97 thoughts on “RAY V. CHUKWUMA UPDATE”

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      That’s what a Weds afternoon Rolex costs (not to be confused with the Weds morning Rolex or the Monday morning Rolex or the Monday afternoon Rolex etc. etc.).

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        Can’t stop laughing! Jeff’s only hope was to remain an employee being told what to do and dodging the hard stuff as much as he could. Now he flops on his face with only baggage to carry !

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    Good for Jeff. idk how anyone could expect him not to leave a partnership when he brought in all the business

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      I can assure you jeff didn’t do any of the work. The most he did was make tik tok videos

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        Still those videos brought in all all the business. Jeff should never have gone into this “partnership”, he should have hired a lawyer for a fraction of the cost.

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                The apple does not fall far from the tree. Laura is as crooked as a barrel of fishhooks. I hope this guy buries both Chuckwuma’s. Laura has been bribing judges and prosecutors for decades, and I cannot figure out why she has never been caught. CORRUPTION at its finest.

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                  Didn’t several of your clients fire you for incompetence and they hired Laura to clean up the big mess you made on their cases and Laura did a fantastic job for them? Get over it? You all cannot bear to see successful African Americans because you all feel entitled. Laura and Jeff are 2 of the classiest, good-looking and brilliant lawyers in this town and none of you haters even come close. If you think you’re bold, why not sign your name on this shit you wrote about her and watch her sue your stinking ass for every Penny that you don’t even have. If you mess with the Chukwumas, they will cook your ass and feed it to their dogs for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

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                    Well, hello Laura. You have never taken a client from me and you never will. I’ve been in practice longer than you, and I have built my business on hard work and reputation. You should try it sometime, then you won’t have to keep coming to the blog to clear your name. And please teach your pompous son some manners. Team Scandal!

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      None of us will know the truth but if you know landon and if you know Jeff then you know landon is a reliable and trustworthy person and I don’t know anyone who can say the same about jeff

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    lmao the attached exhibits in Jeff’s counterclaim, looks like he wasn’t lying after all

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            The Nolle Prosse thing and screwing his colleagues at the Sao, the Bodycam hypocrisy, the Jewish lawyer harangue then hires one. Then this 70/30 money grab off his friend instead of just saying ‘this ain’t working let’s split’ and stay friends bro. He should stick to the podcasts and stay away for awhile. It ain’t adding up in his favor.

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    The exhibits do not support any of Jeff’s arguments lmao – text messages without context, and only snippets of the texts, and Landon’s responses not included. This looks like Jeff wrote the answer himself, and looks more like a script for a raunchy soap opera.

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    Don’t see the business that’s been generated by either.
    Poorly written and complete BS answer and counterclaim.
    Two pop didley’s that went broke, that’s all. Who else but a LOLLIPOP would hire Rick Wolfe ? LOL

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    And just a couple of months ago Jeff was all whiney about jewey lawyers getting all the work ? His story is starting to sound like he’s got a real entitlement problem.
    It takes work and dedication brother …

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      She looks like she’s dressed to work for an airline. That face would scare the hands off a clock.

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        WHERE ARE ALL THESE JOKERS COMING FROM
        BROWARD JUDICIARY ISN’T A BIG ENOUGH JOKE AS IT IS

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    Seen it all before. Two twits leave the SA office expecting to set the world on fire in private practice only to find they can’t just start a fire by rubbing two sticks together. Now these whimps turn on each other because neither one of them can accept the responsibility for their own decisions.
    Getting off the public dole can be painful and expensive when you don’t know what you’re doing. And even more mournfully apparent when you realize that all you’ve got is a partner that only wants to be a podcast pimp.

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    If any of the docs are true. It’s all one of them’s father, other guy’s mom. What happened to old fashioned do it yourself?

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      Now this is funny!!!! Has Tony endorsed her? Isn’t it a violation of campaign rules for her to post a pic with a politician who hasn’t endorsed her?
      Tony is not stupid enough to endorse a criminal for judge. She’s probably even under investigation with the feds right now for fake ppp loans while working as a paralegal for the U. S. Patent office. Stealing shoes from DSW and clothes from Macys, legal pads and (Howard’s) hair ties from the PD’s office.

      Broweird doesn’t need anymore nut jobs on the bench. But she’s too stupid to know that.

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          Jingleschmit’s had her run, Now she’s just another bag lady with a robe for a souvenir. Hope she put a few pennies away unlike some other brokeazz Broward judges.

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      Not a good look for an admitted kleptomaniac who did time for stealing:

      Arms behind your back (cuffed?) as Sheriff is taking you into custody!

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      Sheriff Tony endorsing Kaysia is huge.
      Mardi and her nasty attitude can say good bye!

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        Check again- he hasn’t endorsed Kaysia. So dream on Kaysia. You’re a felon and con-artist. You can’t even follow simple Campaign rules.
        Everyone is watching.The bar, the media the feds. You dug yourself in deep. You’ll be back in that jail cell after the Sheriff endorses you with his handcuffs.

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    Remember to get the best plea deal you can for Mr. Peaches and Big Bird or Mommy will have to give some of the fee back

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    This charades game we’re going to practice will help you convince the jury on Monday that our client isn’t completely guilty

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    Thus in conclusion dear Mommy the client fee will be returned except for the portion spent on Roederer and the Lambo rental in furtherance of our client’s now higher presence on Tik Tok due to our brief association

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    I couldn’t finish reading it. That was the most poorly written document I’ve ever been subjected to. It is written in the voice of a layperson, one who is certainly not an attorney, who has only seen attorneys depicted on television. So many words to say so little. And so little so repetitively. Jeff, where did you buy your law degree? Wolfe should be embarrassed to have signed his name to this incomprehensible drivel. (Clearly written by Jeff. Or Laura. They’re both play acting at lawyering, makes sense.)

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      Lmao the writing is fine, if you don’t have the attention span or mental capacity to get through it just say that

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        The writing is really really really bad. It’s literally written the way a non lawyer thinks lawyers write. It reads like an snl parody of a legal document. And it’s completely meaningless. Jeff!

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            both the claim and the counterclaim are not great. I don’t understand why Landon would drag this out for public view over $25K. It seems petty and makes them both look bad. Landon and Jeff both look like idiots. For Landon to drag his own lack of ability to get business out in the open like this seems really dumb. Honestly, they both should have hired better lawyers. They are both going to look terrible the longer this continues. Bad look for everyone involved.

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          The claim, counterclaim and answer were probably written for incompetent dumb asses like you who can’t even spell your own names. You couldn’t even mention one line that you read because you never read it. A claim, answer or counterclaim need not take any particular uniform form, you fucking idiot! If you don’t know that by now, you don’t even qualify to comment or offer an opinion on Landon’s claim or Jeff’s counterclaim and answer. You’re such a fool!

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    I assume you’re a lawyer? Maybe you can submit an anonymous sample of your esteemed writing for us to judge since you have so much time to spend on here and analyze pages of said documents that have nothing to do with you or your irrelevance. Smh. (I am in fact not Jeff or Laura btw *gasp*)

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        It’s definitely Jeff. Laura would have said something about how good looking and brilliant they both are. And hers would have been in all caps. “Said” commenter is definitely Jeff…who speaks in his dumb legal videos exactly how “said” comment is written. And exactly how “said” motion is written. So bad. So, so bad. And yeah Jeff, I am a lawyer. Not that I need to say this, and not that it matters, but I’m also an excellent legal writer. I get hired to write. Other lawyers literally give me big, gorgeous, brilliant money to write big, gorgeous, brilliant motions for them. And that document you drafted is an embarrassment. Honestly. Your 700k followers might be impressed—but that’s because they’re not lawyers and they think “any and all heretofore aforesaid and duly aforementioned above described and all ever said heretofore” sounds legit/means something.

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          This just made me LOL. Jeff there’s no shame in transitioning to full time influencer. You can pretend to be a successful lawyer but make a living strictly on brand partnerships. Like maybe for legal writing courses or something. And no one will be the wiser.

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          “any and all heretofore aforesaid and duly aforementioned above described and all ever said heretofore”

          😆

          Confused many ‘a County Judge same way?

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          Oh does Jeff use the word “said” a lot in his videos? As if that is a supposed giveaway hahaha. You must be a fangirl because I didn’t even realize. You sound very impressive by the way, can I hire you?

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            Jeff, this isn’t the sick burn you think it is. It seems you’re not smart as a lawyer nor a regular person living in the world. You have no wit. Or charm. Or personality. It’s so weird. But you are definitely pretty. We can all agree.

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          Wooooow! You are really spending what is supposed to be your precious time to study Jeff’s writing style? How does Jeff cause you all so much sleeplessness? I would rather be the envied, like Jeff, than to be the envious and jealous type, like you. The definition of a jealous person like you is LOSER, LOSER LOSER!

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    Read the entire answer/counterclaim, absolutely no way an attorney wrote this. Here is a summary for all:
    Defenses: Jeff is good. Landon not good.
    Count I: Landon took advantage of Jeff’s low IQ and tricked Jeff into being partners with Landon.
    Count 2: Jeff is the social media star, not Lanson.
    Count 3: Jeff brought in most of business so Jeff mad he agreed to split profits 50/50.
    Count 4: Same as Count 3
    Count 5: Lanson took 50% of profits but Jeff told him to only take 30%, Jeff mad.
    Count 6: Jeff cannot count very high or do basic math, again Landon took advantage of Jeff’s stupidity and inept business skills and forced Jeff to pay Landon more money.
    Exhibit A&B: excerpts with no context from some unknown documents.
    Exhibit C: Text from Queen Laura and Princess Jeff where Queen is giving orders and admitting she entered into an illegal fee agreement with Jeff (and maybe Lanson) to pay him money contingent on the outcome of a criminal case. No text from Lanson.
    Exhibit D: ONE text message from Jeff to Lamont Cummings (assuming a client). No context, no text from Lanson.
    Exhibit E: Jeff’s phone number and email

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      You can’t even spell Landon’s name. You’re calling Landon, Lanson. LOL!. What moron you are!

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    Obviously Jeff’s media blitz hasn’t brought in much if anything at all and he’s just crying over his failure to turn it into a golden goose and has to blame somebody else for it. 30 grand ain’t chump change unless you need it to pay outstanding bills. To go about it this way just shows how desperate he is.

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      Mr. Ignoramus, didn’t you see in Landon’s claim that Landon is the one asking for $30,000 and Jeff is the one asking for $250,000 or more in damages for some of Jeff’s money that Landon took in the 50-50 fee arrangement? Why are people like you so damn stupid as to comment on issues you know nothing about and on law suits and counterclaims you never even bothered to read? This blog is the only place that ghost writers like you exist.

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        No. Idiots with no lives also post on Instagram and Twitter about wannabe influencers who are too immature to buckle down, study the law, and become real lawyers.

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          In America 2022. No talent losers can become celebrities. And even less talent losers can try to become a no talent celebrity and fail. Social media. Yay.

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    judge Chukwuma has an interesting ring to it …
    When you can’t make it as a lawyer, the judge gig don’t sound so bad with lax schedules, a pay increase, and all the backslapping you can take. Broward always has room for another dimwit.

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    WAIT. STOP. NO. Jeff hired a white Jewish lawyer????
    Did Jeff change his name to “Little Johnny”?
    Jeff: “I’m tired of black people looking for professionals services outside of their race”… “It disgust me when rappers say ‘Yeah, my lawyer is Jewish'”
    You can’t make this shit up. He is such a CLOWN

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    Please cancel this loser and his mommy. The fake Rolex from the African bazaar tells the entire story. Little titty baby Jeff can’t pay the bills so he needs mommy to rescue him.

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