MIAMI CLOSED!

11th Circuit Media Advisory

COVID puts jury trials on hold in Sarasota, Manatee, DeSoto counties (8/26)

WPLG – Detectives clear Broward’s chief toxicologist of public corruption; prosecutors decide not to charge him over marijuana in his office

Brady! (JAABLOG 7/29)

Daily Mail (UK) – Adam Sandler’s father-in-law lawyer is arrested while smuggling a loaded gun into a Florida courthouse in his briefcase

Florida Bar drops complaint by State Attorney Jack Campbell over Mentour Lawyer YouTube videos

“Filing a bar complaint simply because a lawyer is sharing a public record was improper, and thankfully the grievance committee reached the right result.”

107 thoughts on “MIAMI CLOSED!”

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      Covid Cattle Calls in Misdemeanor is more like it on Trial Call Days . Maybe those Judges shoulkd sit in the Pews with everyone else. Instead of behind the protective Glass barking orders.

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    And yet we have judges who want us to come into their courtrooms for calendar calls or other random nonsense just because they want to see our (masked) faces . WTF?! I am embarrassed by the judicial nonsense in this county. Yes, we need to get back to trying cases and arguing motions to suppress. But everything else can be by Zoom. COVID or not. Time to get with the program Jack!

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      Yes, let’s just all stay home forever. I hope that my continued social isolation will lead me to continued inability to interact with others.
      Looking forward to another year of Cheetos and pantsless zoom calls, all in the name of stopping infection.

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        This is BS, you can attend the UM/Alabama football game this weekend with 60,000 people but no jury trials, smh

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      Judge Usan a bin laden said he is requiring C. Calls to be in person bc as he told several lawyers who asked wtf?:

      “I just miss seeing all the attorneys in person”

      You demented fuckhead. That shit should be by Zoom (even if no fake pandemic), only trials and evidentiary hearings should be in person.

      Hey Judge Usan a Bin Laden: you are SO lucky those cops ‘found’ 5,000 extra ballots to overturn the official results a few hours later.
      Nobody would hire your sorry ass

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        Wrong on both accounts. Judge Usan has had the zoom option again for several weeks, but you wouldn’t know that because you don’t go to his courtroom.

        Also, you lost the election both before and after the complete manual recount so give it a rest loser. No one wants to hear your insane rantings.

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      I remember when ME personnel had to huff formaldehyde to get through the day with a smile on their faces. This’s progress.

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      Any emphasis on closed/open debate or jury trial necessity is a non-discussion until speedy trial is reinstated. They can’t have it both ways. The system is already enough of a one way railroad without completely eliminating any remaining fraction of a right of way for the defendant in the government’s cross-hairs.

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    Is Tuter going to shut down in person hearings and jury trials, or is Sayfie the only sensible one? A bailiff has already died. More are sick. But, oh, no. He can’t do that, because that would delay the Nikolas Cruz trial even further. Just let ’em all die, right?

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    Seems as if, when you are too old to remember where you put a fully-loaded gun, you might be too old to own a fully-loaded gun.

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      Emergency petition….for number of things.

      List includes misrepresenting status in military from some sources. What?

      Please someone tell me – what status in military did he claim to have.

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        My signature on this phony document certifies my rank of Général d’Royal Moroccan Army and Chancellor of my Alma Mater NSU Law.

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          AS LONG AS I KEPT BROWARD JUDGE’S RE-ELECTION CAMPAIGNS GREASED THEY KEPT QUIET
          ITS A PRICE OF DOING BUSINESS IN BROWARD JUDICIAL CIRCLES

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      Seriously? Isn’t anyone concerned with the amount of Nova Law people ending up in ethical scandals? Why so many?

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          Plus its a feeder for government jobs. The firms hire from the good schools. The low ranked schools feed the low paying bureaucracy. That’s why there’s so many of them on the bench. And before the JQC. Because anyone can get into that school. Or slurp an appointment or win an election since they have no practices and tons of free time to chase a pay raise.

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              It’s the only Law School in the world with a JQC Judge setting the example. Judge Diaz is a Professor and on the Board. Bad message much?

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      If anyone knows about blood on the hands, it’s those who condoned the last administration
      #F45

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    What mind ? This career politician has been sucking taxpayers for over 40 years and just goes to show you what we’ve got in Washington calling the shots.

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    Unchecked medical tyranny seems hellbent on destroying freedom in Western Society with the presumption that we’re all sick, whether we know it or not.

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      The Soccer mom Assembly is a judicious lot whom elevated its Saint and Savior Fauci very carefully. Mind your words. Only CNN scripture is worthy of disturbing the conclave.
      Wherefore If you disagree with any of what has been spoken, it’s heresy and misinformation. You’ll be excommunicated from your cell phone gadgets like the Facebook and the Twitter. In the name of truth.

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    Just what we need in Broward because the judges aren’t bad enough: A toxicologist that’s drunk and stoned ! Lol

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    Judges won’t have hearings but Benson has no problem using tax payer resources to bring in her film crew for a reelection commercial….i thought judges weren’t supposed to use their courtroom for campaign purposes?

    Jqc?

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          Listen you bigoted asshole that thinks they are funny. But all you are showing is how old dates and you are. Trans people hurt no one. Idiot unvaccinated idiots take up hospital beds and fill up hospitals so that gun shot victims and cancer patients done have room. Get the shot and stop obsessing about trans people

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            The vaccinated are taking up the most beds in the hospitals now so you better educate yourself on that topic.

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              Not true, only 10% of vaccinated are taking beds for covid. 90% for the vaccinated.
              Cross checks what they originally said about how effective the vaccines were.
              Educate YOURSELF!

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                You’re totaling making up numbers, disclose your data and we might believe you. Covid numbers are higher this Labor Day then last year’s numbers, the majority of the nation has had both vaccines (many have now had three) so explain how the vaccine is working.

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                  That person is making up #’s. Sheep! follow the lies is all they know how to do and believe everything they see on CNN (criminal news network)

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              You are an idiot. I’m sure you also believe the earth is flat and get your information from Q. People like you are why this pandemic will never end.

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      2/10 makes Elizabeth Warren look like a beauty pageant queen.

      But her name is 10/10 unbeatable for re-election.

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        2/10 Betsy Benson makes Elizabeth Warren look like a beauty pageant queen.

        But her name is 10/10 unbeatable for re-election.

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        She can easily be beat by a Jewish female with a name that starts with A. Its a simple fact..
        But at least Benson shows up to work unlike a lot of other judges that don’t do anything in Broward. I’ll give her that much.

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      50 chimps on the typewriters in a room will eventually type Shakespeare. Can your Nova grads do that?

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        NOVA grads are bottom feeders that end up making no money and going into creepy areas of law like sex crimes. How many NOVA grads end up in Corporate or high end law firms?

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    Settle down tranny freak and check your Grammer. Even weirdos should know how to write a sentence.

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      Again- I am certain you are an old man that doesn’t keep up with the times. Stop worrying so much about trans people and start picking up your own saggy balls from the floor. Seriously-stop obsessing over other peoples sex organs. Lol. Loser.

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      We need to drop a plane load of this stuff over San Francisco. Fox News did a segment over the weekend about what a complete shit hole the place is.

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        Tent Lauderdale is about 3 years behind San Francisco. You already have to watch where you step downtown.

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    Anyone know why Palm Beach is allowed to have in person calendar calls this week? I have to drive up there on Friday. No zoom. Sucks.

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      Broward as well is still having calendar calls in person and jury trials. I have one on Friday but my attornies will be there in my place. I don’t know how they can put ppl at risk.

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    That’s why they put in a sham conviction integrity unit with few people and no money. It’s just supposed to look good. Honestly, can anyone really expect integrity in reviews when prosecutorial and judicial misconduct sprinkled with police criminal slobbery are the cause. Wouldn’t that be admitting to prosecutable criminal acts? Does anybody think Pryor will do anything about it like he claimed he would when he was running? Think if he tried, Satz might take out a contract on him?

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    I think Tuter with the way he’s administered the 17th Judicial Circuit might well be suffering from a myriad of different maladies, not to mention a overinflated opinion of his abilities.

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    So Crazy Joe is blaming the 25% of the nation that has not taken the vaccine for the virus still running rampid? I guess the 75% that are vaccinated are not doing anything to help control the virus? He said children 12 and under are not approved to receive the vaccine, which makes up 28% of the nations population. Does his math make any sense never? Did you notice how he won’t stick around to answer any questions from the press? He knows he is feeble and the press will rip him a new ass.

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      counting of all the invalid “stolen” (lol) ballots – or pound some sand for the identical result

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    Our Circuit can also boast being the only Circuit in the history of the world with a Dean Martin Judicial Roast post your own pictures Blog

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    No matter which way you look the SAO is crashing to the ground. No more competent lawyers. Faulk, Smit and Pryor digging themselves deeper and deeper. Brooks comes in at 157k without an ounce of knowledge. Butterworth ran as fast as he could to save himself along with 40 other lawyers. Mm, FCF, and FTU being run by MJS clones. The rest of the heads are young boys whose only skill is licking ass. Total shit show. No chance of re-election Pryor. You blew it. Can’t fix it. Fools

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          Jared doesn’t have to lift a finger except to cash a few extra checks come campaign time until he pulls a pension. It’s a well deserved reward for whopping all you clowns who think you know politics until a real player steps into the ring.
          Book it.

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            Sure Jared. The only one who would know this information is you you idiot🤣🤣🤣 you dont even know Broward. you’re going to be packing your bags !! Book it

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      No different than what Weekes has done in the PD
      He’s got an absolute idiot named Phillips running the show and its like a carnival. She used to be a secretary there, went to work with State Rep. Perry’s campaign and now is back making more than any attorney in the office including the main butt kissers.

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      Get real, the only difference between him and the rest of us is he got caught. Stop acting like any one of us hasn’t been drinking then got in the car and drove it. Hell half the lawyers in Broward are alcoholic’s. Just remember how perfect you are next time you stop off for a cold one after work or leave your next party.

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      You can find my fat ass hustling down Miami road to get a cheeseburger from McDonalds. If I walk it off it doesn’t count, right?

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    As Chief Judge of the 17th Judicial Circuit, I am required to monitor Judicial Attendance …

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    Tuter has failed miserably in that respect as well as many others. He’s more concerned about getting a ceremonial courtroom named after himself than any other responsibility to judges not doing anything but collecting their paychecks !
    The Broward Judiciary is a big joke.

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