EARLEY V. LEVEY COHEN*

Kaysia Earley
Filing Documents

* Assuming Mardi Levey Cohen seeks reelection …

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One attorney — who’s earned nearly $5 million in fees since 2011 — billed $100 an hour for working, on average, more than 12 hours a day nearly every day for three years, taking just six days off over those years, according to the JAC.

Another, who’s billed $2.2 million over that decade, filed invoices saying she worked more than 24 hours a day 43 times

107 thoughts on “EARLEY V. LEVEY COHEN*”

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    So Jinglehimer finally faces the music! LOL
    Its a new game with new players with a different game plan
    Condo Clan vs. Church Chumps …

    Broward Judges should all be run against. We can’t do any worse than the schmucks we’ve got now.

    We’ll be watching closely as the old paradigm falls apart and the lazy career putzes get kicked to the curb.

    Time to brush up on the ole job skills incumbents. The free ride is coming to an end. Its more than about time.

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      Marty Cohen? someone PLEASE tell me wtf is her problem? 40 plus years of running up and down Broward courthouse stairs from courtroom to courtroom, day after day covering my morning docket. A single Dui status slips through the cracks of my calendar and what does the bitch do? Does she call my office to alert me to the routine, largely meaningless roll over to a new date? naaah. the bitch capia’s my guy who gets picked up within days before I could vacate and I get nailed with a bar complaint! Any other judge in the courthouse would have called my office and/ or reset! She’s an absolute animal, wolf in sheeps clothing.

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    Hey the Governor and his nomination committee don’t want Black folks on the Bench in equal numbers proportionally to the community the judiciary serves. Therefore it’s only fitting Black folks exercise their muscle at the ballot box and boot all the incumbents. Black Lawyers need to seize the moment and run in great numbers this year. Economies to scale matters in elections. Mobilize the community as a cohesive whole and take back the Bench for all Americans not just the Federalists.

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      “WHEN WILL THEY ZERO IN ON ME”

      BROWARD NEEDS A NEW CHIEF JUDGE IN STEP WITH THE TIMES –
      NOT ONE PLAYING A PROTECTION RACKET GAME FOR ERRANT JUDGES

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        Broward’s CJ lets Judges not work. He lets them be not around. It’s a ghost town every afternoon. He lets them be rude when they’re around in the mornings. All Broward Judges (not only the Jnc appointed’s) need opposition. Every time. The CJ won’t make the Judges work hard. The lawyers have to do it. By running against them all. Until hard working Judges are the majority. Not the minority.

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          Well that makes no sense. If the minority does encompass hard working Judges, why propose to run against them as well?
          Ahhh…because your an idiot. Bad (nonworking, lazy, or even those without the necessary intelligence) Judges should most definitely be opposed. Leave the good ones alone.

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      Mardi may be a complete idiot with a big mouth, but I’m not voting for this bimbo for sure. She’s equally as stupid, perhaps worse, with a very bad tude.
      If she wins, it’ll open the door to every Broward judge getting opposition in the future.

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        Early has a lot in common with Merilee Ehrlich in terms of mental health status. Last thing we need on the bench.

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          Interesting that Earley claims to follow the law when she’s been sued by her own HOA for consistently breaking the community rules.

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        Lets hope so then because every Broward judge is either a lazy career sucka or an incompetent political pimp who falls asleep on the bench or worse. If every time a Broward judge’s term was up they were run against, it couldn’t help but improve the situation no matter how many times they came to me with their hands out for a campaign contributions.
        Its no joke that we have the worst judges in Broward with a Chief Judge who sucks at the public trough harder and longer than most of the rest of the do-nothing skaters.

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    This is the first of many white (especially female) incumbents who will be pouting this election season when they get opponents. Pretty much everyone up for re-election is easily beatable if the right person runs and spends genuine time and energy with their campaign. Most of the current judges have made enough enemies through COVID and their poor work ethic that they will have a very hard time getting support.

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      Checking to see if Feld from west is up. Look up lazy and her picture is sitting right there.

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      But who would ever want to run for judge if it’s such a crappy job according to some of you losers with Black Robe Fever that lost several elections? LOL LOL LOL

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        I think a lot of people would want the job. There are several kinds of people. The people that could never make it in the real world and are content with making less than $200K a year, the people that did make it in private practice and want to give back and serve the community before they retire, and the people that have spouses that make the real salary and can afford to take the low salary for the good hours and benefits.

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          Dont forget the people that never made it in private practice, has a wife that never did anything and their both ready to retire and are desperate for a pension and health insurance.

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          None of these suckers have ever given back anything to society. It’s as old and insincere a statement as the one about why judges should be making more because they would be doing so much better financially in private practice. None of these jokers never could make it in private practice and wouldn’t want to because they’d have to come into work to make a living. The only people that want to be judges are those that don’t want to do anything and those who can’t.
          They are vastly overpaid as so called Public Servants for the work they do and most are incompetent bunglers incapable of doing anything productive except suck off the Public Tit for as long as they can while moonlighting and then complaining about how under appreciated they are.

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            Yep all that’s true, good money and not alot of work. Keep going to your loser private practice and working your ass off while we enjoy sucking the public tit .Since most of your clients can’t pay you, you can chalk all that work up to your very noble “public Service”

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              It’s good hours and benefits-but not good money. That is what a first year lawyer makes at a firm.

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                That’s how stupid you are, no first year lawyer makes near that salary. Lawyers are in a very over crowded field that can’t even survive these days.

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                  Many first year lawyers do make that at big firms. Sorry that you probably graduated from a third tier school and never had access to that. But if you are more than a 10 year lawyer (and aren’t working in Government) you should at minimum be making $200k.

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                    So on one hand you’re saying a first year lawyer should make that much then you say a ten year lawyer should make that much?

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                      I’m saying first year lawyers can make that at most big firms- and 10 year lawyers should be making at minimum $200k (anywhere-except public service). It really isn’t that hard to get. $200k isn’t even a lot- unless you are also getting % and bonuses.

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      That goes double for the lazy idiots in Broward. If Broward judges were to be made to use timestamps, more than three quarters of them would be tossed out on their asses by voters

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    The cat’s out of the bag. Judges in the 17th have felt comfortable in their ability to intimidate would-be challengers in the past thru any number of avenues. . It’s not working anymore, The days of circling the wagons under an incompetent chief judge are over and many incumbents will now have to face the inevitability of having to run hotly contested campaigns every time their terms end.
    I don’t see judges riding out cushy jobs until retirement with hefty pensions anymore.
    The junkyard dogs are at the gates. Lazy, incompetent and arrogant incumbents are all in for really rough rides from here on out.

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      You must be one of the loser lawyers that have tried like hell to run and lost. Not sure where you obtained your campaign knowledge but it’s obvious why you ran and lost.

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        I agree- it’s mostly loser lawyers- but what else are you going to attract with that bad salary. Most people over 30 can’t live on that.

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    Broward judges have only themselves to thank. The acquired narcissism exhibited by many have insured stiff competition as the political climate changes in Broward. Its not going to be as easy as its been in the preceding years to float back into office unopposed.

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    RUN AGAINST ALL JNC JUDGES

    SEND TRUMP/DESANTIS/FEDERALISTS AWAY

    BROWARD NEEDS JUDGES REPRESENTATIVE OF THE PEOPLE OF BROWARD

    SEND THE FEDERALIST MAYONNAISE SOCIETY PACKING

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      There needs to be a flyer done with pictures of all judges and wannabe judges at federalist society events and it needs to be at every democratic club.

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    Serious question. Is Odom doing any better than Bailey did. The sign up sheet has to go. And the deputy. What’s going on.

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      Odom is polite to the lawyers and good to the defendants.
      Who cares about a sign in sheet.
      He’s no Bailey Bully Boy.

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        Judge Odom is tons better than Judge Davis was in that division. Judge Davis didn’t control the miserable ASA’s that were in there. (Praise the Lord; they both left the SAO recently. ) Judge Odom has good prosecutors now. His division is moving cases now in fashion acceptable to State and Defense. Judge Odom may be quirky but he’s doing very good work.

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        IVE BEEN ON A CRYING JAG EVER SINCE I LEFT THAT CUSHY JOB AS JUDGE – NOW I HAVE TO BE ACCOUNTABLE FOR MY TIME AND I CAN’T ACT OUT MY FEELINGS OF HOSTILITY TOWARDS THE HUMAN RACE

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      He is respectful to and kind to everyone in his courtroom, that says a lot. Unlike Bailey who was a complete tyrant

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    Ms. Earley is the judge Broward county deserves. A dishonest, self-righteous moron. And she will win. Have a blessed day, y’all.

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    Is the JQC going to find out about Kal Evans taking the last month and a half off? He’s up! Someone file! Someone file!

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    At least Mccarthy is out of criminal. Now if Scherer and Garcia-Woods can go civil the criminal side might finally be decent. Bring back Bidwill or even Levenson.

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    ANYONE BUT LEVEY
    ALL BROWARD JUDGES NEED OPPOSITION
    CLEAN OUT THE RATS NEST THAT IS THE BROWARD JUDICIARY

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    I feel like no one talks about Yael Gamm…and what a terrible, mean, unethical prosecutor she was. The things she did were unconscionable. She’s on the bench now, fake smiling at events so she can keep her job,( when you know she’d rather be snubbing every single person because we are all beneath her). So…is she up? If not, when is she up?

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    I don’t know about all that personal stuff but can someone explain how some bureaucrat earning dogshit money that anyone with a graduate degree would be ashamed of and—to boot–they have to beg their so-called friends for money for a humiliating grovel election campaign to keep a rotten job where they only have power over suffering people could think they’re above anything or anyone??????

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      It’s an ego feed when they’re sitting in the chair, they can’t get anywhere else. It’s called robe fever. It’s more important than money to some type of folk.

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        You forgot that most Broward Judges do next to nothing for the little they’re paid. It’s like being on vacation after they get on the bench. Of course Tooty doesn’t care because he’s getting slop off the taxpayers too. One of these days its got to catch up with them. I say run against every one of these sliders.

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          If the money’s for shit, no one that’s a judge has a brain and it’s such an embarrassing position it will be really tough to find any one that would want to run. My guess is there are a great many of you that would give your left nut to run and win.

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              Represents a substantial increase in pay for almost all the smooches looking to be a judge in Broward. Most of them couldn’t pay their rent.

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          Feld is definitely in this category. You can’t even finish a sentence on a case in her civil hearings.

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    If they could bill that many hours and not get caught by a state audit then who’s the stupid one in this situation? Who ever conducted that audit and signed off on it should be investigated and jailed, not just fired along with both judges.

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        Ross & Ribas
        Rodriguez & Wood
        And Kanner (seriously why is no one running against him?!) is attempting to get his wife in an open seat now

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            Who’s that Horse face chick standing next to that guy. What kind of oats do they feed that Nag.

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          Agree. How does this guy scoot by? He didn’t show up during COVID, gossipy and is barely adequate at his job. In Broward, being a white Jewish guy isn’t favorable anymore. Easy win for any black female. Sad, but true.

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    Ok I’m just gonna say it—WHAT IS BRAULIO’S JOB?? He’s all over my feed every day doing some bullshit that puts him in a position to have judges kissing his ass every election cycle. What the hell is he doing for the broward bar association? All he’s doing is marketing himself as a king maker. Schmoozing with judges and judge wannabes does ZERO for the broward lawyers. It does everything to brand and market braulio. That’s it. I’m so exhausted by it. And what are these videos he just posted interviewing judges for black history month? Wow I’m really glad to know that Stephanie moon comes home by ten every night because nothing good happens after ten???!!! Who. Cares? What is this?

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      Possibly one of the dumbest comments in blog history and that’s saying a lot. Broward Bar Association is recognized as one of the top Bar Associations in the country—not at all an easy feat for a place as mixed up as south Florida.

      And this: “I’m so exhausted by it.” Seriously? That exhausts you? I feel sorry for your clients.

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        Lol, ok braulio. You feel sorry for this dude’s clients? Why? Because he used the word “exhausted” as a term of art and not in the literal sense? Do you have clients? Or have you been doing this broward bar thing your whole career?

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          Braulio read that comment and imagined this person literally doubled over, panting, absolutely moments from kicking the bucket—after watching one of his dumb videos.
          Anyone who read that understood what it meant dude. Calm down.

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    Mardi Levey-Cohen is the worst of the worst. Bad in criminal and even worse in civil. She completely torpedoed one of my cases with total disregard for the law. When a judge has zero knowledge of the law AND a terrible disposition to boot it is a real losing combination. I will donate to Ms. Early or anyone else who runs against her.

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      Please don’t bc Earley is just as bad if not worse. She’s trifling. To be sued by your own HOA and all of the other madness she’s involved in. Went to her sons school in Boca and harassed the principal while filming him. Who does that.

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      Mardi is a bag of peanuts.. She never had any business sitting as a judge in Broward or anywhere else. Time for her to take up janitorial work.

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      In her defense, the shoes that she stole were really nice, and she really wanted them. It was not founded upon any delusional tendency.
      I can’t wait for this ex-con preacher to spread the word from the bench.

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    You could then add her to the rest of the list of delusional pinheads that wear a robe in Broward ! Lol
    They gotta make a living somehow, but in most jobs that includes actually working.

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