANOMALY AMONG BROWARD JUDGES
I bet the pictures of the Judges on his wall make it easy to count votes.
They have printouts for that. Whiney taught him.
I’d be angry too if I was lawyer of Chris’s caliber stuck on the County Bench. Such is politics.
He’s not even that good at golf and wasn’t even that good when he was on the bench playing golf.
THIS SOCIAL DISTANCING IS WREAKING HAVOC WITH PALM OILING EFFORTS OF BROWARD JUDGES
IT USED TO BE SO MUCH SIMPLER
When times get tough its easier to just hide under the bed …
that’s the one that needs a run!
Any bets on how long before the bailiffs are replaced with detention deputies.
Kaplan is running against Judge Kaplan ? Are you serious.
Before the Feds took over I could have traded a couple of these for anything in Florida now I can’t even get a lousy Corona furlough for 10 Pateks
I’m voting for Vagina. I love Vagina.
Klit shoulda run against Pole or Vegina.
LORDY – WHY HATH THOU FORSAKEN ME
I HAD WARNED HIM ABOUT FRYING FISH IN AN ENCLOSED SPACE
“WHICH OF THE FAVORS OF YOUR LORD WILL YEA DENY”
SOON TO TAKE PLACE:
JUDGE HAWKINS SLUCED DOWN THE HOLE
Frap
Once upon a time a long time ago in the faraway land of Social Distancing the air was clean and nobody had to go to jail
YOU CAN FREEZE TACOS AND HAVE THEM ON HAND FOR UP TO 190 DAYS
The bailiffs are considered to be essential employees and will be eligible for the $25,000 government bonus. How sweet it is.
Tomorrow is Good Friday.
Let us be thankful that only those foolish enough to agree to work for a woman like Clerk Forman have to go to work in these trying times.
Amen.
Frop
A Public Service Announcement from Skully Bone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK5oAmESJlA
Here’s one from the boys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2FTwNbaK7I
Wasn’t this ho the one who tried to send a 13 year old to prison for life. Lionel Tate was a baby. She will be horrible. Vegina only touches that man on the neck. God bless and protect her from people like this woman.
SEEN BETTER LOOKING MUG SHOTS
YOU MUST NOT HAVE SEEN THIS ONE
OUR ILLUSTRIOUS CLERK OF COURTS RUNNING FOR RE-ELECTION IN NOVEMBER
When you think that people can’t get anymore stupid and you find out there is absolutely no limit to stupidity around here.
STAY HOME – STAY SAFE – FOLLOW SOCIAL DISTANCING RULES – USE YOUR COMMON SENSE – WASH YOUR HANDS – DON’T TOUCH YOUR FACE – STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE THAT ARE SICK – AND FOR HEAVEN SAKE DON’T PICK YOUR NOSE
Kristin is a nice girl but not very bright. Not that you have to be bright to be a judge because a monkey could do it, but I think we could do better than a person who is married to a guy that worked for the biggest scammer in Fla. history by the name of Scotty Rothstein. It doesn’t show the best judgement.
Almost anybody would be better than Gina, as she has shown herself to be wholly unfit, but why is it that almost anybody that runs for judge here is inevitably fatally flawed or just looking for a pay raise??? And they call it public service and then cry about how much more mula they’d be making in private practice. Some quality we’ve got in Broward, right ?
If she’s not bright she’ll fit right in with the high caliber so called leadership in Broward Clownty.
No problem with the supply chain yet
ONLY A FEW OF BROWARD’S JQC JUDGES
I MAY BE A COUNTY CLOWN BUT IM A SURVIVOR
WITH ALL THE ENCHILADAS I THINK I NEED A DIAPER CHANGE
There’s a few chicks I know that should try this. They work in the Clerk’s Office.
If I hear any of them that live in my neighborhood came within a football field of someone with the virus I’ll no bond them
Just another sap broward judge that sucked at the public tit for every shekel he could get and fucked up everything he touched. Now he needs assistance to get on and off the toilet after too many years of stool softeners. Garbage in – garbage out.
Now you will close your eyes, tilt your head back slightly and touch your nose with your index finger like this…..
ZANY PUFTA OR SLEEP WALKER
A/K/A BROWARD JUDGE ROSENTHAL THE RAKE
TO FORGET IS TO HAVE HISTORY REPEAT ITSELF
In the absents of facial masks, ingenuity takes aim …
HEY, SCHWARTZY, YOUR WIFE STILL WORKING FOR BSO ?
OF COURSE A SUIT IS FORTHCOMING
YOU GOT TO SQUEEZE WHILE THE SQUEEZING IS GOOD
MILK IT BOY
YOU GOT NOTHING MUCH ELSE TO DO
Dorrt
What does Moreno have to do with Bell?
Experienced ass-polishers go the front of the line, Gordo.
GORDON IS RUNNING OUT OF SUPPORT AND MONEY
LITL HOWIE NOWHERE TO BE SEEN
SO MUCH FOR LEADERSHIP
He has lost any support we had for him after this.
To Clarify:
Whenever someone in a position of power in law enforcement uses that power to stifle free speech, we feel that individual is VERY DANGEROUS.
Also they are breaking the law they were sworn to uphold.
Paper products running low, but the circus 🎪 is almost worth it.
IM STILL THE GO-TO SPONGE FOR DRUNK BROWARD JUDGES
THAT SHOULD COUNT FOR SOMETHING
AS LONGS AS MY WIFE’S SPRAY TAN HOLDS OUT
The arrow is certainly pointing to the right greaseball
“I really want to debate Tom Lynch but I can’t because of social distancing… yeah, that is good, right, social distancing is the reason!”
Maam, the Covid-19 shutdowns ended 6 years ago. I will not be resetting this case for a Motion to Compel Discovery. Continuance denied.
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Poor Destry. He never quite got it until he got the boot to the curb. And he still hasn’t learned anything. Getting appointed and having to run to keep the job are entirely two different things when you have a judicial circuit that’s determined by playing the name game to catch the proverbial brass ring.
Riding free range until retirement is going to become less and less the case as time goes on for career Broward Judges.
And with the friends he made while sitting on the bench, both among the attorneys that had the unfortunate experience of having to appear before him, as well as his not so chummy former fellow judges, its proven to be just as elusive as keeping the position for him.
Wonder what he will feel like when he gets popped for a second time.
GORDO’S BOY FOUND PASSED OUT IN SQUALID SEX ROOM WITH METH, BONER BOOSTERS AND MALE SEX WORKER
TIE THE KNOT WITH NAUGHTY NIKE
Jesus if he only ran for Governor without wearing a shirt every woman would have voted for him.
His body is gorgeous
Doesn’t appear like he’s into women. The male sex worker was found unconscious.
SHOW ME WHO YOU WALK WITH AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO YOU ARE
Gillum obviously works out. Next time when you campaign no shirt please.
Sheriff Tony has deemed ALL of the bailiffs as essential employees. As of March 1st we will be getting an extra 5% for hazardous pay until the Coronavirus is over. We will also get the $25,000 government bonus for essential employees that includes the bailiffs. In the meantime we’ll enjoy our three months paid vacation while the courthouse is closed.
Hi kids. Pandemic Panda here with a reminder to make sure to stay far away when Mommy and Daddy lock their door and watch that scary movie that sounds like angry hippos charging each other. If you see it for just one second it will scare you for the rest of your life!
Just not funny or clever.
If you can skip Home Depo, do it unless you’ve got your PPE.
Its stranger than fiction.
NO MORE SHAKE YOUR BOOTY FOR GORDON WEEKES
Reminds me of the kind of representation you get if you’re unfortunate enough to need a Public Pretender …
DON’T ANSWER THE DOOR