50 thoughts on “Welcome aboard, JARED!”

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    Oh you mean this guy DUI, leaving the scene, traffic speeding tickets, and a foreclosure 🤣🤣🤣🤣oh Yes please be our leader!! Are you kidding me? Well he did give Richard I mean Harold $300

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      Really??? 8 years ago….you must be perfect and with no skeletons in your closet…..what a disgrace you post. Foreclosure? Oh you must have walked in his shoes too…..go practice law and better yourself instead of snooping on something you know nothing about

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        This guy couldn’t get hired in any other SAO office Let alone pass a lie detector test so you go fuck yourself.

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        Leaving the scene? Lol. Pryor’s got some explaining to do. The office is in a big enough mess as it is. Hiring political pimps ain’t going to make it any better. What a joke.

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        Just because it was eight years ago doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. Remember the wise man told him “you can’t control when opportunities will come, just be prepared when they do” so he RAN from the scene. Does a zebra ever change its stripes?

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      Typical Broward stuff. Hire a putz that has a record because he donated to your campaign! I though better of Pryor, but it looks like business as usual.

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      Diversion on a DUI from 2014 in Orange.

      Broward citizenry can’t catch a break.

      They’ve had Diversion at least since 2014 and in Miami and PB County too.

      Get rid of all the Satz people now and get Diversion going.

      Stop shitting on humanity simply because they happen to live in Broward.

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      I hope all the snarky commentators never have to go to trial against SarahNell, you will all be crying

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    The SA hasn’t called me back and they’ve had my application for six weeks … I thought my interview went well

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    The first order of business. Get rid of Satz and his followers. You promised a fresh start. Let’s start.

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    All the January moves were temporary. We just filled the holes until we could secure the real deals. Welcome aboard Jared and the 150k is well spent on you rather than on the Satz holdovers that we used, and are using, to buy our time.
    Yours truly,
    Richard

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    I can get stopped for Driving While Black anywhere in Florida but the only place I can’t get Diversion is motherfuckin’ Broward County and the State Attorney there is a Brother!

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      Diversion has always been a perk for anyone connected to the SAO. An employee or relative (or judge) gets their case immediately sent to Miami or Palm Beach. There’s diversion there for silly mistakes. Or good prosecutors for more serious stuff. Pryor should end the special treatment. If everyone needs to be criminalized then it shouldn’t matter where they work (or who they know). This new hire fellow is testament to treating people fairly instead of ruining their futures. Look what he’s accomplished. Why Pryor is still playing the Satz game is hard to believe. 17 is still a gulag run by chickens passing the responsibility buck.

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      OMG I can so hear Richard Pryor saying that! Funny as shit but sad! Thanks for making me laugh my ass off!!

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      OMG I can so hear Richard Pryor saying that! Funny as shit, but sad because it’s so damn true!!! That’s what made him so damn funny . He made jokes to show us how fucked up the system is because now you got a Brother in the office who is more fucked up than the old white dude who was there for 40 years. Now that’s funny as shit!!!Thanks for making me laugh my ass off!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    Way to go Jack the reopening plan is going exactly as planned by people who don’t have any plans

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    Fire that support staff terrorist lying bitch so called personnel director Renata and then we will believe something might change

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      She’s one of the best trial attorneys in the office. When she was in Roc she used to beat up on all the private SPDs that backman and gardener used to appoint. Including cotrone, gotlieb and halprin. Mind your manners.

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      Groundbreaking ? He’s not the first gay broward judge to sit on the bench. Maybe the first to wave it around like some flag of honor, and and he’s certainly not the only gay judge judge to sit on the bench in Broward. Some just keep their private business to themselves. I don’t quite understand what his sexual preference has to do with the way he does his job anyway, nor why it should have any relevance other than to serve as a springboard platform for getting re-elected.
      He shows up on the bench in a timely fashion which is more than I can say about any other judge in Broward, if they show up to work at all, so that says something about his sense of punctuality at least.

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    Not a big deal. Pryor got lucky with BLM. And the vast amounts of free publicity. He needs to make some news or he could draw challengers. This isn’t news anyway

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      Give me a fucking break, he’s courageous because he came out with what we all already knew? So all you have to do is be gay to get a court room named after you? That shows you what ridiculously low standards our court system has sunk to.

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        What an embarrassment that today’s definition of courageous is a man coming out admitting he is gay. Well let me go on record as saying I was born with a dick, I identify as a guy, my sexual preference is women so I must be a courageous guy.

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          Courageous my ass, put him in uniform, give him a weapon and send him to Afghanistan and you will see how courageous he is. Saying a fag is courageous is a slap in the face to all the military veterans, police, fire and all the other people that put this lives on the line every day. This week is the anniversary of 9/11 let’s not disrespect the true meaning of the word courageous.

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