I thought Porter had joined a labor gang at a lumber yard. All we need is that sourpuss back. Get her a flannel shirt and give her a forklift.
One of the dumbest judges we’ve ever had.
They’d have to wheel her in in a wheelbarrow. Have you seen the size of Ilona lately ? She’d be a huge liability if you ask me. I’d rather catch her at the Sunrise Flea Market.
The retirement letter is full of self-serving nonsense. The only reputation Judge Henning leaves is that of a judge who was frequently unpleasant on the bench, tried very few cases, arrived for work late and left early, I will not speculate on her three month absence from the office.
Pryor wins. Holmes is the absolute worst person to hold that position. She also overestimates how much support she has. Most people that know her, or meet her, can’t stand her. She will not win. If you want to remove Pryor- Holmes is absolutely not the one to do it.
Ilona Holmes could have stopped Mike Satz decades ago. She sat on her pulpit, demanded to be treated like she was a god, and watched while Satz and Morton lied to the black community and told them they had no choice but to follow the law. Ilona knew better. She came out of Miami under Janet Reno. Not only did she sit with her thumb up her rear but she has probably sent more black men to prison for life than any other judge in this building.
I am heartened to see Judge Henning ask for a suitable replacement. Judge Henning has all our luck in her future endeavors. Sadly the Governor gets an appointment but I hope he decides on a suitable candidate for our Democratic county. Now I wish for all those who know Judge Diaz. His friends and colleagues. To impress upon him to retire and not give his position to the Governor. I know this represents a heart breaking situation for Judge Henning to surrender her seat in a non election position. I hope Judge Diaz will safely pass his own to the electorate of Broward.
He’s been on the bench for decades. He knows how to get on the democrat voter guides and does a lot of stuff out in the community that has absolutely nothing to do with the quality of work he does on the bench. But instead of focusing on his job he focuses on his campaign. He was fined when he should have been removed. The wife needs him to keep her cushy job too. So he pals around with Brenda. When Brenda isn’t having out of body experiences where God talks to her about her competition or she isn’t posting about Hitler, she’s hanging out with Diaz who politically pimps for her. So he’s not going anywhere unless he wants to quit. He’s been challenged many times. He’s been on the bench so long he will haunt the place long after he’s gone.
Diaz won’t leave unless wifey is leaving. He needs to politically pimp for that incompetent fool Brenda as clerk to keep the wife in that overpaid do nothing job of hers.
Diaz and Forman are up at the same time. For effectiveness they both need opponents. They both could lose. In my opinion that would be a blessing for Broward County.
Like any of them care what happens when they leave. Broward has the biggest bunch of backslapping self-serving lazy judges this side of Tijuana. They suck taxpayers until they can’t suck anymore. Remember Arline? Same stunt.
Both Diaz and his wifey are the same. And they call it public service ! LOL
Holmes isn’t the answer but throwing out Pryor and his incompetent ADMIN is definitely the first start! it is obvious that Pryor is way in over his head. And we promise to show Pryor the same grace he showed all the people he fired when he first came in. Matter fact we will even say the same thing to him. I will be sworn in tomorrow, but you, Mr. Pryor you will not be sworn in. remember how you treated people on the way up? You cannot treat people the way you did and continue to do so. karma is a f-ing bitch!!!
Holmes can straighten that place out. And she knows the law. Maybe she will institute blue robe days in all the courtrooms and bring everybody’s case loads down. Just plead them all out and start trying more cases. It’s a start.
See you Pryor. You are a fraud and a disgrace to your race. A total sell out. Also a raging thief. Wait till Desantis finds out you have been paying your campaign manager a state salary.
Ilana was the Judge most overturned? For really dumb stuff. Like stuff even a County Judge would know not to do. She was lousy with the law. Why would she be a good State Atty?.
I don’t think there was one as obnoxious as she was about how supposedly smart she was on the law (she would tell people that) and be in reality incredibly ignorant at the same time (reversed, reversed, reversed).
I dreaded going into Ilona’s courtroom. It was the biggest circus with her as the head clown with a chip on her shoulder every day. Nothing got done, she was consistently over her head, and had one of the worst attitudes I’ve ever encountered as a judge.
I for one am glad to see her out out to pasture.
The word stellar as judge is not the word I’d use to describe Judge Henning. She’s the last of the Hollywood scoop gang riding the old mule into the ground. Grossman was the sleazy swamp worm and the rest have followed suit.
Holmes is one of the cruelest, most heartless, and trashiest people to ever wear the black robes. Her unprofessionalism on the bench surpassed even those of the infamous Bailey or McCarthy. Nobody has ever had a more grandiose sense of self than Holmes with her self-worshipping trophies lined up on her bench as she obnoxiously sang her own praises! She was a prosecutor and a tyrant from the bench. She did not know what it meant to be “neutral” or provide “due process”. When the prosecution wanted 5 years she wanted 20. When defense lawyers spoke she disrespectfully interrupted to make arguments for the state. When the prosecution was quiet at counsel table she would object for them and then grant her own objection. When defendants deserved mercy she showed cruelty and callousness. Her arrogance was surpassed only by her cruelty. She must never be voted into power again!!!!!!!
So that’s her friend girl ? Lol. You’ve made enough people miserable Ilona for long enough. Time to work on yourself, girl. You got a lot of work to do. Nobody has forgotten the scam you tried to pull to save the Banana when you knew the truth and looked the other way. Worse. You encouraged her behavior. Now pull yourself out of the mire you created and ask for forgiveness, but stay away. You’ve caused enough damage. Dust all your junk and seek redemption.
I’m Judge Holmes. Judge Holmes is talking. Everybody stop what you’re doing. Judge Holmes is the greatest human being ever. Judge Holmes is the smartest person in history. Judge Holmes is always right. Now give me my trophy because I’m getting hungry.
Dear Governor Desantis,
Is it permitted to put my campaign manager on the state payroll when his only duties are to help me with my re-election.
All the best,
Harold
I’ve blocked out my experience with Ilona. One trial was enough. I can however remember all the crap she had stacked up all over the bench. She must be a real hoarder of junk. I mean, besides her rulings.
Holmes would screw up a one car funeral. The last thing we need is Ilona at the helm. She’s lost her mojo a long time ago along with her designer robe she was told to leave at home !
NO MORE CAREER JUDGES
VOTE JUDGES OUT AFTER ONE TERM
LOOK AT THE PROBLEMS ITS BROUGHT TO BROWARD BY LETTING THESE CAREER PARASITES 🦠 DIG IN
CAST YOUR VOTE AGAINST ENTRENCHED LETHARGY AND CORRUPTION- VOTE NO TO END CAREER JUDGES WHO SUCK STATE TAXPAYERS DRY FOR LITTLE TO NOTHING IN RETURN – REMAIN VIGILANT-EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO DUMP JUDICIAL SUCKERS
You’ve got that right. She like a mentally challenged egotistical whack that has no place on the bench. Calling her back would be like putting a retard back on the bench. We’ve got plenty of problems with the judges in Broward, but we sure don’t need Holmes adding to it. She’s a complete mess.
I can’t believe they let say the R word how dare you. It’s called challenged or on the spectrum. She is neither but definitely full of her self. She was always cordial to myself and in fact she published off of my motion to dismiss one time. Can’t imagine that. Everyone needs to learn something new everyday. Unless your in the cracked up courthouse where everything is a same oh same oh. Thanks for playing
Ilona Holmes could have stopped Mike Satz decades ago. She sat on her pulpit, demanded to be treated like she was a god, and watched while Satz and Morton lied to the black community and told them they had no choice but to follow the law. Ilona knew better. She came out of Miami under Janet Reno. Not only did she sit with her thumb up her rear but she has probably sent more black men to prison for life than any other judge in this building.
as to the blackmen who r eceived life, perhaps their choices had something to do with it, perhaps im wrong and moral responsibility no longer is a relevant criteria…. sic transit gloria. peace unto you brother, may you live long enough to enjoy the complete blessings of your world……
Huh?
Read All About it
Gelin newsboy headline:
“HENNING OUT!”
Tuter assisted by Gelin,
Bill Gelin, Legend
in hIs own mind
All him. JT didn’t do anything.
He shoved her out of the good assignment.
How long were they going to pay her to sit around until Jaab exposed it???
“How long were they going to pay her to sit around until Jaab exposed it???”
Probably until her term was up, like they did for Grossman.
HENNING IS THE LAST OF THE HOLLYWOOD SCABS AND NO LOSS TO THE BROWARD JUDICIARY
Down with Bowman, Tuter, Lee and his JA Jose…
Protect our kids before it is too late..
Jose is a dick
I thought he liked dick
So who is gonna fill in? We can’t appropriately strategize if we don’t know who is covering!
Porter til Desantis fills it. My guess.
Great. Pay her 50k to fill in until whenever the appointment hits? When half the Judges don’t have court in the afternoons?
Pay Porter? Pay Pole? Pay Stone?
WHY?
STOP PAYING SENIOR JUDGES WHEN BROWARD COURTROOMS ARE EMPTY
AUDIT ALL BROWARD JUDGES PRODUCTIVITY
I thought Porter had joined a labor gang at a lumber yard. All we need is that sourpuss back. Get her a flannel shirt and give her a forklift.
One of the dumbest judges we’ve ever had.
Give her one of your moms
JaabQC strikes again.
This place is so stupid.
Grossman was lucky he had Whiney. Tuter called her bluff. With assist from Gelin.
Thanks for playing. Who played it better than the Hollywood bunch. Is she the last of them?
Word is Ilona is going to make an official announcement that she will be running against Mr. Pryor in 2024. Shout out to Ilona!
That is frightening. She would be the absolute worst.
Maybe mot. Faulk and smith better start packing their bags.
She won’t do anything. She’s not a leader.
They’d have to wheel her in in a wheelbarrow. Have you seen the size of Ilona lately ? She’d be a huge liability if you ask me. I’d rather catch her at the Sunrise Flea Market.
The retirement letter is full of self-serving nonsense. The only reputation Judge Henning leaves is that of a judge who was frequently unpleasant on the bench, tried very few cases, arrived for work late and left early, I will not speculate on her three month absence from the office.
No way Pryor can beat Holmes. Not a chance
Pryor wins. Holmes is the absolute worst person to hold that position. She also overestimates how much support she has. Most people that know her, or meet her, can’t stand her. She will not win. If you want to remove Pryor- Holmes is absolutely not the one to do it.
Ilona Holmes could have stopped Mike Satz decades ago. She sat on her pulpit, demanded to be treated like she was a god, and watched while Satz and Morton lied to the black community and told them they had no choice but to follow the law. Ilona knew better. She came out of Miami under Janet Reno. Not only did she sit with her thumb up her rear but she has probably sent more black men to prison for life than any other judge in this building.
I am heartened to see Judge Henning ask for a suitable replacement. Judge Henning has all our luck in her future endeavors. Sadly the Governor gets an appointment but I hope he decides on a suitable candidate for our Democratic county. Now I wish for all those who know Judge Diaz. His friends and colleagues. To impress upon him to retire and not give his position to the Governor. I know this represents a heart breaking situation for Judge Henning to surrender her seat in a non election position. I hope Judge Diaz will safely pass his own to the electorate of Broward.
I’d rather see him run and lose because then he can’t come back like Judge Porter.
Diaz is like a stubborn stain on the judiciary . You can’t get rid of him. He has to go on his own or be aged out.
I NEED THE TACOS
If he loses he’ll be Mr. Defeated not so BMOC at Nova.
Too funny.
He’s been on the bench for decades. He knows how to get on the democrat voter guides and does a lot of stuff out in the community that has absolutely nothing to do with the quality of work he does on the bench. But instead of focusing on his job he focuses on his campaign. He was fined when he should have been removed. The wife needs him to keep her cushy job too. So he pals around with Brenda. When Brenda isn’t having out of body experiences where God talks to her about her competition or she isn’t posting about Hitler, she’s hanging out with Diaz who politically pimps for her. So he’s not going anywhere unless he wants to quit. He’s been challenged many times. He’s been on the bench so long he will haunt the place long after he’s gone.
Díaz will still have an opponent. Because the democratic clubs will know that a vote for him is a vote for a DeSantis appointment. Bye Bob!
He will have an opponent. Win or lose. It will cost a lot of money. Time too. Blazing summer fun.
Diaz won’t leave unless wifey is leaving. He needs to politically pimp for that incompetent fool Brenda as clerk to keep the wife in that overpaid do nothing job of hers.
Diaz and Forman are up at the same time. For effectiveness they both need opponents. They both could lose. In my opinion that would be a blessing for Broward County.
Like any of them care what happens when they leave. Broward has the biggest bunch of backslapping self-serving lazy judges this side of Tijuana. They suck taxpayers until they can’t suck anymore. Remember Arline? Same stunt.
Both Diaz and his wifey are the same. And they call it public service ! LOL
THANKS FOR THE APPOINTMENT OPPORTUNITY PATTI
THINGS AREN’T BAD ENOUGH ALREADY ?
SELFISH AND UNCARING
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
Raising the retirement age to 75 was a huge mistake.
42 years of collecting a paycheck and receiving other benefits.
This “42 years” post is so obviously you Gelin,
posting anonymously again …
ha ha, your “FRS JUDICIAL PENSION PRIMER”
Pryor can’t be beat. Not by Holmes at least. She is all washed up and nasty.
Satz/Pryor or Satz/Holmes….they’re both Satz. All the same people. Holmes was a terrible incarcerator. The face of mass incarceration.
GIMME TIME TO CHECK WITH MY FRIEND-GIRL AND TO SCOPE THE PRICE OF SAUSAGE
I’ve got enough trinkets now I want a job
I hit my head and had some sort of epiphany because suddenly I wanted to stop being sleazy.
I’LL BE BACK
You grab their pussys and I’ll grab their feeble little minds.
Isn’t it time yet to review all of Trumpy’s appointees?
How many of them are like him?
YOU SAW WHAT I DID TO HILLARY
Greed + sophism equals dominance my little pretties.
Vote HOLMES for true criminal justice reform with an enormous wealth of knowledge.
How’s locking up peoples for spitting on the sidewalk ‘reform?’
Holmes “true criminal justice reform with an enormous wealth of knowledge” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That has to be Holmes- no one else thinks that.
Holmes isn’t the answer but throwing out Pryor and his incompetent ADMIN is definitely the first start! it is obvious that Pryor is way in over his head. And we promise to show Pryor the same grace he showed all the people he fired when he first came in. Matter fact we will even say the same thing to him. I will be sworn in tomorrow, but you, Mr. Pryor you will not be sworn in. remember how you treated people on the way up? You cannot treat people the way you did and continue to do so. karma is a f-ing bitch!!!
Holmes can straighten that place out. And she knows the law. Maybe she will institute blue robe days in all the courtrooms and bring everybody’s case loads down. Just plead them all out and start trying more cases. It’s a start.
Holmesy is the right person at the right time. Holmesy for Sao!
See you Pryor. You are a fraud and a disgrace to your race. A total sell out. Also a raging thief. Wait till Desantis finds out you have been paying your campaign manager a state salary.
I’VE STILL GOT A LITTLE PORK LEFT IN ME
Ilona Holmes was nothing but ham
Ilana was the Judge most overturned? For really dumb stuff. Like stuff even a County Judge would know not to do. She was lousy with the law. Why would she be a good State Atty?.
I don’t think there was one as obnoxious as she was about how supposedly smart she was on the law (she would tell people that) and be in reality incredibly ignorant at the same time (reversed, reversed, reversed).
42 years and no Courtroom Naming? Seriously?
With three months vacation every year? lol. Henning was as lazy as they come …
We are just as glad to see the back of you Patti. What took you so long ? Your letter is a little over the top.
Only for men. Kaplan, Moskowwitz, Tuter.
I dreaded going into Ilona’s courtroom. It was the biggest circus with her as the head clown with a chip on her shoulder every day. Nothing got done, she was consistently over her head, and had one of the worst attitudes I’ve ever encountered as a judge.
I for one am glad to see her out out to pasture.
And get a damned dictionary Veronica
Hate Crime Statue.
Unreal
ITS THE REAL BROWARD
Anyone know why she cancelled court?
Why does a Judge of stellar reputation like Judge Henning get pushed around while Judge Scherer is a frequent no show?
Court Admin joke.
She’s so stellar she can’t be bothered to come to work for months ? That Judge Henning ? What kind of Mickey Mouse Show is Tuter running around here ?
Seriously. JT, why does Judge Scherer get a pass?
Is that a rhetorical question
anyone who asks or tries to do the right thing gets transferred
HER DADDY WAS MY BOSS BEFORE I WAS PIMPED OFF AND INTO BROWARD JUDICIAL POLITICS WHERE I MAKE THE BIG SCORE
Dale Ross, Henning….why do people run for office when they have no intention of finishing a term.
To get every last dime they can.
Squeeze the taxpayers to the last drop ! U can always bet it’s the first priority of every Broward Judge.
TUTER IS A SCHERER MOLE
The word stellar as judge is not the word I’d use to describe Judge Henning. She’s the last of the Hollywood scoop gang riding the old mule into the ground. Grossman was the sleazy swamp worm and the rest have followed suit.
LIP FILLER APPOINTMENT ?
No Court ? Maybe she’s on another Botox Binge …
ITS CALLED MAINTENANCE
BREAK OUT THE BIG BOTTLE
Holmes for State Attorney 2024
Holmes is one of the cruelest, most heartless, and trashiest people to ever wear the black robes. Her unprofessionalism on the bench surpassed even those of the infamous Bailey or McCarthy. Nobody has ever had a more grandiose sense of self than Holmes with her self-worshipping trophies lined up on her bench as she obnoxiously sang her own praises! She was a prosecutor and a tyrant from the bench. She did not know what it meant to be “neutral” or provide “due process”. When the prosecution wanted 5 years she wanted 20. When defense lawyers spoke she disrespectfully interrupted to make arguments for the state. When the prosecution was quiet at counsel table she would object for them and then grant her own objection. When defendants deserved mercy she showed cruelty and callousness. Her arrogance was surpassed only by her cruelty. She must never be voted into power again!!!!!!!
Okay Harold
QUEEN LATIFA GOES ON THE ROAD
So that’s her friend girl ? Lol. You’ve made enough people miserable Ilona for long enough. Time to work on yourself, girl. You got a lot of work to do. Nobody has forgotten the scam you tried to pull to save the Banana when you knew the truth and looked the other way. Worse. You encouraged her behavior. Now pull yourself out of the mire you created and ask for forgiveness, but stay away. You’ve caused enough damage. Dust all your junk and seek redemption.
She was up Kenny Felon’s backside too.
LEAVE THAT CLOWN SUIT AT HOME ILONA OR ELSE
Thumbs down for Holmes ever coming back in any capacity
I guess you’re saying she was callous and indifferent?
.
I WANT TO BE YOUR NEXT STATE ATTORNEY
Egomaniacal loudmouth twit. …
Is that what happens when the Botox runs out ? Ouch.
I am also expert in advanced plastic injection molding techniques
What do you want from life
To try and be happy
while you do the nasty things
you must
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SyixSHWgR8
Should I explain to them who Marx and Lenin were or just let them cheer?
If we don’t teach it it didn’t happen.
SAVE AMERICA AGAIN
Holmes beats Pryor. See you Pryor. See You Niva. See you Regina.
We will have the biggest celebration when Gina, Neva, and Pryor are gone!!!
I’m Judge Holmes. Judge Holmes is talking. Everybody stop what you’re doing. Judge Holmes is the greatest human being ever. Judge Holmes is the smartest person in history. Judge Holmes is always right. Now give me my trophy because I’m getting hungry.
It may end up costing hundreds of thousands of dollars but we’re still doing it my way
HOLMES IS A LIGHTWEIGHT WITH A LOT OF BAGGAGE
Dear Governor Desantis,
Is it permitted to put my campaign manager on the state payroll when his only duties are to help me with my re-election.
All the best,
Harold
Rest easy Iowans. I was not educated in Florida.
Lightweight with baggage? Perfect for Broward! Fit right in!
Damn that is one ugly face! Only Pryor could love 🤣🤣🤣😱😱😱😱🤣🤣🤣
I’ve blocked out my experience with Ilona. One trial was enough. I can however remember all the crap she had stacked up all over the bench. She must be a real hoarder of junk. I mean, besides her rulings.
Judge Holmes the Judge Ito of the east coast trinkets vs clocks. It must be an I in the name thing.
Holmes would screw up a one car funeral. The last thing we need is Ilona at the helm. She’s lost her mojo a long time ago along with her designer robe she was told to leave at home !
Where’s the cemetery?
How many times do I have to tell them not to set cases on Fridays.
She’s had the upper lip pumped …
Why bring back retired judges to hear cases when the judges we have only work 2 days a week if that ? What a waste of resources and time.
THERE’S LIFE AFTER THE BENCH PATTI
WELCOME BACK TO THE FAMILY FOLD
NO MORE CAREER JUDGES
VOTE JUDGES OUT AFTER ONE TERM
LOOK AT THE PROBLEMS ITS BROUGHT TO BROWARD BY LETTING THESE CAREER PARASITES 🦠 DIG IN
CAST YOUR VOTE AGAINST ENTRENCHED LETHARGY AND CORRUPTION- VOTE NO TO END CAREER JUDGES WHO SUCK STATE TAXPAYERS DRY FOR LITTLE TO NOTHING IN RETURN – REMAIN VIGILANT-EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO DUMP JUDICIAL SUCKERS
Nobody wants Judge Holmes back on the bench. That old show has worn itself out.
You’ve got that right. She like a mentally challenged egotistical whack that has no place on the bench. Calling her back would be like putting a retard back on the bench. We’ve got plenty of problems with the judges in Broward, but we sure don’t need Holmes adding to it. She’s a complete mess.
I can’t believe they let say the R word how dare you. It’s called challenged or on the spectrum. She is neither but definitely full of her self. She was always cordial to myself and in fact she published off of my motion to dismiss one time. Can’t imagine that. Everyone needs to learn something new everyday. Unless your in the cracked up courthouse where everything is a same oh same oh. Thanks for playing
Ilona Holmes could have stopped Mike Satz decades ago. She sat on her pulpit, demanded to be treated like she was a god, and watched while Satz and Morton lied to the black community and told them they had no choice but to follow the law. Ilona knew better. She came out of Miami under Janet Reno. Not only did she sit with her thumb up her rear but she has probably sent more black men to prison for life than any other judge in this building.
Now she’s Ms. Honorable NAACP.
as to the blackmen who r eceived life, perhaps their choices had something to do with it, perhaps im wrong and moral responsibility no longer is a relevant criteria…. sic transit gloria. peace unto you brother, may you live long enough to enjoy the complete blessings of your world……