232 thoughts on “THE BOTTLE”

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    BSO bailiffs are a total joke, they need to be replaced with real deputies before someone is seriously hurt in a courtroom. The bailiffs are a waste of time and space and totally incompetent. All they do is hang out and socialize all day long. Get rid of the bailiffs for everyone’s safety in the courthouse. Enough is enough.

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    BSO bailiffs are and always have been the biggest joke in the courthouse, most are over 80 years old and sleep most of the day in the courtrooms and many have a hard time getting around and even being able to walk. Has anyone ever seen these ,clowns walking around like bumbling fools and idiots acting like they are real cops. No one takes them serious this is a retirement home for these clowns and they get paid for just showing up and hanging out telling BS war stories and gossiping all day long. What a joke.

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      I have been on numerous cruises with first class accommodations. I have never paid a retail fare. So stop trashing Broward Bailiffs.

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        You must be going on cruises with that female bailiff that is always talking about going on cruises all the time.

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      I DISAGREE. THE REAL JOKERS ARE BROWARD JUDGES. AND THE LIST CONTINUES TO GROW MAKING THE 17TH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT THE BIGGEST CLOWNHOUSE IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA.

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    Just maybe if the bailiffs weren’t all a bunch of worthless retired NY cronies sucking at the public trough for a second time, you wouldn’t have urine being liberally distributed all over my files and computer…

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      I guess he learned the hard way the people were only there for the free food. I heard he lives in some retirement village now that’s popular with campaign lit droppers.

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    Boy, Jeff Marcus is so supportive in his quotes. I’m definitely considering not telling everyone I know to vote against Murphy now.

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          So what if Satz tells the Sun-Sentinel he’s not paying benefits. I get 133k s year plus 6 weeks vacation, sick and holiday pay. Don’t be a hater. I’m enjoying morocco and there will be no money left in the budget to pay the rest of the ASAs in the office because as Sarahnell says we are all worth it! Wait till you see my other cronies contracts.

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    Here are a few things I will not be having for lunch after viewing these photos:
    1. Egg Drop Soup.
    2. Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup.
    3. Orange Juice.
    4. Paella.
    5. Polenta.

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    This is inexcusable.

    The urine was obviously stored in the jail. The mouthwash of the type pictured is available in the jail.

    This was a premeditated attack.

    Why wasn’t he searched.

    What if this was a fatal fentanyl mixture. The jail is not immune to contraband influx. A bottle is detectable by a mere search.

    The police report omits the bottle. This was stated in the newspaper. This is an investigation that needs to be commenced.

    Our people deserve better.

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    THE BUCK STOPS HERE
    HOW MANY SHOWS CAN YOU DO IN A DAY
    IF ITS NOT THE JUDGES
    IT’S A FREE FOR ALL IN OPEN COURT WITH URINE SPLAT

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      Judge Cohen was disrespectful, demeaning, and cruel. He was vindictive and sadistic against the defendants who appeared before him, and he was an unprofessional jerk to defense attorneys. Let’s not forget what he truly was.

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          Cohen was not only an ass of a judge demeaning and vindictive to those before him – but he is also Lynch’s main supporter for Lynch’s PD campaign

          See a pattern?
          Lynch was noted in that one newspaper as being the “harshest” sentencer of blacks in THE WHOLE FUCKIN STATE!!

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            Get it straight. Its really more about screwing Finkelstein by the judges for any number of reasons with Cohen playing interference for Lynch.

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              All the judges along with their political base are for Lynch. Brilliant move actually. And all this when I’m not aware if Finkelstein even endorsed Weeks.
              It’s a slippery slope and Weeks is on the down slide.

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    I’ve always suspected when attempting to determine the source of the endless problems within the Broward Court System, that is was something in the water …

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    The bailiffs have been a long standing joke for years, nothing but a bunch of old New York retiree’s just looking for a place to hang and and get paid while doing absolutely nothing. Most of them are so old that they have trouble staying awake or being able to walk without continuously passing gas. They are a total joke and should in no way shape or form be considered courtroom security. The security in the courtrooms with these old clowns is unacceptable and dangerous to everyone working here. The problems with the bailiffs should be Brought to the medias attention.

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      Better than having real cops from the street in the courtroom. It’s enough that we deal with the Broward Judiciary we don’t need to deal with actual law enforcement harassing attorneys in their daily job.

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    You know urine Broward when:

    The Judge has a pending strangling charge.
    The Assistant State Attorney is wandering around 95 with a load in his pants.
    The Defense Attorney is in handcuffs for arguing a suppression motion.
    The Clerk is under criminal investigation.
    The 90 year old Bailiff is selling cruises while the inmate is running out the door in boxer shorts.

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    Ive been subconsciously searching for reasons why Broward Courts has remained so f’d up for so many years and I’ve just about run out of them.

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          Howard has burned every bridge and it will undoubtedly follow Gordon Weeks to the end of his campaign when he comes in a distant second to Lynch and cronies.

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    In my day a real man would have reached up his keister and chucked a dog’s egg or two to make his message known. These days everyone’s gone soft. Throwing pee is for the women folk.

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    July PD Fundraising

    Conway $0
    Green $547
    Lynch $9525.00
    Weekes $1803.00

    Lynch breaks 100k in the bank in 6 months campaigning.
    Gordon just under 50k campaigning for 2 years.
    Conway by his loan has 30k
    Ruby still scrapping at almost at 6k. She averages enough each month to meet the qualifying cost.

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      Howie’s little pimp ain’t gonna make it. Howie didn’t consider the way he treated Baby Lynch was gonna come back and bite his little pimp in the butt. But here it is.
      Gordo’s free ride is coming to a slow stop along with Howie’s little moronic soundbites. The word’s been out a long time that the mismanagement of the office has also led to no respect for those riding on the backs of everyone else. It’s broken to the point where it doesn’t work and Lynch is driving the point home to voters.
      Gordo loses more ground every day on the campaign trail with everyone wondering why another PD would be running against him if the office wasn’t in such disarray. And that’s puttin it mildly considering how dissatisfied everyone is with Howie and Gordo and the present management.
      2020 is gonna be the year of cleaning house across the board and Gordo’s gonna feel the pain when he thought he was gonna ride into office on a lame donkey.

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              Weeks would be satisfied with a check for ten bucks!
              If he only knew he’s got a bigger flop to face from his own office. He’ll know soon enough that most of the PDs have already doused him.

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    The old bailiffs in the courtroom are definitely a problem. However, the outrage is misdirected. We now have detention deputies in the courtrooms who deal with the inmates and they would be the ones responsible for searching BEFORE an inmate came into court. Or the ones inside the jail who bring the inmates upstairs from holding. I think they search them all after court but maybe before they come into court is the answer. But at the end if the day, some things aren’t able to be controlled. Shit (or in this case pee) happens.

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    I want to remind you again, gentlemen. The Court shall be seeking death if any pee lands on any of my trophies during this trial

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      GORDON IS GONNA WIN!!! He will outhustle and outwork everyone in the race. Stop disrespecting Gordon. He’s a man of the people who cares about this community.

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        He’s one of the biggest nitwits Finkelstein could have picked. I don’t know what Finkelstein could have been thinking. Not that it matters much. Lynch is going to cream him.

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    Hey Murphy you better stop Satz and Stern from running your campaign. Better yet it’s so much fun watching you explode!

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      I wouldn’t worry. Murphy doesn’t stand much of a chance of winning. Not with the baggage she’s pulling along with her.

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    All of a sudden Murphy is so involved and concerned. What did she do to help out citizens with the storm as it was approaching besides run her mouth. The SA’s office needs someone other than another bimbo mouthpiece with an overinflated opinion of herself. VOTE ALU FOR CHANGE AND INTEGRITY

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    Proposed bill to be introduced asap to protect state workers-

    784.69 Unwanted Golden Showers on State Personnel —
    (1)(a) The offense of Unwanted Golden Showers on State Personnel occurs when a person:
    1. Actually and intentionally urinates on or disposes urine on or otherwise defecates on another person who is employed by the State of Florida against the will of the State employee who is not in a consensual sexual relationship with said defecating person.
    (b) Except as provided elsewhere in this section, a person who commits Unwanted Golden Showers on State Personnel commits an infraction punishable by a licensed dominatrix not to exceed ten lashes on the buttocks with an approved leather or latex riding crop or flogger.

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          The rabid backlash over the years against Finkelstein will insure a win for Lynch. and that sell out isn’t any prize. Old Tommy Boy remained a Ross Sucker for years until that grime game went down. He and Spechler are one of a kind even after Spechler took the nosedive. Now they’re on the outs with the nickel dime mediation gig going south and Tommy wants back on the State payroll.
          Weeks is lazy and brain dead but Tommy Boy is a super sleaze.

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      If every registered voter in Broward gave him a dollar he would have over half a million dollars. Gordon is a man of the people, not trying to exploit everyone with hundreds or thousands in donations from people with agendas. It’s actually a smart and reasonable move when you think about it. #Weekes2020 #JusticeForAll #ForThePeople

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        The quote of someone who can’t raise any money… so Lynch donors were exploited and Gordon’s donors were enlightened, give me a break

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        If Gordon is a “man of the people” and all about his “community “ how come he is the only person married with kids (allegedly) running for major office in Broward and his wife and kids are never to be seen?

        Why is Gordon hiding his family?

        Do they not resemble the community he claims to be so interwoven with?

        Pretty sad if true, to be politically safe and hide your family from the voters.

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          Gordon is hiding his wife because he knows black women voters have no interest in voting for a black man married to a non black woman. What other reason could there be?

          Dumb move, most people probably wouldn’t have cared. By being so blatant hiding her out, Gordon brought a spotlight to the issue. Maybe she will be photographed at the free fish fry next week.

          Katriya Phanidasak-Weekes

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            How the hell is he “hiding his wife and kids”? Does she need to be on every flyer or promotion? Do his school age children really need to be flaunted and involved in the world of politics?! If he were flaunting his wife and children then you fools would say he was taking advantage of his family to promote a good family-man image to win. No matter what, you all will still say really ignorant and stupid garbage.

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              Look at every married candidate who is running, their materials and/or social media have the obligatory spouse& family photos, none for Gordon.
              You don’t think that’s odd?

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              Are you really going to give Gordon grief because he married and successful Asain medical professional instead of some girl from the hood? If that costs him black votes then that community gets what they deserve. Be proud of your family Gordon, no one cares that she isn’t black.

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                Thanks Lorrena

                P.S. Don’t listen to the nay sayers on here, cozying up to Murphy was smart as you may need a job in 2021 if Gordo loses.

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      Case dodger like the rest of howie’s overpaid Sycophants. The bidding war has failed. How many ACTUAL CASES do all the PD SUPERVISORS carry ? Not the ones they sign on with other asst. pd’s, but ACTUAL CASES. LET GORDON AND THE OTHER PD supervisors cough up the ACTUAL NUMBERS.

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      Absent a significant brain boost and some cold hard contributions 💰
      Gordon Weeks hasn’t got a chance.
      Its not too late for him to become a air traffic controller.

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        Weeks’ lack of experience, dislike within the PD and vacuous demeanor is a sure recipe for defeat. You can fool some of the people some of the time, but most people recognize a fool when they see one.

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    BSO needs to get rid of all of the Wannabee cops also known as useless Bailiffs at the courthouse. All they do is walk around tell in made up war stories and trying to find out where they can get free food. They are a disgrace in uniform and useless as courtroom security. Big time wannabee loser’s.

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      Schreiber was a political ass kisser who cared more about having a good image and drinking on agency property than the actual indigent clients he represented. Lynch will be no different, another political puppet who gives no cares about the people and will rather be good friends with the sheriff and the state than to rock the boat or fight for the poor.

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        Alan Schreiber was the best boss you could ever ask for with the best trial attorneys fighting for the indigent. Under Howard’s admin, our office has been turned into legal aid with little direction or fine examples of good lawyering and even less desire to take cases to trial. It’s all about Howard and his self perceived persona that has cost our clients big time.

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          Watching them slither around and smooching the Judges now is indicative how far things have gone.

          There’s no fight in them.

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          Don’t kid yourself. Schreiber was a better lawyer drunk than Finkelstein was after laugh lessons. He tried more cases too.

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        You are an uninformed fool. Schreiber was superior to Howard in every way. The office had balls under his leadership. He also was a friend to the Private Bar.

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      Well, Al, let me guess:

      There are precisely 87 “legal crowd” folks who are backing Old “trough sucker” Tom, so my guess is: 87?

      Seriously, that racist sentencer Tom Lynch pulls in six figures as a pension, yet he has to beg for donations?! He could only scrape up $25k as a loan from his accounts? What kind of shit is he wasting his $ on?!
      How can he be trusted to run a budget?!

      Lynch even said to a reporter: “I’d be taking a pay cut to leave my mediation job” (p.s. IRS: if Tommie claimed less than $178k from his mediation racket, launch an audit! He brags about making more than that)

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        But Lynch supporters include the political clout of the machine that keeps most Broward Judges in office, the connections of former Broward Judges, The Old Hollywood Clan, and the formidable same machine that kept Satz around forever.
        His access to more money has been shown already to be a strong force against Weeks who has raised little and been at it much longer, as Finkelstein seeks to leave it to a hand picked successor while all the time being marginally helpful if not entirely supportive of a list of former PDs who have since become Broward Judges.
        Lynch hopes to capitalize on long existing negative sentiment, some say resentment, created by the backlash of all of the above by outspending Weeks later in the run and by continuing to organize opposition on several powerful fronts with the help of a cadre of old power-brokers.
        Let’s not forget, it was powerful enough to get his son elected to a Circuit Court position.
        Weeks is naive to think that with Finkelstein’s eminent departure, that what remains of his west condo support will carry over to his campaign to become the next Public Defender.

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    Talk all you want about the PD race but we really should be focusing on the State Attorney race. Good riddance that Satz is on the way out. Let’s be grateful we don’t have to put up with another term of tyrannical, racist, and oppressive prosecution. Under the Satz regime thousands of people’s lives have been ruined. From seeking excessive incarceration, making atrocious offers, persecuting the mentally ill, and filing on frivolous trash, the Broward State Attorney’s office has been a menace to the very people it’s supposed to be serving.

    Bye Bye Satzie you will not be missed.

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      shitz and his capos are all criminal who need to be in prison for life for the felonies they have committed and continued against innocent victims for crimes they did not commit–regardless of color, but even the bar won’t prosecute, but protects them, and a cade of supportive protective judges who used to work for him, along with his protectors in coward howard’s orifice including double faced kuntihehe.

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    Cruz lawyers file motion to recuse Satz for refusing to look at any mitigating factors in lieu of the death penalty so that he can line the pockets of his double dipping cronies. Satz legacy will always be remembered as the prosecutor who pursued death all to line the pockets of his cronies. Pathetic!

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      Parkland parents of those children murdered by Cruz think differently.
      Finkelstein’s office is grasping at straws and they’re going to pull out the short one. No judge will grant it.
      Mickey Mouse move by the Public Defender.

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      Note to guy in photo:

      When you outgrow your childhood suit such that you are sporting floods up over your ankles, it is time to get a new suit!

      That way, when you go without socks (so nasty), it wont be so obvious.

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          Hmm, the wearing of a way too small suit can’t be the result of being ‘rich’ (as he just wrote trying to defend his bad fashion sense), he works as an ASA.

          unless he has a rich mommy?
          No, that can’t be it because why wouldn’t mom buy him some socks, too?!

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        Quite a fashion contrast: an old fart in pampers and baggy pants and the new face of the State Attorney’s Office in a spandex suit.

        We got you covered Mikey. You’re the gift that keeps on giving whether it’s appreciated or not.

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        Come on now, it takes a lot of courage to follow through on a dare (or lost bet) and have to wear a spandex suit without socks.

        Especially a suit that doesn’t fit.

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    Maybe it wasn’t so smart to try this so late in the game, kid, but I had a lot of tread left in my sneakers back in 2016, 2012, 2008, 2004……

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    Note to self: have IT update my Wikipedia page to state how much I enjoy spending my free time on slam dunk death penalty and cop killer trial prep

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    Anyone seen Monica Hofheinz lately? She is really losing her shit. Start Packing your your office double dipper. Murphy has no chance!

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    VOTE FOR ME. I OFFER A CONTINUATION OF THE RANCID OUTDATED RACIALLY DISCRIMINATORY POLICIES OF MY PREDECESSOR AND HERO THAT EVERYONE IN ROBOTTOWN LOVES. I NEED HELP NOW THAT REPUBLICANS CAN’T VOTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE.

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    Sitting all by yourself at condo meetings got you down? Ain’t gonna get many votes that way.
    Don’t worry. The card games can get dicey too. You’ll make an even better presentation when it gets to Church visits.
    I don’t Sarahnell is cut out for this. She is much to gracious.

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    There are SS Solutions keychains to take home but please don’t take one of the SS Solutions coffee mugs unless you can actually vote in the primary

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    Poor Sarahnell just doesn’t get it. Voters aren’t going to vote a well healed white aging Barbie Doll into the office of SA. Not in Broward.
    Give her enough time to figure it out. I’m sure she will come to that conclusion either sooner or later.

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      Teresa your the only hope to bring honor and integrity to the SA
      Here’s hoping u pull out the stops this time and once and for all drain the Broward Swamp of Satz and his cronies

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      Yes, Two-Face race baiting Teresa has her own chroney’s.

      914.13 Commitment for perjury.—When a court of record has reason to believe that a witness or party who has been legally sworn and examined or has made an affidavit in a proceeding has committed perjury, the court may immediately commit the person or take a recognizance with sureties for the person’s appearance to answer the charge of perjury. Witnesses who are present may be recognized to the proper court, and the state attorney shall be given notice of the proceedings.
      History.—s. 15, ch. 1637, 1868; RS 2882; GS 3941; RGS 6043; CGL 8344; s. 106, ch. 70-339; s. 38, ch. 73-334; s. 1525, ch. 97-102.
      Note.—Former s. 932.41.

      837.02 Perjury in official proceedings.—
      (1) Except as provided in subsection (2), whoever makes a false statement, which he or she does not believe to be true, under oath in an official proceeding in regard to any material matter, commits a felony of the third degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084.
      (2) Whoever makes a false statement, which he or she does not believe to be true, under oath in an official proceeding that relates to the prosecution of a capital felony, commits a felony of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084.
      (3) Knowledge of the materiality of the statement is not an element of the crime of perjury under subsection (1) or subsection (2), and the defendant’s mistaken belief that the statement was not material is not a defense.
      History.—s. 1, sub-ch. 6, ch. 1637, 1868; RS 2561; GS 3473; RGS 5343; CGL 7477; s. 998, ch. 71-136; s. 55, ch. 74-383; s. 33, ch. 75-298; s. 3, ch. 97-90; s. 1311, ch. 97-102.

      Bar Complaint Coming ?

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    RUN AGAINST TUTER 2020

    HE RAISED $6000 IN 2014

    TIME FOR CHANGE FOR EVERY MAJOR OFFICE 2020

    PDO / SAO / CLERK / SHERIFF / CHIEF JUDGE

    ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

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      What didn’t I do to ever deserve this besides come up with some of the most lame excuses for the poor performances of Broward Judges in the history of the state of Florida ?

      Besides the Tuter Judicial Shell Game that is.
      Your guess is as good as mine.

      Send Tooty back to boot camp for good in 2020.

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            Kaplan v. Tuter?
            Kaplin v. Scherer?

            Lizzy was never nice to me, so payback would make my victory extra sweet.

            add them to the list of Bailey, Ledee, Gunderson, Davis, Franscois and the rest of my judicial targets. So many good choices!

            Remember- Vote RICHARD BRIAN KAPLAN for Judge – ensuring liberty and name game politics for all

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    Let us not forget that today marks the day that the vile exclamation of Ms. Brenda Foreman was vibrated into existence.

    “Woohoo!”

    Never forget.

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    When Gordon Weekes wins this election everyone on this blog is gonna have to eat their words and hide under a rock. Y’all are so confident about Lynch, mark my words, remember this comment in 11 months because you’re in for a big surprise.

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    Is someone going to run against Judge Moon, please someone please run against her. That is the worst courtroom to step foot in, absolutely terrible.

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        Teresa almost tossed Satz’ salad last time. So the status quo State Attorney’s office puts up a female candidate in reaction? But this bimbo ? And a Trumper at that? I’ve got the strangest feeling they’re in for a big eye opener.

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    Kick off ? Bet it turns out to be more like a punt. At any rate, I’ll be there to report the turn out if I can get passed that moron Justin.

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